NGOSUKU. Iqiniso elihlekisayo. СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски

onkulunkulu bakhiwa kabusha ukusuka eLenin baya kuJesu, nifuna uJehova, futhi nifuna uAllah, Krsna, Ngizo, angizuku… Ukukhetha ukuthi ukhetha yiphi oyithandayo noma oyithandayo?! Futhi namaKhomanisi, anamaqiniso wokuthi akekho uNkulunkulu, aqala ukukholwa yilowo nalowo kweyabo. Imfashini, nabavoti bathande. Ukuphela komhlaba kuhambisana nezwe, abafokazi, ngamafuphi, i-powder kanye ne-powder yabantu, ukuze bangafuthekeli futhi bangaceli ukudla. Ukuguqula konke. Futhi ukukholelwa kungukungabaza nolwazi, futhi ukuzwela ngokweqile kuyifonti phambi komunye nomunye. Njengoba omunye u-Orthodox asho: ama-Orthodox awawona amaKristu, kodwa ama-Alahakbar adinga ukubulala wonke umuntu. Ngamafuphi, umsebenzi kaNkulunkulu, lokhu kuyindaba yomuntu siqu. Sahlala kwiHlathi laseLavra, ebusika ngangesaba futhi ngazama ukunyibilikisa umlilo we-log kusuka kwizingodo ezifriziwe ezigcinwe yizindela ngezinsuku ezibucayi, futhi zinokushisa kwasemadolobheni. Futhi kungani uminza? Futhi-ke, ukunambitha okushisayo. Empilweni engenakhaya, ukudla okushisayo kwehla kakhulu, ikakhulukazi ebusika. Amasoseji, ukudla okulula kanye nokunye ukudla okusheshayo sekuyisikhathi eside kuyisicefe. Kepha into esemqoka yayisengaphambili. Kamuva kwaqhamuka uLecht, waqamba igama elithi Humanoid. Iphoyisa lesifunda lamvumela ukuba abheme lapho eneminyaka eyishumi nambili, njengoba umama wakhe wayesephelelwe ngumdla wokuhlaselwa iziqubu.

      – Ukukhula akuphumanga, ngakho-ke intuthu. wathi kumHumanoid, owayeziqhenya ngakho njengomyalo wamakhomanisi ezikhathini zaseSoviet. Waxoshwa esikoleni esise boarding for morons ngoba edlwengula uthisha, wabe eseyeka. Sisanda kuthi:

      – Ngizokubulala uma unganikezeli!! – wanikela ngokwesaba impilo yakhe. Yize yayinkude eminye emibili, amazinyo ayo ayemancane kathathu kunamahhashi akhe.

      – , -ke, ubutholile utshwala? Ngibuze.

      – Yebo. waphendula wahlala phansi emlilweni, owawungavuthi kakhulu, kodwa. UTarzan uphinde wasibonakalisa igama lakhe lesidlaliso. Noma kunjalo, ngazifudumeza lezi zinkuni ezifakwe iqhwa. Uyisiboshwa esinolwazi, iminyaka eyishumi nesishiyagalolunye sokuboshwa ngemuva kwakhe, eshiye eSovdep, wangena kwinqubo yentando yeningi, bambhalela ephuma endlini basiza umama wakhe ukuhlanza, lapho nje sebethengise indlu lapho akhulela khona futhi waphila impilo yakhe yonke ukufika endaweni. Wayepholile, eba amasela, futhi wakhululwa waba yisinxibi, kodwa ngokubona akazange asho njalo. Ugqoke njengomprofessor- usomabhizinisi, wagqoka ngisho nezibuko ezifanele, wafihla izigqoko zezandla zakhe ngamagilavu wesikhumba futhi akazange athenge lutho, uNkulunkulu unakho konke. Ubehlala emgaqweni futhi abeke yonke imali ayithola ngokukhohlisa ukuphamba ehostela. Ngakho-ke wayengumuntu onenkani futhi wayethanda ukuxoxisana ngebhizinisi esikhundleni sokulwa.

      UVika, okuwukuphela kwesixha sesifazane phakathi kwethu, mncane futhi uselokhu edumbile ekuphuzeni i-meth yansuku zonke. Wayehlala e-Estonia, emndenini ocebile ocebile. Ngemuva kokushada ngempumelelo futhi wathuthela kumalume wakhe nomyeni wakhe e-Pskov, lapho umyeni wakhe wabulala khona umalume wakhe, futhi bathengisa indlu yakhe, kodwa akazange athole mali wabe esebaleka eSt. Ngafika ehlobo futhi ngaqhubeka nokuqonda, kepha ukucwaswa kwezwe kwasinda kuye epaneli, futhi wasijoyina eTarzan. Uphuze futhi alahlekelwe isethulo sakhe. Kuliqiniso, ubesanikezwa inkonzo, kepha amaklayenti adakwe kakhulu, bese kuba yingxenye yedola nje kuphela futhi engasekho.

      UDima, into elandelayo yeqembu lethu egqoke, washayela – uChurka.

      Wayebukeka njenge-bacon ebhemayo, ethola imali ngokuqinile emasontweni. Ngihambile ngiphethe isikhwama semali ngathi ufuna ukuya ekhaya eKazakhstan. Futhi lokhu bekusenzeka iminyaka eyishumi nambili. Wachitha ingxenye yemali yakhe kuyena, nesigamu ehostela.

      Futhi ngaphezulu ngeLyokha. ILyokha ibiyindondo efayilini lezokwelapha futhi ibigqoke isimungulu: ijazi elimnyama le-ivy esifundeni se-elbow elidwetshwe emsetshenzisweni futhi kwakubonakala ungqimba olimpunga olukhanyayo, olwaluhlazisa ukubukeka kwalo esimweni se-charomyga. Isigqoko sakhe esikhanyayo sasibukeka njengesiphithiphithi. Konke okwakungatholakali kwakuyimbambo ebomvu ku-visor enjengezigwili, kodwa kwathathelwa indawo amabala opende oluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka. Wayebonakala nasemunweni wezandla nasezihlathini, awusakaza lapho upende wawungakomile. Futhi wangcola ngakusasa ekuseni, lapho sihlangana naye esitimeleni. Ukuchaze lokhu ngokuthi onogada abenemetro bamcela ukuthi apende umngcele we-plywood eduze kwesihlahla somgwaqo, abeke kuNyaka omuNyaka omusha ama-ruble angamashumi amahlanu. Kepha wavuma kuleli bhizinisi, kepha awatholakali mabhulashi futhi uLech wasebenzisa isicephu seBrashi, wasikaza izihlathi ngoba beklabhile, isigqoko sakhe sasihlanganiswa nezandla zependiwe ngoba izintwala zimboze ikhanda okungekho ngaphezu kwekhanda lekhibhodi ububanzi futhi lokhu akuhlekisi. Kusihlwa, kwavunguza isivunguvungu esihlahleni. Kepha iLyokha yayi-moron enzima, nokuthambekela kwe-bio-amaphekula, ngokuqondile, lapho ecela imali yesinkwa, cha, akunjalo. Lapho ekhala ngesinkwa kuyo yonke imigwaqo, abaningi babevele bame kude naye, bese bethula izintwala ezandleni zakhe noma ekhanda nakwezinye izindawo, aziphonse ngaphandle, ethule azithele entanyeni yalowo ohlukunyeziwe, owavele waba ngamakhosikazi ahahayo. amaRussia amasha nezizwe ezahlukahlukene. Futhi wahleka ngasese, ebaqalekisa ezizukulwaneni ezine. KwakunguLech lowo. Wabe esephakamisa ukuthi sihambe kusihlwa siye eNikolaev Church, eseduzane naseSennaya Square siyokumba imali.

      Impela, uChurka noVika basuka kulokhu okuhlongozwayo, bathi umbono ongasho lutho. UDima waya kuKukuyevo kumuntu wakubo, futhi uVika wahlela ibhodlela lewayini noKostya oyisithulu, owayengenayo nendlebe, bamqeda kuChechnya futhi abambulala, kepha leyo ngenye indaba.

      Ngemuva kokudla ekudleni okubandayo okubandayo okuphekwe komoya omusha enkabeni yedolobha nokukuphuza ngotshwala, saqhubeka nebhizinisi lethu njengezinyosi. Kwakunemali esitimeleni esingaphansi komhlaba futhi kwadingeka sigxume ngaphezulu kwezithiyo. ILyokha, engacebile ekukhuleni, ihamba ngesizotha ngaphansi kwengubo, yagoba kancane. UTarzan wakhasa ngaphansi kocingo oluphathwayo, futhi mina, ngamakhilogrethi ayikhulu neshumi nantathu, sadlula endaweni ephendukayo, sinamathela ku-grin groin kumfundi ohamba kancane othambile, ngokuqondile emabondweni akhe acwebile, ngaleyo ndlela awela esikhaleni sezinyathelo ezihamba nemigoqo evundlile. Le ntombazane yagcwala umoya omnandi lapho ngiyicindezela kanzima «ngesikhafu» sami yaxolisa futhi yagijima, yalahleka esixukwini. Phansi egunjini lesitimela esingaphansi komhlaba esihlangane ngalo. Ngemuva kokulinda isitimela, sicindezele emotweni ebigcwele ama crampons futhi…

      UTarzan wamemeza yonke imoto esuka komunye umkhawulo:

      – Vuka lapho sifika!!! – ukhwele ezihlalweni futhi ngokuxosha akhiphe onobhala abahleli kanye nabaphathi. Ubabambise bese uyolala. Abantu bathula bacasukele. Kuyiqiniso, abantu abasha ababili babefuna ukwelapha ikhabe, kodwa omunye wabo wavala amehlo akhe ngaso leso sikhathi futhi walengiswa yisixuku. Ukuthi nje uTarzan ubesehlale iminyaka eminingana kule ndawo nomuntu owayekade eyi-Tibetan, uchwepheshe wezobuciko bempi.

      Lapho sifika eSennaya Square, siphuthume kwi-escalator. Othile wagijimela ngemuva, washaya uTarzan e-coccyx futhi wabaleka, okufakazela ukuthi abakwa-St. UTarzan, noma eyendawo, wambheka buthule.

      Ukukhuphuka esitopini, futhi engenzi lutho, uTarzan wahlubula iHumanoid njengesidlwane. Wahlwitha, kancane, futhi, emelana, wathukuthela.

      – Yimise, Tarzan! – ukulungisa isigqoko sakhe, kukhule uLech. – Qeda!!

      UTarzan wama okwesikhashana, kwathi uHumanoid, ebambe lo mzuzu, wazisongela ngesigqoko sakhe wasikhumula, waqala ukusiphula izintwala esidlangalaleni. UTarzan akazange akuthande lokhu, kanye nabahamba ngezinyawo bemi futhi begingqika kwi-escalator.

      – Uyini, izinkomo, usihlaze? wamemeza kuwo wonke umzila ongaphansi komhlaba waqhubeka nokuxhawula uHumanoid. ILyokha ayikwazanga ukuyimisa yacindezela «unogwaja wemvukuzane», wakhubeka wawela emhlane wakhe, ecindezela abagibeli abangenacala. Kusuka ohlangothini lwesixuku esikhulu esiwayo. Ngenxa yeTarzan, wonke umuntu owayemi ngakwesokudla, bese ngakwesobunxele, waqala ukuwa. Futhi ume kancane ngumphathi we-escalator osindiswe ekulimaleni, kodwa wandise amandla okuwa. Inqwaba encane yayivele ibonakale ngezansi.

      Ukusuka esitimeleni esingaphansi komhlaba sahleka usulu, noTarzan ngefingal.

      – Kukuphi-ke kushu-wushu wakho? kubuza uHumanoid. – yini, schmuck, ngiyitholile?

      – Thula, bastard. – Tarzan Snarled, ukusebenzisa iqhwa iso lakhe. – Kungcono uhambe uyothola itheku.

      – Bathandekayo, isonto likude yini? Ngibuze.

      – Phuma. Ukukhanya okuluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, uyayibona i-dome? – ukhombisile uLyokha.

      – , ukuze esihogweni nawe, kungakanani ukusinquma?! – Kwangimangaza ukubona ibanga ukusuka kithi