Mike. Пелам Гренвилл Вудхаус

ace of trumps has no need to be alarmed. His position was impregnable. The enemy was held in check by the ​locked door, while the other door offered an admirable and instantaneous way of escape.

      Mike crept across the room on tip-toe and opened the window. It had occurred to him, just in time, that if Mr. Wain, on entering the room, found that the occupant had retired by way of the boys' part of the house, he might possibly obtain a clue to his identity. If, on the other hand, he opened the window, suspicion would be diverted. Mike had not read his "Raffles" for nothing.

      The handle-rattling was resumed. This was good. So long as the frontal attack was kept up, there was no chance of his being taken in the rear—his only danger.

      He stopped the gramophone, which had been pegging away patiently at "The Quaint Old Bird" all the time, and reflected. It seemed a pity to evacuate the position and ring down the curtain on what was, to date, the most exciting episode of his life; but he must not overdo the thing, and get caught. At any moment the noise might bring reinforcements to the besieging force, though it was not likely, for the dining-room was a long way from the dormitories; and it might flash upon their minds that there were two entrances the room. Or the same bright thought might come to Wain himself.

      "Now what," pondered Mike, "would A. J. Raffles have done in a case like this? Suppose he'd been after somebody's jewels, and found that they were after him, and he'd locked one door, and could get away by the other."

      The answer was simple.

      "He'd clear out," thought Mike.

      Two minutes later he was in bed.

      He lay there, tingling all over with the consciousness of having played a masterly game, when suddenly a gruesome idea came to him, and he sat up, breathless. Suppose Wain took it into his head to make a tour of the dormitories, to see that all was well! Wyatt was still in the garden somewhere, blissfully unconscious of what was going on indoors. He would be caught for a certainty!

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      CHAPTER VI

      IN WHICH A TIGHT CORNER IS EVADED

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      For a moment the situation paralysed Mike. Then he began to be equal to it. In times of excitement one thinks rapidly and clearly. The main point, the kernel of the whole thing, was that he must get into the garden somehow, and warn Wyatt. And at the same time, he must keep Mr. Wain from coming to the dormitory. He jumped out of bed, and dashed down the dark stairs.

      He had taken care to close the dining-room door after him. It was open now, and he could hear somebody moving inside the room. Evidently his retreat had been made just in time.

      He knocked at the door, and went in.

      Mr. Wain was standing at the window, looking out. He spun round at the knock, and stared in astonishment at Mike's pyjama-clad figure. Mike, in spite of his anxiety, could barely check a laugh. Mr. Wain was a tall, thin man, with a serious face partially obscured by a grizzled beard. He wore spectacles, through which he peered owlishly at Mike. His body was wrapped in a brown dressing-gown. His hair was ruffled. He looked like some weird bird.

      "Please, sir, I thought I heard a noise," said Mike.

      Mr. Wain continued to stare.

      "What are you doing here?" said he at last.

      "Thought I heard a noise, please, sir."

      "A noise?"

      "Please, sir, a row."

      "You thought you heard——!"

      The thing seemed to be worrying Mr. Wain.

      "So I came down, sir," said Mike.

      The house-master's giant brain still appeared to be somewhat clouded. He looked about him, and, catching sight of the gramophone, drew inspiration from it.

      "Did you turn on the gramophone?" he asked.

      ​"Me, sir!" said Mike, with the air of a bishop accused of contributing to the Police News.

      "Of course not, of course not," said Mr. Wain hurriedly. "Of course not. I don't know why I asked. All this is very unsettling. What are you doing here?"

      "Thought I heard a noise, please, sir."

      "A noise?"

      "A row, sir."

      If it was Mr. Wain's wish that he should spend the night playing Massa Tambo to his Massa Bones, it was not for him to baulk the house-master's innocent pleasure. He was prepared to continue the snappy dialogue till breakfast time.

      "I think there must have been a burglar in here, Jackson."

      "Looks like it, sir."

      "I found the window open."

      "He's probably in the garden, sir."

      Mr. Wain looked out into the garden with an annoyed expression, as if its behaviour in letting burglars be in it struck him as unworthy of a respectable garden.

      "He might be still in the house," said Mr. Wain, ruminatively.

      "Not likely, sir."

      "You think not?"

      "Wouldn't be such a fool, sir. I mean, such an ass, sir."

      "Perhaps you are right, Jackson."

      "I shouldn't wonder if he was hiding in the shrubbery, sir."

      Mr. Wain looked at the shrubbery, as who should say, "Et tu, Brute!"

      "By Jove! I think I see him," cried Mike.

      He ran to the window, and vaulted through it on to the lawn. An inarticulate protest from Mr. Wain, rendered speechless by this move just as he had been beginning to recover his faculties, and he was running across the lawn into the shrubbery. He felt that all was well. There might be a bit of a row on his ​return, but he could always plead overwhelming excitement.

      Wyatt was round at the back somewhere, and the problem was how to get back without being seen from the dining-room window. Fortunately a belt of evergreens ran along the path right up to the house. Mike worked his way cautiously through these till he was out of sight, then tore for the regions at the back.

      The moon had gone behind the clouds, and it was not easy to find a way through the bushes. Twice branches sprang out from nowhere, and hit Mike smartly over the shins, eliciting sharp howls of pain.

      On the second of these occasions a low voice spoke from somewhere on his right.

      "Who on earth's that?" it said.

      Mike stopped.

      "Is that you, Wyatt? I say——"

      "Jackson!"

      The moon came out again, and Mike saw Wyatt clearly. His knees were covered with mould. He had evidently been crouching in the bushes on all fours.

      "You young ass," said Wyatt. "You promised me that you wouldn't get out."

      "Yes, I know, but——"

      "I heard you crashing through the shrubbery like a hundred elephants. If you must get out at night and chance being sacked, you might at least have the sense to walk quietly."

      "Yes, but you don't understand."

      And Mike rapidly explained the situation.

      "But how the dickens did he hear you, if you were in the dining-room?" asked Wyatt. "It's miles from his bedroom. You must tread like a policeman."

      "It wasn't that. The thing was, you see, it was rather a rotten thing to do, I suppose, but I turned on the gramophone."

      "You—what?"