Skulduggery Pleasant: Books 1 - 12. Derek Landy

even as he backed away from the bomb.

      Fletcher appeared beside Valkyrie and she jumped.

      “Sorry,” he said. “The doctors are looking at Tanith now.” He saw Pennant and waved. “Hi. Didn’t I beat you up once?” Pennant glared, but said nothing.

      “You should all return with us to the Sanctuary for a debriefing,” said Marr. She hadn’t even glanced at the Engine. “Standard operating procedure.”

      “But as you’ve just pointed out,” Skulduggery said, “we’re not official Sanctuary operatives, so I think we’ll be skipping that part of things, if it’s all right with you.”

      “It’s not all right with me.”

      “And yet we’re going to skip it anyway. Please, feel free to tell Thurid Guild that this was all your doing, while we focus on going after Scarab and his lot. And don’t worry, when we arrest them, you can tell everyone you did it. We don’t do what we do for the glory or the fame or the credit; we do it for the quiet satisfaction of making the world a better place, saving the lives of innocents, and being better than you are.”

      Skulduggery tilted his head to one side and Valkyrie knew he was smiling.

      

      alkyrie and Fletcher teleported into Gordon’s house, arriving in the living room where the sun struggled to come in through the windows.

      “I’ll be back in a minute,” said Valkyrie, making for the stairs.

      “I’ll come with you,” Fletcher said, following.

      She turned. “Why?”

      “Why what?”

      “I’m just going up to the study.”

      “I’ll help you.”

      “You don’t read.”

      “I read loads. Just not when you’re around.”

      “Read down here.”

      “Why can’t I come up?”

      “Because the study is a treasure trove of secrets, and somewhere I like to be alone. It’s my uncle’s space.”

      “What’s a trove?”

      “A trove is a collection of valuable objects.”

      “How would you know that?”

      “It’s the kind of thing Skulduggery tells me.”

      “You must have scintillating conversations.”

      “They do put this one in the shade. I like the use of scintillating by the way.”

      “I thought you’d be impressed. So can I see the study?”

      “You ask that like you think you’ve argued your point and won.”

      “I haven’t?”

      “Big words don’t win arguments.”

      She left him and climbed the stairs. The study was the same as she’d left it – books on shelves, notes in bundles, awards as paperweights. Valkyrie closed the door and pulled back the false book on the far bookcase, causing the bookcase to swing open. She walked through into the hidden room, the room that contained all of her uncle’s most secret magical possessions. The Echo Stone glowed on the table, and Gordon Edgley shimmered into existence before her.

      “Well?” he asked. “How did the rescue mission go? How is Skulduggery?”

      “Oh, yes, we got him back.”

      “You did? Well, that’s wonderful news! I’m so happy!”

      “Yeah.”

      Gordon looked around. “I’m always in this room. There are no windows in here.” He looked back at her. “What’s wrong? You look troubled. Are you feeling OK?”

      “I’m fine. I’ve just got another headache.”

      “Another …?”

      “They’ve been popping up over the past day or so. It’s nothing. I have this thing, just on the edge of my memory, you know that feeling? Every time I reach for it, it scatters.”

      “I remember the sensation. Highly annoying.”

      “Highly. But that’s not why I’m here. What do you know about Remnants?”

      “Lots,” he said. “Fetch me my notebook from my desk. The big one.”

      Valkyrie went to the study and opened the desk. Masses of notebooks. She selected the biggest one.

      “I’d like to go for a walk,” Gordon announced when she arrived back. “I haven’t gone for a walk since … well, since I was alive really. I’ve almost forgotten what the outside looks like. Is it still green?”

      “It really depends where you are. Can you, like, actually go for a walk?”

      “Not on my own, but if you put the Echo Stone in your pocket, I can walk beside you. It’ll be fun. Do you remember the walks we used to take?”

      “Not especially.”

      “I can’t either,” he admitted. “I wasn’t really a walker when I was alive, was I? I was more of a sitter.” He smiled wistfully. “I did love to sit.”

      “I remember that.”

      “So? Can we go for a walk? Just around here. Not too far, I promise.”

      “I … I suppose we could. It can’t be for long though – we can only spend a few minutes here.”

      “We? Someone’s downstairs?”

      “Yeah, Fletcher.”

      “Oh! The mysterious Fletcher Renn!”

      Valkyrie narrowed her eyes. “Don’t say it like that.”

      “Like what?”

      “Like you’re teasing me.”

      Gordon laughed. “If you take me for a walk, I promise I won’t tease you. He’s a Teleporter, isn’t he? Send him away for ten minutes. Or let’s just sneak out. I haven’t sneaked out of a window in over thirty years!”

      “I sneak out every day … OK, but just a short walk and I’m reading as we go.”

      Her uncle grinned. “Perfect.”

      They approached the wood on the east side of the house so Fletcher wouldn’t see them. It was a surprisingly lovely morning, the rain having taken a break for the day, and warm enough for Valkyrie to have her coat draped over her arm.

      “Towards the middle somewhere,” Gordon said, peering over her shoulder as she flicked through the notebook. “There! The next few pages contain everything I’ve ever heard about the Remnants. Some of it is anecdotal, some pure, hard fact. There’s more relevant information in those few pages than in any book you’re ever likely to read.”

      “I knew you’d have something useful.”

      He went back to looking around as they strolled, and took a huge breath and expelled it.

      “I don’t actually breathe,” he said happily, “but it’s a nice habit to have.”

      “I’ve always thought so,” she agreed, then glanced back at the footsteps in the lawn, at the blades of grass that were slowly springing back into shape. There