500 of the Best Cockney War Stories. Various

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Название 500 of the Best Cockney War Stories
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Bath Night

       Back to the Shack

       His Last Gamble

       That Infernal Drip-Drip-Drip!

       "A Blinkin' Vanity Box"

       Playing at Statues

       Bo Peep—1915 Version

       Jerry's Dip in the Fat

       Carried Unanimously

       A Very Hot Bath

       In Lieu of ——

       Putting the Hatt on It

       Tangible Evidence

       What the Cornwalls' Motto Meant

       Atlas—On the Somme

       Putting the Lid on It

       Taffy was a—German!

       A Tea-time Story

       A Tip to a Prisoner

       Cockney Logic

       "Penalty, Ref!"

       An Appointment with his Medical Adviser

       One Up, and Two to Go

       On the Parados

       Not Croquet

       Sausages and Mashed

       Cheery to the End

       Souvenirs First

       Seven Shies a Tanner!

       Bill Hawkins Fights Them All

       Hide and Seek with Jerry

       Too Much for his Imagination

       "Currants" for Bunn

       The Driver to his Horse

       Two Kinds of "Shorts"

       Mespot—On 99 Years' Lease

       "Fro Something at Them!"

       Missed his Mouth-organ

       Water-cooled

       Top-hatted Piper of Mons

       Two Heads and a Bullet

       Spoiling the Story

       Afraid of Dogs

       The Song of Battle

       Stalls at "Richthofen's Circus"

       "Butter-Fingers!"

       Getting into Hot Water

       2. LULL

       Rate of Exchange—on Berlin

       A Hen Coup

       A "Baa-Lamb" in the Trenches

       He Coloured

       Why the Fat Man Laughed

       He Met Shackleton!

       Domestic Scene: Scene, Béthune

       Getting Their Bearings

       High Tea

       Lots in a Name

       Gunga Din the Second