500 of the Best Cockney War Stories. Various

       Their Very Own Secret

       Window Cleaners Coming!

       First Blow

       M.M. (Mounted Marine)

       His German 'Arp

       Jack went a-Riding

       Bitter Memories

       Tommy "Surrounded" Them

       Shell-holes and Southend

       "Make Me a Good 'Orse"

       The Lost Gumboot

       "Compree 'Sloshy'?"

       Looking-Glass Luck

       Mine that was His

       "Geography" Hour

       To the General, About the Colonel

       Bow Bells—1917 Style

       "The Awfentic Gramerphone!"

       The Muffin Man

       The Holiday Resort

       The "Tich" Touch

       Smart Men All

       "You'd Pay a Tanner at the Zoo!"

       Smoking Without Cigarettes

       An Expensive Light

       Modern Conveniences

       The Trench Fleet

       The Necessary Stimulant

       A Traffic Problem

       Scots, Read This!

       Met His Match

       Why Jerry was "Clinked"

       Stick-in-the-Mud

       "If That can stick it, I can!"

       Wheeling a Mule

       Three Brace of Braces

       "Bow Bells" Warning

       "'Ave a Sniff"

       The Dirt Track

       Babylon and Bully

       Twice Nightly

       In Shining Armour

       "A Blinkin' Paper-Chase?"

       Biscuits—Another Point of View

       His Bird Bath

       Ducking 'em—-then Nursing 'em

       Salonika Rhapsody

       A Ticklin' Tiddler

       Biscuits and Geometry

       All that was Wrong with the War

       Not a Single Cockney

       Sanger's Circus on the Marne!

       "Contemptible" Stuff

       A Cockney on Horseback—-Just

       A Too Sociable Horse

       General Salute!

       Wipers-on-Sea

       He Rescued His Shirt

       A Smile from the Prince