William Shakespeare : Complete Collection (37 plays, 160 sonnets and 5 Poetry...). William Shakespeare

Robert Smirke, p. — William Sharpe, e.

      William Shakespeare

      MUCH ADO

       ABOUT NOTHING

      ( 1598–1599 )

      Quarto, 1600; First Folio, 1623.

      ado

       ¶

      Act I

      Sc. I Sc. II Sc. III

      Act II

      Sc. I Sc. II Sc. III

      Act III

      Sc. I Sc. II Sc. III Sc. IV Sc. V

      Act IV

      Sc. I Sc. II

      Act V

      Sc. I Sc. II Sc. III Sc. IV

      [Dramatis Personae

      Don Pedro, Prince of Arragon

      Don John, his bastard brother

      Claudio, a young lord of Florence

      Benedick, a young lord of Padua

      Leonato, governor of Messina

      Antonio, his brother

      Balthasar, attendant on Don Pedro

      Conrade,

      Borachio, followers of Don John

      Friar Francis

      Dogberry, a constable

      Verges, a headborough

       Sexton

       Boy

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      Hero, daughter to Leonato

      Beatrice, niece to Leonato

      Margaret,

      Ursula, gentlewomen attending on Hero

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      Messengers, Watch, Lord, Attendants, etc.

      Scene: Messina]

      ACT I

      [Scene I]

       Enter Leonato, governor of Messina, Hero his daughter, and Beatrice his niece, with a Messenger.

      Leon. I learn in this letter that Don [Pedro] of Arragon comes this night to Messina.

      Mess. He is very near by this, he was not three leagues off when I left him.

      Leon. How many gentlemen have you lost in this action?

      Mess. But few of any sort, and none of name.

      Leon. A victory is twice itself when the achiever brings home full numbers. I find here that Don [Pedro] hath bestow’d much honor on a young Florentine call’d Claudio.

      Mess. Much deserv’d on his part, and equally rememb’red by Don Pedro. He hath borne himself beyond the promise of his age, doing in the figure of a lamb the feats of a lion. He hath indeed better bett’red expectation than you must expect of me to tell you how.

      Leon. He hath an uncle here in Messina will be very much glad of it.

      Mess. I have already deliver’d him letters, and there appears much joy in him, even so much that joy could not show itself modest enough without a badge of bitterness.

      Leon. Did he break out into tears?

      Mess. In great measure.

      Leon. A kind overflow of kindness. There are no faces truer than those that are so wash’d. How much better is it to weep at joy than to joy at weeping!

      Beat. I pray you, is Signior Mountanto return’d from the wars or no?

      Mess. I know none of that name, lady. There was none such in the army of any sort.

      Leon. What is he that you ask for, niece?

      Hero. My cousin means Signior Benedick of Padua.

      Mess. O, he’s return’d, and as pleasant as ever he was.

      Beat. He set up his bills here in Messina, and challeng’d Cupid at the flight, and my uncle’s fool, reading the challenge, subscrib’d for Cupid, and challeng’d him at the burbolt. I pray you, how many hath he kill’d and eaten in these wars? But how many hath he kill’d? for indeed I promis’d to eat all of his killing.

      Leon. Faith, niece, you tax Signior Benedick too much, but he’ll be meet with you, I doubt it not.

      Mess. He hath done good service, lady, in these wars.

      Beat. You had musty victual, and he hath holp to eat it. He is a very valiant trencherman, he hath an excellent stomach.

      Mess. And a good soldier too, lady.

      Beat. And a good soldier to a lady, but what is he to a lord?

      Mess. A lord to a lord, a man to a man, stuff’d with all honorable virtues.

      Beat. It is so indeed, he is no less than a stuff’d man. But for the stuffing—well, we are all mortal.

      Leon. You must not, sir, mistake my niece. There is a kind of merry war betwixt Signior Benedick and her; they never meet but there’s a skirmish of wit between them.

      Beat. Alas, he gets nothing by that. In our last conflict four of his five wits went halting off, and now is the whole man govern’d with one; so that if he have wit enough to keep himself warm, let him bear it for a difference between himself and his horse, for it is all the wealth that he hath left to be known a reasonable creature. Who is his companion now? he hath every month a new sworn brother.

      Mess. Is’t possible?

      Beat. Very easily possible. He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat: it ever changes with the next block.

      Mess. I see, lady, the gentleman is not in your books.

      Beat. No, and he were, I would burn my study. But I pray you, who is his companion? Is there no young squarer now that will make a voyage with him to the devil?

      Mess. He is most in the company of the right noble Claudio.

      Beat. O Lord, he will hang upon him like a disease; he is sooner caught than the pestilence, and the taker runs presently mad. God help the noble Claudio! If he have caught the Benedick, it will cost him a thousand pound ere ’a be cur’d.

      Mess. I will hold