Nowhere To Hide. Alex Walters

Companies’ House, had a turnover barely large enough to cover her requested salary. But the grapevine had been very clear that McGrath was looking for someone to help run all parts of his business, including those elements that were kept hidden from the light of day.

      Maggie Yates came highly recommended to fulfil that particular brief. The story was that she’d been the brains behind her ex-husband’s business, an East End mix of legitimate market-trading and more clandestine dealing. She’d given her husband loyal support, up to the point where she’d caught him dipping his hands into the till to subsidise his affair with some Dalston pole-dancer. She’d withdrawn a sizable sum from the business account, packed her suitcases, and headed north, leaving her ex with a pregnant pole-dancer and a pile of debts. It was a decent story, filtered skilfully through a succession of friends of friends. Creating an undercover legend was a little like money-laundering, she’d sometimes thought. The original source gets lost along the way, and the story becomes a little more legitimate each time it’s passed on. The figure who’d recommended her to McGrath had sincerely believed everything he’d said, having received the story himself from someone he considered reliable.

      Marie had been nervous about it, because again they’d had so little time to prepare the ground. It had been well-handled, but there was always the risk that someone would pick up the phone and speak to the wrong person, and the whole house of fictional cards would come tumbling down.

      It might still happen, but she felt more confident now that everything had been running for a few weeks. The rules were different in this world. If you wanted the right person, you couldn’t call the JobCentre or some local temp agency. All you could do was rely on word of mouth. And McGrath wasn’t entirely stupid. He’d take his time, trust her only as far as he needed to until he was confident of her loyalty and discretion. The recommendation might get her through the door, but it was her own abilities that would keep her there. That, and the fact that already McGrath was virtually panting like a lascivious dog.

      ‘We’re a small but ambitious business,’ McGrath was saying, in the tone he probably reserved for the local Chamber of Commerce. ‘On the way up, you might say.’

      ‘You said it was primarily import/export?’ she asked, feeding back the line that McGrath had given her over the phone. ‘What sort of things?’

      ‘Pretty much anything that I can sell at a profit, if I’m honest,’ McGrath said. ‘We’re probably more of a distribution business than a straight importer. Take stuff off people’s hands, then sell it on for a bit more.’

      Marie didn’t doubt it. From what she understood, most of McGrath’s legitimate business comprised the kind of tat that was sold on market stalls or by street vendors. Tawdry plastic items from China. ‘A middle man?’ she offered.

      ‘That’s about it. Cream off a little slice for myself, that’s the idea. So, Maggie, tell me about yourself. I understand you’ve experience in this kind of line.’

      She nodded, and began to trot out the well-rehearsed lines about her ex-husband. She didn’t go into the detail of how and why she’d supposedly split up with the fictitious ex, but she knew that all that background would have been carefully fed to McGrath. He was clearly as interested in her marital status, or lack of it, as he was in whatever relevant work experience she might have.

      That side of the job made her feel uneasy; but she knew that as a female undercover it was almost inevitable that you’d sometimes make use of your femininity to gain some advantage, particularly over men like McGrath. You couldn’t be too precious in this line of work. If the likes of McGrath were so easily distracted by the simple fact that she was a half-presentable woman, it would be stupid not to benefit.

      In any case, she told herself, this time it was just part of her new character. The glamorous divorcee. She knew she was pretty decent-looking – enough to attract a few overlong glances in a male-dominated office, at least. But her usual instinct was to play down her appearance – minimal make-up, neat but low-key business suits, nothing that might attract unwanted attention.

      As Maggie Yates, though, she’d raised everything just a notch or two above how she would normally choose to appear. She was wearing a business outfit that was slightly more brash, that showed an inch or two more leg and cleavage, than she would normally consider. She was wearing a little more make-up, her hair dyed a shade or two lighter than usual. She’d even managed, to her great amusement, to persuade Salter to cough up for a couple of pairs of earrings on expenses.

      She’d been surprised, when she’d first effected the changes, by how much her new outward appearance influenced the way she felt and behaved. She felt a different kind of confidence, aware of the impact her appearance had on a certain type of male. Even Salter had seemed more flustered in her presence. McGrath, on the same basis, looked as if he might dissolve into a small puddle on the office floor if she were to gaze at him too intently.

      McGrath nodded as she finished her brief account. ‘So, do you think you’d be up to handling things round here?’ The innuendo was inescapable, even if unintentional.

      She looked coolly around her – at the shabby office, at the piled mess on McGrath’s desk. ‘I wouldn’t imagine there’s anything here I couldn’t handle,’ she said. Jesus, she thought to herself, don’t push it too far. McGrath might not be responsible for his actions. She smiled innocently. ‘I can give you a little run through my past experience, if you like, Mr McGrath.’

      ‘Andrew,’ he coughed. ‘Andy, that is. Please call me Andy. Everybody does.’ He picked up a pile of papers from the desk and shuffled them as if trying to imbue the documents with some significance. ‘I don’t think that’ll be necessary. I’ve already heard very good reports about you.’

      ‘So what is it I’d be doing?’ she said. ‘If you were to offer me the job, I mean.’

      ‘Well,’ he coughed again, ‘eventually, I’d be looking to you to keep the place ticking over. I’m out of the office quite a lot of the time, what with one thing and another. I have to be out there getting the deals. So I need someone who can keep the show on the road in my absence.’

      Marie glanced towards the door. ‘What about your secretary?’

      McGrath shrugged. ‘Lizzie’s just a kid, really. She can answer the phone, type a few letters. Bright enough, you know, but not really able to keep on top of a place like this.’

      ‘Well, that would suit me down to the ground,’ she said. ‘I’m used to running my own show, more or less, so I’m happy to do as much or as little as you need.’

      McGrath frowned slightly and she wondered whether she might have overplayed her hand. ‘Well, obviously there’s a lot I’ll need to hand over to you. It may take a while.’

      She nodded, trying to look contrite. ‘Yes, sorry. It’s just that I’m keen to get this. It’s been a difficult time… well, you can imagine. Need to build my confidence up a bit, probably. Prove that I’m still up to it–’

      It was McGrath’s turn to look embarrassed. ‘No, I didn’t mean – look, I’m sure you’ll be perfect in the job. When can you start?’

      She blinked, as if the offer had taken her by surprise. ‘You mean I’ve got the job? Well, thank you. Really. I won’t let you down. I can start more or less immediately if you’d like.’

      McGrath rose from his chair, holding out his hand. ‘Well, pleased to have you on board,’ he said. ‘I’m sure you’ll be able to … lick us into shape.’ The innuendo had returned, she noticed, now she’d accepted the job. She was beginning to suspect that this was going to be a long few months.

      She took McGrath’s hand. He shook her hand firmly, in the manner of one who’d seen fictional businessmen doing this kind of thing in films, then, almost inevitably, held on for just a few seconds too long. ‘Yes, good to have you on board,’ he repeated. ‘One of the family and all that.’ He paused, his smile broadening. ‘Don’t suppose you’ve made too many friends up here yet,’ he added. ‘Perhaps we should celebrate your arrival?