Ditectif Crazy. Ditectif doniol. StaVl Zosimov Premudroslovsky

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Название Ditectif Crazy. Ditectif doniol
Автор произведения StaVl Zosimov Premudroslovsky
Жанр Юмор: прочее
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Издательство Юмор: прочее
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ngwraig, y gwnaethoch chi ei chondemnio i gaethwas!!! – Osteroid bellowed ac yn pwyso ar ei liniau gyda’i ddwylo sefyll i fyny. Mynegodd ei wyneb farwolaeth.

      – Isolda!!

      – Beth, mêl?

      – Ble welsoch chi’r gath?

      – Yno, y twll. Dringodd allan o’r fan hyn a symud? – syrthiodd i liw Isold. – Roeddwn i eisiau ei sgamio hi, gan edrych, a throdd yn fam a’r tad-cu-babai hwn.

      – Ble mae fy ngwraig, ffasgaidd? – Osteroid pryderus.

      Ble mae’r gweithwyr mudol hyn? – gofynnodd Klop Wife.

      – Dydw i ddim yn gwybod? – Isolde shrugged. – Neithiwr roedden nhw’n eistedd mewn threesome, yma.

      – Ac yna? – Cododd Ottila. – A chi – eisteddwch i lawr, nawr byddwn ni’n ei chyfrifo.

      – Ac yna es i i’r gwely.

      – I ble aethon nhw? Mae’r ddau yn iawn, ond y Llyffant?! Mae’n cael ei gosbi trwy gael ei arestio â llafur gorfodol. Fe wnaethant ddianc. Dianc!!! Ffoniwch Intsefalata, ar frys. Mae gennym ni ddihangfa.

      – A ble mae fy ngwraig? – Meddai Taid mewn llais crynu.

      – Ni ddaeth i ymarfer llafur gorfodol. Bydd hi’n eistedd yr un peth … – roedd y Bedbug yn gandryll.

      – Boss!!! Apchi, meddai’r Intsephalopath, ac ymddangosodd mewn twll o ochr y stryd.

      – O, ydych chi yma eisoes? – Beth wyt ti’n gweiddi? – neidio allan Bedbug. – Cyflym, canmoliaeth.

      – Blablabla, apchi, noddwr, ydych chi yma? Roeddwn i’n meddwl eich bod chi yn y tŷ, felly gwaeddais.

      – Pam?

      – Felly, hwn, apchi, des i â…

      – Pwy?

      «Cemegydd, apchi,» atebodd Intsephalopath, ac yn lle ei fwg, ymddangosodd pen coch yn y twll, wedi’i orchuddio ag acne a llyswennod, baw gogoneddus, glas-goch o bentrefwr a newidiodd yn syth i wyneb Arutunov.

      – Wel, sut? – gofynnodd y corporal.

      – Beth, sut? – Rhewodd Otila yn chwilfrydig sur. «Ydych chi’n ei gynnig i mi?» Rwy’n briod, os gwelwch yn dda…

      – Na, y cetris, mi wnes i ei gadw, apchi, – Ac fe symudodd yr Incephalopath y Cemegydd i’r twll, – cropian, dewch ymlaen, asshole trwchus. – Ond fe aeth yn sownd gyda’r lle y soniwyd amdano ynddo. Fel maen nhw’n dweud: na thudy na syudy. Mae hynny’n iawn, hanner canolwr yn y lle a hysbysebir. Felly ni aeth yr asyn i mewn. Arhosodd Aceffalopath y tu ôl i’r wal, wrth ymyl asyn y fferyllydd ar y stryd.

      – Beth wnaeth e? Yr un rhwbio cywarch?

      – Na, gwaeth. Gwawdio gartref apchi, anifeiliaid. – atebodd Harutun o’r tu ôl i’r wal.

      – Fy gwartheg, beth rydw i eisiau, yna dwi’n creu.., fu, dwi’n creu. – taenellu gydag eliffantod, gyda fferyllydd wedi’i lisped.

      – A beth wnaeth e? – ymyrrodd y taid.

      – Do, mi wnes i lifio baedd y carn gyda llif gadwyn, apchi, cymdogion a galw. – adroddodd Harutun.

      – A beth ydyw? Pe bawn i eisiau cig jellied, – am yr esgus roeddwn yn cael fy nghadw yn sownd. – yna gorchymyn i mi dorri’r mochyn cyfan? Ar ben hynny, nid oes digon o bwysau ynddo o hyd, a llosgodd yr oergell allan.

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