Название | NGOSUKU. Iqiniso elihlekisayo |
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Автор произведения | СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски |
Жанр | Приключения: прочее |
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Издательство | Приключения: прочее |
Год выпуска | 0 |
isbn | 9785005095190 |
I-Nevsky Prospect yinhliziyo yaseSt. Kusuka ku-Alexander Nevsky Square kuya ku-Decembrists Uprising Square; ukusuka kweziNkanyiso kuya eHermitage. Kungakanani okubonayo: ama-juggler, nama-acrobats, namakhethini, kanye nabanqobi, nabamunca kanye nabagibeli. Wonke umuntu usebenza lapho. Futhi ubuso bondleke kahle ngobugebengu. Kuyiqiniso, izivakashi empeleni ziyindlela yokuzijabulisa. Bheka, indoda kaMcDonald ebambekile enefosholo, okungukuthi, nesikhwama. Futhi ngibona ukuthi indoda ethile iza kanjani kuye ngokubukeka okuhlekisayo.
– Hhe mfowethu,.. kuhle! – wabingelela osancela.
– Yebo, unempilo, ngiyabonga uNkulunkulu!
– Yebo, ingabe impilo ijwayelekile? Kunkulunkulu? UNkulunkulu akakuniki shit ngawe. Ngamafuphi, – waqhamuka eyisigangi esiqinile kumuntu oncelisayo, eshayela ifosholo, ngaphandle kwalokho ngizombulala njengenja. Thola izikweletu, uvale ifosholo bese ulifaka ephaketheni lakho… Manje, hamba. Ungavimbi; uNkulunkulu wakho uyalele ukuthi wabelane.
– Uzobika kanjani kuNkulunkulu?
– Futhi ngiyavuma ngaphambi kokuba ngife futhi ngisazokugcona epharadesi. Hahaha
Futhi-ke ngiza ngaphandle kokuxwayisa lo muntu osenkingeni. Ukhipha umoya futhi, ezama ukumelana, ungibambelela ngokwemvelo ngesandla esisodwa, abambe isibindi ngesinye. Phuza, lokho kwesibindi esibuthakathaka.
– Thatha imali yakho, mfowethu. – Ngithi ngiyamunca bese ushaya ummese kude nomuntu.
– Ngiyabonga!!! – uyangibonga, kanti lo muntu osenkingeni yokufa ulahlekelwa ukuqaphela futhi afe. Futhi wayengasebenza kwenye indawo futhi azuze umbuso nabantu, kepha izinxushunxushu zentando yeningi ezweni zamenza walala … – Lapha, thatha umvuzo. – ungihlebele umthethosivivinywa futhi ngokushesha abaleke, agxume kwi-Lexus yakhe aqhume. Inkomishi yetiye namasoseji amabili enhlama, siyabonga ngokusindisa amashumi ezinkulungwane nokuboshwa kwamasela. Kepha amaphenti adinga ukusindiswa. Yebo, kunabantu abaningi lapha futhi wonke umuntu uyahamba. Futhi intengo ithukuthele futhi isakhula. Abantu abahlupheka kakhulu ezweni, kubiza kakhulu intengo.
Yini lapha?! Ngime ngibuke omunye umuntu odlula ngendlela. Ngibona abantu benamathela futhi bengaboli, beya kubhiya, nomuntu ongenakhaya kuye. Ucela okuthile, asondele kuye ngokushesha.
– Sawubona!!! Usizo ngesinkwa, unikeze imali eyisikhombisa yemali?! – kusho isinxibi esingaqondakali.
– Phumani, Hrrade Huy!! – lo mfowethu uthinte izingxoxo. – Iya ukweba, ukunuka!! – Waphula insimbi. – Ukhathele ngabantu abangenamakhaya?! – umgilwa wamamatheka. U-Loch wamdonsela ukunakekela, wamhlola futhi wathatha isikhundla sakhe sokuqala, ethatha le ndoda ngezinga lesakhamuzi sakhe. Waqhubeka. -Uthenga kuphela ubhiya futhi ngeke uphuze ngempela.
– Yebo. wadonsa. – Ngisanda kuthenga ubhiya, kuqhamuka omunye athi: «Nginike ama-ruble amabili?», Uthathe isiphu, esinye: «Ngisize ngihambe nge-metro, bavele bangidedela ngisuka emaphoyiseni.» Ngabe amaphoyisa ethu angamaqhawe athathe imali yomuntu siqu? Uhlobo oluthile lobuwula, ku-TV basho okuphambene.
– Hmm yebo! – I-sucker esekela ukwenyuka Waqhubeka:
– Wathatha esinye isiphu: «Ngisize, bhuti, wethwesa umsolwa amacala …", usuvele uthatha i-sip yesikhombisa.. – wagcizelela.
– Ishumi nambili. – Nganqoba isicoco ngisebenzisa amasu wokuhlela izilimi zeNeuro nezeluleko zikaCarnegie.
– Yini? – Ungaqondi uLech.
– Futhi ungoweshumi nambili…
– Kungani?
– Futhi ngoba thina ngokwethu sikhathele yile mpilo, ubusika, ukudideka ezweni. Sekuvele ukugula emphefumulweni. Ngakho-ke banquma ukuhlela i-Independent Public Organisation for the Homeless, ngamafuphi: NOBL! Sivele siqashe ihhovisi futhi sisize kakhulu ngezindlu, umsebenzi, nokubuyela ekhaya, ngoba kithi imibhalo ayibalulekile. Lona ngumsebenzi wama-desks passport kanye ne-FMS. Ukwethembeka enhliziyweni, hhayi ephepheni. Yisiphi isinyathelo osithathayo, uNkulunkulu uzokubuyisela…
Futhi i-goof yavula ifosholo, futhi ngemuva kwakhe amaphoyisa asevele eshise lo mlisa futhi alinde iMagarychs. Imvamisa ubhiya ne-shawarma. Kepha angihluphi, angifuni ukwethusa isikhwama, angihlangani neze nalokhu, kepha sekucindezelwe isithangami esincanyana futhi sifisa ukuchuma, futhi lo mfo wambonga washeshe wanyamalala…
UFu, washiya amaphoyisa, kodwa hhayi awakhe. Lapho uhlangana, lokho kungokwakho, ngakho-ke uyahamba uchithe imali. Ngakho-ke ngaphenduka owami futhi ngaya kubhangqwana.
– Ngamafutha, mhlawumbe, uZyoma-umngani, muhle, umbone njengoLaz… Kepha ngawathatha lawo maphutha, ngabona, angikweleta?
– Ungubani? – wethukile wabuza umfana.
– Ngifana nawe, phusha… kahle, wabelana noma u skim?
– Sizonikeza okuhle mayelana nama-bazaar, ubani, ubani … – oweseka lo mfanyana futhi wacela ukuya eBistro. Sangena sahlala isigamu sosuku. Baziyela ebhishi laseNudist eSestroretsk. Ilanga, buzz, dope futhi wathatha nudists echibini ukuba fuck, ngoba ogwini kuvinjelwe? Kepha le yindaba ekhethekile.
Ekuseni, imali iyadingeka futhi, bese ngihamba, ngibheka ukwakhiwa kwezakhiwo. Ngiphuza ubhiya, ngikhahlele amazinyo, ngikhiphe amachaphaza ngithathe ugwayi omude, ngama-ruble angamashumi amane nantathu, abiza kabili kunebhodlela le-vodka. Umusi obanjiwe uyakhuphuka futhi uvuvukele ngokugcwala komoya…
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Futhi abangenamakhaya basephathini
Futhi ngahamba nentombi, umenzi wemfashini osebenzayo ngaphandle kwendawo ethile yokuhlala ngokwepasipoti yami, okuwumhlaba wonke waseNtshonalanga, esigodini sase-taiga eButurlinovka… Ku!.. Umbuso olele, lapho wonke umuntu engaboni khona imali futhi uselala ngokuphupha ngempilo edlule.
Ekuseni ngavuka, ngakhamba ngiyongena egcekeni ngikukhumbule. Unkosikazi waphatha lo mshini ngobusuku. UBaska uphuthuma wathela amajikijolo egcekeni. Inkukhu eyodwa eyodwa yazidlela zawa zangaphili. Umgcini wehostela, oyisiwula, wathatha futhi waqala ukukhipha izimpaphe phezu komcamelo ku-hangover, wacabanga ukuthi sekwephuze kakhulu ukusika, yena uqobo washona futhi ngaphandle kokunquma ikhanda lakhe, inyama yayiqinile.
Ngaleso sikhathi, inkukhu yavuka futhi yaphenduka yabhebhetheka, yaphephezelisa izimpaphe noma kuphi, noma kuphi, lapho le nyoni isho ngehangover futhi yagijima impandla kwelinye icala.
– Ake sihambe ngezinyawo sizungeze idolobhana. – uphakamise, emlandweni odabukisayo, i-mezzo-soprano, umngani owavele wangilandela.
– Noma mhlawumbe sizokhasa? -ukukhuphuka kusuka esiteji esilandelayo kompheme, ngaphendula nge-sushkim. Izithende zami zazinzima ngaphezu komkhawulo ngaphakathi kwegumbi futhi igazi laligobhoza ekhanda, okuqinisa nobuhlungu. Umngane wasukuma, ancika kunina futhi wangidonsa ngakhala, izicathulo ezibizayo, waqhubeka nokuphuma egcekeni. Ngagaqa izitebhisi ezinyaweni zami futhi ngavele ngamlandela ngidlala amachaphaza esitolo sevodka.
– Futhi nitrous? Ngabuza, ngithatha isiphu ebhodleleni elithengiwe lotshwala.
– Unogogo uNyurka, umama wakhe ukhukhamba nosawoti kangangokuba kwanele ukuluma enkampanini.
Lapho sesiqedile, salibhekisa kwabaphathi bendawo, isihlobo esasisanda kukhishwa ezindaweni zokuphucwa inkululeko yokudla nokunyakaza. Umuzi wakhe wawunjengobuningi, obukhulu.