I-SOVIET MUTANTS. Amaphupho amnandi. СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски

wayo, kunye nomFrentshi kunye uncumo lwaseTshayina. Kwaye ithi: «Intombazana ecocekileyo», iluma amazinyo ayo, inja iya kukhula, kwaye umFrentshi kunye nomTshayina bajongane kwaye baphendule intsingiselo yothando lwegama ngalinye liya kuphendula ngolwimi lwayo olungcolileyo.

      Kwaye imbonakalo yobuso ayinanto yakwenza nayo. Ukuchitha amandla

      Kodwa mna, mfundi wam okhathazeke kakhulu, ndingene kule nkunkuma iyinyani, ibhaliwe hayi phantsi kwazo naziphi na ezinye iimpembelelo, kodwa njengokuqonda okungagungqiyo kwengqondo, ukuba ngelixesha lethu akunakuyifumana kwaye oku kubi. Ukutsho, ibali lam liyimveliso enobuhlobo kokusingqongileyo ebizwa ngokuba «nguToothy Frog Belching». Ndizimisele ukuqhuba kwaye ndiyiguqulele ngokwam ukusuka eGalupsky ukuya kwiSparrow nasemva, ewe, ngolwimi lwabantu. Kwaye abo balandelayo kolu tyando lomlomo, oluye, kwakhona, lwabhalwa emsulwa ngokucacileyo, baya kuthi kwakhona bathethe kwaye baphendule ngokwabantu, kuba mna nawe, umkhonzi wakho othobekileyo, asithethi olunye ulwimi. Ewe, kwaye ixesha elincinci liya kuchithwa ufunda. Ewe, ngoku siyakuphazamisa intengiso yemvakalelo yesixhenxe kwaye sibone ukuba le ndima iyaphela njani kweli bali.

      Owu.... Kodwa bona, oosomashishini kunye nongqatyana, abekho kule ndawo bendiphazanyisiwe ndicacisa ngayo iilwimi?! Baphi? Kwaye apha, kwaye akukho apho. Ngelixa ndandibhalela, baphoswa. Ahh! Nantso ke, glitches zam, ukuhlala nokuthetha. Uxolo, ndiyaxolisa, ndilibele ukuba umhlaba ujikeleze i-axis yawo hayi ngokwenene phantsi kweenyawo zethu, kodwa nangaphantsi kweenyawo zabo. Kwaye bakhawulezile, ke bakungqengqa ngaphaya kombono wamanqindi, kwaye bema ngetiptoe kwaye bekhonkotha intamo yam, ndakhawuleza ndabafumana…

      – Apha, uStasyan, ngokubanzi, yiyo yonke loo nto … – elusizi eneenyembezi emehlweni uZeka egqibile ibali malunga nengxaki kaGalupiya kunye nenjongo yohambo lwabo. -Sifuna ukufumana into ethatha indawo yokutya, njengokutshintsha kwemitha yakho.

      – Mdaaaa. -U-Stasyan wakrola intloko ye-bald yakhe ngephiko le-bald.

      – Kodwa ukuba ufuna ukuncanca yonke imitha esuka kuwe, ngaba singakufumana phi ukutya apha endleleni?! Asiyi kufikelela kwinjongo kwaye asiyi kuyisindisa iGalupia. Kwaye abantu bethu baya kufa yindlala ebulalayo. -iqhubekile Jikelele Zasratich.

      – Ewe, kwaye masizibambe silambe. Yongeze uCherevich Chmor Iko.

      – Ulusu. ikhonkco lakhonkotha laza latsala isanti kwisanti ngethambo. -Ucinga ngesisu sakho. -Andiyithandi isikwere, wasondeza isangqa embindini. -isidalwa sekhabhathi.

      UCherevich akakwazanga ukuyimela kwaye wabalekela ngokubanzi. Uye wema ke wamtyhalela ngamandla. Isongezwe ngokubanzi UChmore Iko watya ubomi bakhe bonke kwaye enye yayomelele ngakumbi kunesiphi na isithonga. Wahlala phantsi kwindawo yeZasratich kwaye wazoba unxantathu, wabekwa kumbala wentombazana yakhe embindini wesangqa. UCherepuk waphinda wazi kwakhona, wema kwaye wayefuna kuphela ukuhlasela uCherevich, njengoko kungenelele uKazulia.

      – Kuthule, kuzolile… Zolile! -uye weza esosula imizobo ngokuncwina.

      – Ndiyayazi into emayenziwe. -UStasyan watsho ngobudenge.

      – Yintoni? -bonke babuzwa kwikwayara.

      – Kwaye inyani yokuba wonke umntu kufuneka adibane kwaye aqonde ukuba sonke siya kufa emhlabeni ngokufanayo. Ukutshabalalisa omnye komnye, sithintela ukukhula, kwaye xa siphindaphindeka, siyayicekisa. Kwaye ngabantu kuphela abayi kukuqonda ukuba ngubani na oza kumamela, nokuba ngubani na, ukuze bamve. Kodwa akuyi kuba lula ukudibana kunye kwaye ucinge ngayo yonke into, kwaye wenze umhlaba ube munye.

      Ewe, ngokomgaqo, abo kunye nabo banokunyaniseka kunye namasela. Umbuzo linani la okanye la?! Naku amaGalup athembekileyo, ubulala amasela, kwaye uyaba, kwaye lowo udale yonke into akaqondi ukuba ngubani oza kutshabalalisa kwaye ushiye nabani. Ewe, ukusuka ngasekhohlo kwakhona kuya kwenzeka into efanayo. Hlula le sangqa, uxolelane kwaye uhlangane. Yiba nguvulindlela ungabi namona, kodwa uxhasane. Kuba wayediniwe kukulinda ukuba abonakale kuwe…

      – Wenza ntoni? -Emva kokuma kancinci, isishumi sabuza saza saphinda saya isithulu kwaye sibindekile

      – Kufuneka uqhube!! Phambili kwaye phambili kwaye ungabuyi, sukuphinda iimpazamo zookhokho!!

      – Into endingakhange ndiyiqonde nakanye, ndifumana isithuko kuthi.. – Uvezwe uZasratich. -Cacisa ngokuthe ngqo ukuba wenzeni?

      – Baleka!! -Ukawela watsibela ezantsi kwamathanga akhe. -Gijima kwaye ubaleke kuphela ngaphandle kokubuya.

      – Ngokukrakra?! – Uvuyile uCasulia Zacka.

      Ewe, uzuko lweNkosi, igqityiwe! -ivuyele uCherevich Chmor Iko kunye nokuguqukela jikelele. -kwaye abanye khange bakhathazeke ukucela uxolo.

      Lindela uShish.. – Zasratich ibhalile.

      – Hooray!! Mngxeni holeaaaa!! – bakhala bade bacula ingoma yabo: «Ha, hi hylaek, bir julomas birlaek». Ngelishwa, oku akuguquki kumagama abantu, kodwa ngokwasemoyeni kufana… Uh … «batya iorenji evuthiweyo», leyo yimvakalelo yengoma.

      – Ndilinde!!! Ndilinde!! -Ukhwaze ngokungqongqo uCasulia Zeka. Wonke umntu uyatyatyamba: ngubani emhlabeni, kwaye ngubani emoyeni ngokutsiba. Bamelene ngokudibeneyo kwaye amandla adonsela phantsi khange abakhathalele, njengeeSMScams okanye iipakethi zedijithali ezibhabha kwihlabathi jikelele. I-Cherevich igoba ezimpondweni, kunye nogebhezi, ukutsiba ukusuka komnye umlenze ukuya kwelinye, ikroba: amathambo amabini phezulu, kwaye amanye amabini ancike emhlabeni. Iintloko ezintathu zaphoswa ezulwini: eyokuqala kwenye. elesixhenxe likwangamawele, kwaye ishumi lizijijeke iimbambo zalo ngentambo.

      – Kwenzeka ntoni, Zeka? -wabuza uCherevich.

      – Kwaye ukubaleka phi? Ngayiphi indlela? – UZeka wamqhwaba ngamehlo.

      Wonke umntu wajongana kwaye amehlo abo azinze kuongqatyana. Wayeva ukuthandabuza ngenkangeleko yabanye.

      – Ahh? 1 Kutheniandijonga ngoluhlobo? Singabaleka nokuba kuphi: uye ngasekunene, ngasekhohlo, ngasemva, phambili, phezulu, ezantsi… Ubuncinci apho, sibuyele apha.

      – Kutheni? -babuza wonke umntu kwikwayara.

      – Umhlaba kuba ujikeleze. -uphendule undlunkulu waphinda wabandezeleka. -Ndibhabhile, ngokwengcinga, apha.. Ndbaleka. Ngaba uyandiva Ndibhabhile, kodwa andahamba okanye ndibaleke … – UStasyan waphakama wayikroba ithambo lakhe lomsila. – umsila, ngaba iyakhula?

      – Yiza, ungakhathazeki. – Uqhwatyelwe isikhumba kwaye wathatha imo yokulwa. Baza bamlandela. UStasyan ubuyiselwe umva.

      – Hayi, hayi, unjani?! Ndakhumbula. Le bhola ikhanyayo, iLanga, yaqengqeleka apho … – kwaye yakhomba empuma. -ndiye ndabhabha ndaya kwitshiza zakhe.. Ke, kufuneka sibalekele ngasemva, apho ilanga lifihle khona, emva komtya.

      – Intaba.

      – Ewe ewe. Umbhali onobulumko. -UStasyan walirhola iphiko lakhe lephiko esibhakabhakeni njengesihobe. -Valo …, Uh… Ngamafutshane, ngasemva. Apho yayifihlwe khona – ndindiza, kodwa ngoku kufuneka ndibaleke, apho inyuka khona.

      – Kwaye yintoni apho? -Casulia ubuzile.

      I-Chelyabinsk, okanye i-Tech Tech. Kwaye kwabakho ukuqhuma kwaye kumnandi kakhulu kwiradiyo kangangokuba yonke into iyakhanya. Kwaye kusekho inkunkuma ye-radio yomhlaba. Kukho oku kulungileyo kunaphakade. – Kwaye uStasyan warhola umqolo wakhe, etyhila isifuba sakhe ngevili.

      – Kulungile, babalekile ukuba sinamathele sijikeleze ngathi ziinqunto emgqomeni? -atsiwe uCasulia.

      – Balwa, ulwakhiwo!! -ayalela ikhakhayi kwaye onke awela phezulu. -Begoooo, ngasemva koqhekeka, masambe!!!

      Kwaye zonke zibaleke ngokuchaseneyo, zishiya ngasemva iingcambu zeluthuli lwelizwe. Kwaye ilanga lavezwa ngaphezulu kweentloko zabo. Bakhawuleza ngokukhawuleza kangangokuba ubusuku babungasenalo ixesha lokuza. Kwaye iLanga laliqala ukuhla emva kwaye yonke into yayikhawuleza kwaye ikhawuleza. Kwaye isantya sabagijimileyo sakhawulezisa kakhulu kangangokuba sele bephakamile ukudibana nabo ekutshoneni kwelanga kwaye baya ngasempuma. Kwaye imini yatshintshwa ngobusuku, kunye nobusuku ngemini ngomzuzwana omnye. Ukubaleka kwabo ngokukhawuleza emahlathini nasemasimini, elwandle nakwiilwandlekazi, nokuba akunalo nexesha lokufumana amanzi, sele ijikeleze umhlaba kangangezihlandlo ezintlanu okanye ezilikhulu, andizange ndibalwe namandla abo aqala ukukhutshwa.

      – Yima, ume kwiikati ezihlazayo! –