Would You Rather...? The Big Book. Justin Heimberg

lot more interesting.

       Would you rather…

      the strength of your erection directly correlate to the number of service bars on your cell phone

       OR

      have an erection which, like a compass, always points north?

      Things to consider: switching to Verizon, camping in the West Virginia wilderness, “spotty coverage”; (Women: substitute “your partner’s erection”).

       Would you rather…

      never be able to use the Internet for porn again

       OR

      never be able to use the Internet for legitimate purposes again?