Crazy Detective. Funny detective. StaVl Zosimov Premudroslovsky

not. I will attract her too.

      – And the money is equal for everyone?

      – You more, but after a fine hours.

      – And if we do, and we won’t work out a fine watch?

      – Get a Chirp from me, and the punishment is not granted. Lots of work.

      – But what is there to build?

      – The pigsty must be increased. I want to have pigs. Well, so, hands on?

      The old man shrugged.

      – Well, if under these conditions, three pieces.

      – You are four, and do not forget about the term.

      “That and that,” he shook his head, squinting at the barn, “of course I agree.”

      – Agreed then. Will you pay. I’ll give you money, but you’re also in demand, you cut it, Toad?

      – Ooooh, me?! Shit question, boss, let’s do it!! – The old man took a deep breath and lit another cigarette. – So, I kind of like a foreman?!

      – Sort of.

      – And when to start?

      – And even now, I’ll say to Arutun that Idota and Grandma Klavka bring. And here is Idot.

      – Remember the moron, he will appear.

      Idot appeared in the doorway.

      – Well, what did you bring? – Bedbug turned to the Kid.

      – In cash.

      – How many?

      – A couple of pieces enough?

      – Enough, but that’s not all. You will help the old one, he will explain everything to you.

      – To this? Oh well, boss, he’s leaky.

      – I’ll gouge out your eyes right now, are you answering for the bazaar? – and the Toad rushed with the Pitchfork, who were not far off, at Idot.

      – Wait! – I got the air gun of Idot. – Right now I’ll shoot the eggs.

      – Ltd? Are you with a gun?

      – Everything is legal, Head. Father gave. Here from such snails.

      – Aren’t you afraid? You are here under arrest. Can I call my father? He will not make you leaky, but he will give you pipets, you will remember it for life. And where did you get that Toad is full of holes?

      – Yes, everyone speaks in the village.

      – What do you scratch, Kalbit face. Why don’t they say piss in my eyes?

      – So, calm down and work, if you do not want problems… Everything… Quiet! I said: you will work in a place, period!!! – the district general Klop Ottila Aligadzhievich yelled at the whole yard.

      – So yazh crazy? – surprised Idot.

      – Okay. Let’s start from the beginning: What kind of trunk?

      – My. That is, the father gave.

      – Is there permission?

      – There is.

      – Check it out. But you didn’t get mad for the state, so you hired a tractor driver who will plow this hemp. And you will work out the term with him.

      – And here I will not. You will not prove.

      – I will not prove? Right now, on the Internet, I’ll send the recording to youtube of yesterday’s conversation and dad will not help.

      – Chervonets, exactly? – added the old man.

      – And you close hailo, schmuck! – freaked out Idot.

      – Quiet, quiet. You see, pimpochka? – Ottila pointed to the first catch on the fence. – This is a video camera. You can say hello to your family.

      The kid said nothing.

      – Toto, come and in an hour in work clothes here.

      You can bring a father. I hope he will be pleased to know what his stepson is doing. Heir! You can ruin his reputation forever.

      – No need to tell father. I will work.

      – That’s good. At the end of the commissioning, you will also receive towers. And you tell your father that you found a job with me. Got it?

      – Yes.

      – Also, go to Granny Klavka and say that I call her urgently.

      – And if she does not come?

      – Say that I’ll arrest you in all severity of the law.. Go.

      So the brigade assembled and set about restoring the barn, which, like a thorn in the eye, Ottila, before heartburn, had been getting through Isling’s whining for five years now. And Bedbug could not or did not want to find time for this. In general, Ottila was a lazy person, or rather, it was easier for him to catch a lion than to build or clean the cattle. Soon Arutun came with a Toad knife, and without those caught. Apparently Claudia warned everyone or those were exhausted. Further, the law enforcers went around the village sheds in search of a young cow that disappeared from the wealthy Lidergos family. Searches did not last long and the burenka was found in the barn of a large impoverished Sarikulov family. But to plant the owner of the family did not work. He went into denial and blamed on underage children, they say, hungry, that they stole a cow, and the owner did not know anything about it, the reason is the annual binge. Burenka was returned, and Sarikulov was threatened that sooner or later he would fly in and sit down.

      Apulase THIRD

      The next morning, Ottila woke up from the heart of the tearing mats of a manned convict brigade consisting of: Toads – the type of foreman, Idot – not a measured bootman and grandmother Clavka – the star of the team.

      – Where did you throw the board, fool? – Oral Idot, piercing his leg with a nail.

      – And what, are you gouging into balls? She’s hanging on your foot! – Toad interceded for the lady laughing.

      – You do, jellyfish, die. – Idot answered the old man, – and you, old woman, will still throw the board with the nails, I’ll put it in the ass.

      – Look, don’t bother with carnations, especially on Zhabin! – the bass rattled off without a grandma Klava.

      – So, convicts, that we scream, but there is no fight? – Ottila asked, smiling smartly, who went out onto the porch.

      – Yes, this fool scattered the old boards, and I pricked my leg. – Idot went more modestly.

      – Careful need. Here and my children walk.

      – And what, Sarah is already walking? – Grandmother Clavka rejoiced. – and how is her pregnancy going? have not given birth yet?

      – Unfortunately, it only goes in a dream. – the owner was depressed and was immediately taken aback because of the word “pregnant”. – What did you say?

      – Excuse me, please, but is it a joy?! – the old woman modestly apologized.

      – Come on, have already resigned. She is under the supervision of Dr. Smertiev, a professor from St. Petersburg. “But I don’t understand…” and Ottila broke off in time.

      – From whom is pregnant? the old woman blurted out.

      – How do you know about pregnancy? – bug asked bug.

      – So the whole village knows and knows from whom. the grandmother said confidently.

      – And from whom? asked the Toad, tearing the board from the wall.

      – So