Название | I-SOVIET MUTANTS. Amaphupho amnandi |
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Автор произведения | СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски |
Жанр | Юмор: прочее |
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Издательство | Юмор: прочее |
Год выпуска | 0 |
isbn | 9785005092366 |
– Yintoni? – wayenomsindo. «Awukayishiyi indawo?» Iparasesi. Khawuleza ukhangele! Kwaye emva koko, kwaye.,?! -eye kwisifo se-nerve stomped kwaye wawa ngaphandle kokuziva, encamathela icala lasekhohlo le-chin, uhlobo lwentliziyo lwagula. Kwaye babengenayo intliziyo, mhlawumbi… Kodwa abahambi bagqibe kwelokuba batshabalale ngokukhawuleza emehlweni abo ngenxa yomsindo kaGolupyan.
Kwakuhlwa kwaye wonke umntu efuna ukutya.
– Kulungile, ingaba nonke nidiniwe? wabuza uZeka.
– Ewe!! -baye baphendula ngobunzima.
– ke ubambe undlunkulu. Ndisakhupha i-radik kuye ngezantsi. -ucetyiswe uCasulia.
– Kulungile, kulungile, mna ngokwam ndingalala phantsi kwakho, ngakumbi ndide ndilale ngcono emva koko. -iphakanyisiwe uStasyan. Ewe, waxoka ukuba waxulutywa ngamatye emva kokubanjwa kukaKazulia, enyanisweni wayegula emva kwale ntsasa… Okanye emva kokubethwa?! Ngamafutshane, intsasa elandelayo iya kubonisa.
Kodwa iikati zazibhuqwe yindlala kangangokuba zange zikuve oko kunikwa ngongqatyana. UStasyan wakhwaza, kodwa kwakusekusemva kwexesha. Wonke umntu wayelele engaboni kwaye efuna ukutya!!!…
apulase wesihlanu
ukunyanzeliswa
Ekuseni abahambi bavuke kusasa, belambile ngenxa yendlala, bathula bethe cwaka kumfazi oleleyo, ophuphe ephupheni ebaleka kamnandi kwaye engazange akrokre ukuba yena ngokwakhe umile ngakwimisebe. Ngokuchanekileyo, akanakuze angabi serediyo. Ngapha koko, akazange aphazamisane nenkqubo yabo yokujonga kwakhona, kodwa kucacile ukuba babethanda ukufumana ukutya ngobunzima, kwaye bengancedi nto. Kwaye ngoku uCasulia wayetyisa ngasemva kwezi shiti, kwaye kuba uStasyan wayephindaphindwe kabini ngeekhadi kwaye engaphezulu kuneKazulia, wayenokumenza buthathaka ngokulala, azikhusele ngokuzithemba, okongeza umbala kwisidlo se-mutants. Emva kokuba ethandaze ngokupheleleyo, ungqatyana wayiqonda indima yakhe, eyenzakalisayo kuye, kwaye, ebona indlela ii-galups ezazithukwe ngayo, wavele wadlala ngazo, ezenza ngathi ulixhoba. Ewe, ukungxama kwala mathambo ukuze uzuze ukutya.
Baxhuma ngaxeshanye bamtyumza uStasian emhlabeni uZasratich kunye noChmor Iko kunye, ngokungathandekiyo ngokwaneleyo, bawagxobha amagxarha, ukuze ngaloo ndlela avumele uKazulia ukuba anyukele phezulu achukumise amazantsi akhe.
– Ahhh!! Ahhh! U-Sparrow uyakhwaza, hayi kakhulu kwintlungu njengakukungxamiseki. Zonke zaxhuma kwangoko. Kwaye uCasulia wacela uxolo.
– Ndicela uxolo, nceda, kodwa umxholo wakho werediyo nuclides, ayimangalisi, uhlala uzibuyisa kwaye uya kusanela ixesha elide, mhlawumbi nangendlela iphela.
– Ngokuqinisekileyo, kodwa nam ngokwam ndingalala phantsi kwakho, ngaphandle kwezi sicelo-zomlenze zibangela ukuba ndive iintlungu kwaye ndihlazeke ngokungazithembi. -uphendule uStasyan, elele phantsi kwephakethe yeebhulukhwe ezijikeleze imiphetho kwaye embindini kwakuhleli uCasulia.
– Ubanjiwe kwaye ke kungcono ukuthi cwaka, ungumbono wethu, kwaye le nto siyifunayo, siza kuyenza nawe. -bhengezwe uCherevich.
UStasyan watshintsha ebusweni. Wayengasoze ajike kwimibuzo enxanelwe ubundlobongela kwii-Galups, kodwa intetho kaChmor Iko ichukumise umtya wakhe wokuzingca. Kodwa waqhekeza, ngokungathi uxolelanise noko kwathethwa nguCherevich, efihle intiyo nengqumbo kumphefumlo wakhe. Impindezelo iya kugweba wonke umntu.
Ngokuphathelene nokuphumla, ukulinda ukutya kukutshiza, abanye bathobela lo myalelo, ngelixa abanye bekunika. Kodwa intaka encinci ayicingi njalo, kwaye yayicinga ukuba wonke umntu uyamgxeka ngamehlo ayo kwaye amjonga, kodwa enyanisweni wema nje phambi kweKazulia. Kodwa ukuthandabuza kwakhe ukuchaneka kwento awayeyithetha kubo bonke akuzange kuzolile.
– Kwaye musa ukundijonga ngolo hlobo. Ndim ophambili kwaye yiyo! Ukuba ucinga inkunkuma eyahlukileyo ngam kwakhona, ndiza kumphelisa ukutya!! Ngaba icacile kuye wonke umntu?.
– Bona ukuba awuphoswa. -sindile eZasratich.
– Uthule, uthule. -uqinisekisile uCasulia Zeka. -Ndikhuphe … – bonke bema ngxi. UCasulia wakhwela phezulu wenyuka wonke umntu ethe ntsho ngqo kujolise kwisithsaba kwaye wehla kumhlana. -Yale nto, mayiyeke uStasyan ngokwakhe. Ngubani yena eziqongweni zethu kwaye uhlala phi?
– Ewe, yonke into i-oyile!! – wathi ungqatyana, kwaye wacinga: «unokundikhusela, ukuba ndicaphukela indebe, ke ……» -Ubalekile?!
Kwaye babaleka baya kwindawo enye njengayizolo, kodwa ngokuthe ngcembe. Nditsho kancinci. Kunokwenzeka ukuba ungayicingeli: kakuhle, sooooooo kancinci. Kancinci kunokuhamba kancinci. Kwaye nguStasyan kuphela ohambileyo, njengamaxesha onke. Ndizifumene kwaye ndabuya ndabuya. Ubukele egculela indlela ihamba gallops, kwaye kuye kwabonakala ngathi babebaleka umbono ngokungathi kukuhamba kancinci komdlali wevidiyo. UStasyan wayehambahamba efuna ukwazi kwaye wade wajonga kubuso nasebusweni. Kodwa kwabonakala kubo ukuba ungxamile, kuba wayekhawuleza kakhulu kubo. Umcimbi wexesha: izolo bahambe ngokukhawuleza kunomhla, kwaye namhlanje baleka kancinci kunomzuzu. Ngokucacileyo, i-radiation ichaphazela ukucaca kwexesha… Okanye ngaba ngumnqweno wongqatyana okanye umbhali?! Ngayiphi na imeko, kuyonwabisa kwaye kungabi semgangathweni.
Uyamqhuba? -Uceliwe, kulungile, ohhh, kancinci kancinane Zasratich skull. -Uyandiqhela?!
UStasyan uhambile ngexesha lomntu, kwaye ke ixesha lakhe lisondele kwaye lisondele kuthi, kwaye siya kuxhomekeka kuye.
– ke awunakuqhubeka nawe.
– Yintoni?
– Awuyi kukusukela. Ndifuna ukuqonda ukuba uluhlobo olunjani lweentlobo. Ngaba unengxaki ngexesha langaphakathi? Apha ndinayo, njengoko abantu benayo ngokulandelelana nangokucacileyo. Kwaye une-turpentine kwipapa, emva koko ukuqunjelwa. Ngokubanzi, ndiyintaka, ayizizo izilwanyana zasekhaya. Ndidinga ukubhabha, ukubhabha. Ndiqulathe amaphiko anamandla … – wanyusa imilenze wajonga ecaleni. Usizi lwamdanisa kwaye wabungcungcutheka kwasekuqaleni. -Uh… bekuya kubakho iintsiba, umsila uyakufika. Eli lixesha lokugqibela ndibaleke ngcono, kodwa hayi okokugqibela. Imitha iyabuyiselwa, kodwa amandla awekho. Ewe, kuyathakazelisa ukuba uyakuzisongela kwakhona uphondo lwenkunzi yegusha, amaphiko okanye imilenze yam, ngokuhlwanje?
– ngesidlo sasemini. – UCasulia wabamba iinyawo zakhe zaba ngamawele. Nguye kuphela owayemqonda. Kwaye okokugqibela, intetho yakhe ibibonakala ikhawuleza, ngokungathi ngesantya kwaye ithambile, ngokungathi u-helium uphefumle…
– Ngexesha lesidlo sasemini? Mhlawumbi unokufumana isidlo sasemini kunye ne-firefox, isidlo sakusasa sokuqala, okwesibini kunye nokutya okuhlanu?.. – UStasyan wayenomsindo. – isikhumba asiqhekeki, huh? Wena, Chmoriko, – kunye no-Stasyan yank kwi-Cherevich’s’s leg-bone, eye yavela kwaye yaxhoma ihamba kancinci emoyeni phakathi phakathi kokutsiba kancinci. Kodwa ke, ngokukhawuleza wabhabha ngesantya sexesha lethu. -Kulungile ke, uza kundinyanga ngeli xesha?
– Impumlo! -uphendule ecothoza ukuhamba kancinci kweCilulia.
– Ndihlala ngempumlo yam? Ke andinayo impumlo. Andisiyo ikati yempandla? Ukuba unempumlo. Kwaye ndinomlomo. -uqinisekisile ungqatyana kwaye wamisa amehlo akhe kwisibhubhisi apho iindevu zaziphuma khona kancinci, emva koko impumlo ejikelezayo.
– Into ephambili kukuba ulwimi lube. Wongeze uMfu Cherevich. -iyathetha kwaye ibolile njengondlunkulu…
Kodwa uStasyan wayengasabamameli kwaye engabajonganga. Waba nomdla kwimpumlo ephuma emngxunyeni onamaqhina, owawuphuma ngokuthe ngcembe kuloo mngxunya. Yayiyimore, kodwa uStasyan wayengayazi le nto. Uthathe ingca elele kufutshane wenyuka wayincamathela emakhaleni akhe wayinyathela endaweni enempumlo kunye neendevu emngxunyeni. Udiza ovuselele kancinci, ulandelwa kukuntywila ngokuthe ngcembe. -Aaapchkhiii … -anduluka ephuma emakhaleni kwaye kwakhona kancinci. UStasyan ukwazile ukuthatha umphunga, ngelixesha umdiza uchukumise umhlaba, kwaye imoleki kwakhona yaqalisa ukukhwela ngaphandle kwaye yacotha: ekuqaleni kwamevu, nasemva kwempumlo. U Sparrow wenze okufanayo kwaye uncumile. Ingca ishukume kancinci kwaye uStasyan wayibopha ngebhlukhwe. Kwakukho ukuntywila kunye nengca, ngathi ngumkhonto we-pood, ngokuthe ngcembe kodwa ngesikhephe sabhabha ngaphandle kwaye sakhupha iindevu.
– Ahhh!! -Isiqhulo yakhala yaze yafika, yasusa umququ nge-amadevu, yaziva iintlungu zangoko kwaye ngokukhawuleza