Название | SOVIET MUTANTS. Funny fantasy |
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Автор произведения | СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски |
Жанр | Приключения: прочее |
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Издательство | Приключения: прочее |
Год выпуска | 0 |
isbn | 9785005077455 |
Yeps! forehead to forehead landed on the fifth arriving tenth.
– — What do you want a bazaar? – Fifth jumped to his feet and took a fighting stance.
– — Brakes, soaring. There, there. – the tenth pointed with a bone in the darkness from where he flew. – there, in kind, someone is hanging out, glowing, and most importantly, butting.
– — Sooooo! Takitaak. – the second was guarded. – lights up, bazaar?.. Exactly?..
– — Yes, to cover myself with meat, what are you?
– — If you do not roll cotton, then we need it. Glows, then. – and the tenth clicked his knees and lower back with his neck.. – radioactive.
– — What are we saved? – supported the first question. – We will drag him to Kazuli Zeke.
– — She will eat and…
– — IOHOOOO!! – everyone shouted.
– — And feed us all!! – all reported in a chorus.
– — Well, what, shards, let’s go? – Proposed the first and headed into the darkness.
– — Nah, I won’t go.. – the tenth resisted, he kicks. – and then deafened with fear and… was numb again. I wanted to say something, but it turned out only sounding – lowing.
– — Well, sit here. – all were reported in chorus and ran towards the find.
– — Ahhh!!! – the tenth boomed and ran for everyone.
And at that time…
– -… I said, contact me: MISCELLANEOUS BLACK IKO TOP UAU, Senior Advisor to the Generalisiphilis Himself, Lord of the All Incomparable Galupia!!!!! – yelled and stamped the bones of the ground Cherevich. – Do you understand the nits?
– — Shit, you’re Galup, not the reverend. But for the rot, although I do not know what it is, you will answer!! – the old general got angry and, standing on the crown, he prodded a pinwheel with his leg-bones on the face of a secular shard. He flew off, doing a triple somersault.
– -How dare you? I AM! I AM!! – Cherevich Chmor Iko choked on his squeak, rolling out with a ball.
– -Head of you … – end of Socratic ashamed to say in the presence of mental Kazulin and all his anger, he transformed into a physical effect. Only he wanted to jump and trample, as Kasule paw grabbed novacote the General and pulled her to him. – Let me in!! – yelled Socratic, – I’m still in Glupiy wanted this fat pig horns to break off.
– -Here, hold him Prisoner, don’t let go until we get back to Galwey.
– -I do not quarrel you. – put in the hands of Socratica Kasule. – quietly. – she listened. The brawlers looked at her. – Have you heard?
– -What? asked Cherepok Cmor ICO.
– -The thud of knuckles. Approaching footsteps. There, there. she turned his eyes to the side.
In the distance could be seen Bouncing glowing ball. As it approached it was seen as Sparrow Stasane on kicks were voluntarily shards. He never even touched the ground. Coming in tight to the waiting, Sparrow, beaten from all sides, was ejected with another kick to the legs carapuca of Saratica and Czarevich Cmor ICA. The body of a Sparrow froze. The soldiers lined up and reported:
– -Son!! Without a market, from gears to the topic!! That wish, did you get that lights, drove without defects, to your oils!!! OOOOTTOOOO, Son!!!
– -OOOOOOOOO Fathers!!! Chereponi, Holophane!!!! Well DONE!!! – Socratic wiped the dust from the shard and inspected the half-dead Sparrow, which was breathing like a yogi Lama – one breath per minute. – Where’s the rest?? Deserted??
– -No, son. Right now-talking tenth. – Oops, I spoke again!!!
– -More to the point!! – yelled Socratic.
– -Ah, Yes. They separated for a second tops, and who will find forward, the more will bring. Here.
– -Well, let’s assume that got them…
– -Well done!!! – suddenly uttered a cry of Cerevic ear cherepko. He jumped on feet and landed. Cerevic looked at carapuca glamorous-commander and going, it is important to fighters, clapping each on the head. – He, His Lofty tower Without Grandeur, Generalisation All Galupo, the Presidency, the Supreme proprietor, Semarak personally notified about Your devotion to Him and all Glupii.
– -Thank you for the freebies, my son! – called to attention the soldiers and the beat of dance has a few tricks hip-hop the size of five quarters.
– -And now.., – continued Cerevic. – arrest that rebel!! – and pointed to the stuck head down in the sand carapuca who tried legs, leaned forward, and pull it. The soldiers, without hesitation, flew at not waiting, grinning Czarevich and began to stammer.
– -Wait! – cried Kasule and helped the crock can be removed. – who else will hit the Monk, will be left without food!!
– -But our General otec I Mat?! – replied the soldiers in unison. – and this was said to POPs Socratic scum rear.
– — Okay, calm down!! snarled Casulia Zack. – Until now, no one has been given the right to cancel the order of the Lord. And to those who are not in the know, I remind you … – and she turned to the general. – Dear Zasratich, Himself, His Exalted Without Tower Greatness, Generalisifilis of All Galupov, His Presidency, Supreme Lord, Semisrack personally personally appointed Rev. Cherevich Chmor Iko Top Wau Starost Business trip personally at the unscheduled Council of Nora, and you, General Skull, Protected part of our entire enterprise. And what he told you personally is just a bluff. There are no witnesses. And I, brainless knuckles, your mother and nurse, and even the commandant and teacher of discipline…
– — Oh look, it creeps away!! – noticed the tenth and, staring at the sparrow, then he lifted the skull into the sky and yelled. – Aaaaa!!! I say again! Heheheyyyy!!
– -Who is he? asked the skull and, catching the sparrow, kicked Stasyan in the face. Out of fear, Stasyan immediately began to understand and speak Galupsky.
– — I am Stasyan. Just Stasyan. – and lost consciousness.
– — Okay, on the drum who he is, but he is radioactive and will go for food. But we will use it economically. And do not relax it all the way, we don’t have enough and therefore you are also looking for a replacement for it. Since he is, there are others like him. Clear?
– — Yes, about our mat. – all answered in chorus.
Casulia climbed onto a sparrow, which turned out to be slightly larger than she, and doubled the shards and sat on an unconscious sparrow, and began to charge like a battery and glow.
– — Stay down for lunch!! she commanded, and everyone lined up in a swoop. She spat at each one at once.
– — And I have a double portion! – declared, shaking Cherevich Chmor Iko.
– — I’ll break off your shas horns, – Zasratich arrived. – for the supplement, over there, in the field… What you find, everything is yours…
– — Zeka, but I’m the main one? – sobbed Cherevich
“In politics, but not in the dining room,” said Casulia. – sorry, reverend.
The rest approached in the morning and no one noticed their coming. They could not find anything, but colleagues left