Оно вам таки надо! Еврейский и одесский юмор. Отсутствует

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Название Оно вам таки надо! Еврейский и одесский юмор
Автор произведения Отсутствует
Жанр Юмор: прочее
Серия
Издательство Юмор: прочее
Год выпуска 2019
isbn 978-617-12-6766-4
Оно вам таки надо! Еврейский и одесский юмор - Отсутствует
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      Мотке Хабад пригрозил однажды:

      – Если община ничего мне не даст, я стану шляпником.

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      Слово «реб» не всегда относится к раввинам. Это может быть просто форма обращения к пожилому или уважаемому еврею.

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