500 of the Best Cockney War Stories. Various

       Seven His Lucky Number

       Blind Man's Buff

       Self-Supporting

       In the Butterfly Division

       An Unfair Leg-Pull

       He Saw It Through

       As Good as the Pictures

       Room for the Comforter

       "War Worn and Tonsillitis"

       "... Fort I was in 'Ell"

       Pity the Poor Fly!

       Temperature by the Inch

       "'Arf Price at the Pickshers!"

       Twenty-four Stitches in Time

       His Second Thoughts

       Hats Off to Private Tanner

       The Markis o' Granby

       A One-Legged Turn

       4. HIGH SEAS

       The Skipper's Cigar

       Breaking the Spell

       A V.C.'s Story of Friendship

       The Stoker Sums it Up

       Channel Swimming his Next Job

       It Was a Collapsible Boat

       Luck in Odd Numbers

       "Your Barf, Sir!"

       "Mind My Coat"

       "Wot's the Game—Musical Chairs?"

       A Voice in the Dark

       Why the Stoker Washed

       Accounts Rendered

       An Ocean Greyhound

       Margate In Mespot.

       Urgent and Personal!

       Victoria! (Very Cross)

       He Saw the Force of It

       New Skin—Brand New!

       A Zeebrugge Memory

       Another Perch in the Roost

       Uncomfortable Cargo

       Good Old "Vernon"

       Any Time's Kissing Time!

       The Fag End

       "Spotty" the Jonah

       He Just Caught the Bus!

       Dinner before Mines!

       A Philosopher at Sea

       Extra Heavyweight

       Three Varieties

       He was a Bigger Fish

       The "Arethusa" Touch

       His Chance to Dive

       Wot Abaht Wot?

       Water on the Watch

       A Gallant Tar

       A Cap for Jerry

       Give 'im 'is Trumpet Back

       Getting the Range