SOVIET MUTANTS. Funny fantasy. СтаВл Зосимов Премудрословски

civilization for the mutants was fresh and vital. They lacked light from themselves, they shone like fireflies from the content of radionuclides in their unusual bodies. They also ate everything that emitted radiation and even just earth. But gradually the level of radiation began to decline, and they even began to portend their end of the world, more precisely – darkness. This colony was inhabited mainly by Cherepki, led by General Syphilis Cherepkov and Cherevichi, Semisrak.

      EVIDENCE AND TOUCH The ORDINARY SHAPE looked like an unusual shard, like the second to the first. It consisted of several parts: a skull and four bones located in relation to the skull

      perpendicularly. Of course, that the skull was attached at the junction of multidirectional bones sticking out from each other in different directions of the world, that is – darkness. Further, smaller bones were attached to them and knees were created at the joints, so to speak.

      Then it is coated with a radioactive Holy tears Kozuli and the shard came to life. It was rumored that the Creator with plagiati their appearance from the picture, which was hung with all the power poles: “do NOT CLIMB, will KILL!!!”, a little modernized, putting on a horizontal plane, or rather, the skull of a prominent knob, without ledges of the eye sockets and mouth, was attached on top of the carriage, to her and fastened the femoral tion of the bones with the typical endings of both parties, and fastened thereto such as by the form tion of the ankle – bones or Mosley. And the car looked and he felt ashamed of himself. Because he is against plagiarism, but the circle and the dash is already invented?!

      And he decided a little change and created the breadwinners of these bony little mutant babies, by the way, they communicated strictly by Morse code or something. Who didn’t get it, I’ll explain: it – Morse code of some, but not the ABC, of course, a four bit system discharges. More precisely, danced a step or tap dancing. So understood, the market – group communication is not welcomed and is punished according to their law, as plagiarism by human.

      In General, came up with the same as a crock, but without one leg and instead of a skull appeared eye to eye wire the neck-the nerve that dangled in all directions, like a snake and was very durable as steel and stretched like rubber. The eye itself is composed of glass or zirconium, and even seldom out of the diamond, as for example, in the circle of the highest levels of the Board and other transparent stones, saw the radioactive glow and then see the light of the earth. Eyes were covered with four rubberized PVC eyelid-lips, upper, lower, right and left. And sleepy as they cowered in the Bud, like a flower and in this state also recruited a tear or snot radioactive, Ottawa them and dumped into the skull of the shard, which, moreover, was not empty sockets. And called gentle creature, kind and merciful – CASULA CHERNOBYL.

      One Kosulu had ten Cherepanov or shards. Differed from CHEREPONI SHARDS on age, ie: the SHARD is the new guy, and CERAPUC – a warrior who took the oath of allegiance to Glupii.

      Casula or Casule ate just sat on the emitted radioactive place and absorbed until over lit itself. The more radikov hawk, the faster she began to hallowed and sanctified and spitting… Streamlined fluid is immediately absorbed into dry pores and give energy to life, like atmospheric oxygen, protein and carbohydrates.

      On top of all galupy resembled spiders the size of an orange that when moving crunched oils when traveling both rattles.

      All they looked alike, like the bearings, but if you look closely, they are still something different. Not nature, not common forms of irregularities, in General, like ants, and they were nearly a billion at the last census, which took years, five of them time ago…

      The LORD of Semirara in Russian, but in your Seven Asses, only distinguished from others, is its two branched appendage in the form of the horns of the deer, at eight knots. He had the power of the leader and almost a God. Its all feared, but not respected. He just spoke, was the most senior and therefore his word was law.

      Next after him came the hierarchical scale of the Tops of CEREVICH, who were the legislators of the colony, like the Duma, the Congress, or simply no market give a damn About the gathering and they like. And they wore two curly, like the argali, horns. And than it turns, the more important and more authoritative was the voice in the Tops. And nauplial horns of Kozoliy, as this elite was represented by two or more individuals. Cerevisi called themselves: “the untouchables Genitals Tops of the great State of Glupii”. Had inviolable immunity, and only the one who could break off the horns, so it, Itself, Its Sublime. Without the grandeur of the tower, General syphilis All Galupo, the Presidency, the Supreme proprietor, Semerak.

      Next, after Cerevich was CHEREPONI protectors, guards, rogues, idlers and children. They have on the subject was only one horn, as Chopik on which they were upside down and spun like a top, thereby they drummed their nogometni in the face of the enemy. And headed to the gardens, like the legions or battalions… in short TALE SHARDS Generals.

      They, the Generals Lads Shards could not stomach all their inert pluck Untouchable Genitals Tops of the great Glupii.

      Reproduction was a special group of Carevich with goat horns called UCHIKAKE,

      that was just vyleplivat from the soil hole, obmazyvat newly cobbled together the tears of Kazul. Sculpted all by a certain multiplicity: ten Shards, plus one Casule; hundred dozen, plus one General; one hundred Generals, plus one Cerevich, and the Lord alone… Teachers as well were Uchigaki. Uchigaki also had their Casull as the elite, but only one at a time.

      So they lived. But if he died Kasule, the shards were dying of hunger. Cruel, but modern.

      They have been, and teenage dens, where he taught the youngsters the etiquette of Glupiy them and other Sciences. This young Crock with a young Kazalia skipped school and walked through the dark tunnel. They were born at one time from dozens of shards, and only one survived it. On the one hand, he’s already Cihalka, because it has its own Casula, of course, after Survival School and Accommodation (ball screw), but he didn’t even realize, as he was still young and foolish and did not see the great big fat problem. A hidden disorder in the colony created the passive atmosphere is not accessible to children. And the reason was that not enough in the colony of radioactive food and that’s why he survived one. Of course, this rarely happened yet, but over time, the degradation increased. And saw it all and understood from fear, so as not to stir up the minds of the younger generation.

      – -Bored to be in Glupiy… – melancholic started talking to the young shard named Pucek.

      – -Fuck Yes you Pucik, but all the chocolate! as hot-headed – denied Casula named Sulka. Adult Kazul decided to mention that ends in “ia” – Cazalia, and the young – without “and” Casula. Okay?? – cheer up, lad, all ointment!! On a high. We were born and survived.

      – -And my brothers all dead. – Pucik otkovyryali root in the wall and twirled it in front of him. From shards there were no eyes and why they looked all the skull and saw immediately in a circle, only twenty percent were concentrated attention, and the rest were considered – side.

      – -Why are you rolled wool, lad? – slapped on the head tion of the bone Sulka Palika he smiled sweetly again and sighed and grieved.

      – -Oh, heh, heh – made sadness on the left side of the skull in the form of drops sand and rolled down her cheeks, leaving a trail.

      – — Do not bzdi you, like dandruff on your armpits! – Zulka cried out and put a click with her bone on Pukik. The click sounded and echoed off into the depths of the tunnel.

      – — Click again! – asked Pukik.

      – — Che, do you like it?.. Hold it … – and Kazul so fpinderila him a fofan under the back of the head, that all rubbish broke out from the pores of his skull.

      – — Oooooh!!!! – the skull was frozen with trembling trembling, because this is such a way of washing, like a bath or a shower.

      – — Do not ponder, zema, do not rot the wave. Everything is so superrrr!!!

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