Devlin the Barber. Farjeon Benjamin Leopold

there it must remain."

      "And there that evil-looking bird is, I suppose, and there that must remain."

      "Yes, sir."

      "Ah, well," I said, thinking it time to get upon the track, "and now let us talk about something else. You appear to be in trouble."

      "You may well say that, sir. I'm worn to skin and bone."

      "I'm sorry to hear it, Fanny. Money troubles, I suppose?"

      "O, no, sir! We can manage on what we've got, Lemon and me, though he has made ducks and drakes with the best part of his savings. Not money troubles, sir; a good deal worser than that."

      "Your husband is well, I trust."

      "I wish I could say so, sir. No, sir, he's a long way from well, and I didn't know who else to call in, for poor dear Lemon wouldn't stand anybody but you."

      Why poor dear Lemon wouldn't stand anybody but me was, to say the least of it, inexplicable; as, since I used to catch indistinct views of his legs when he came courting Fanny in my father's house, I had never set eyes on him. I made no remark, however, but waited quietly for developments.

      "He took to his bed, sir," said Mrs. Lemon, "at a quarter to four o'clock yesterday afternoon; and it's my opinion he'll never git up from it."

      "That is bad news, Fanny. But your letter to me was written before yesterday afternoon."

      "Yes, sir; because I felt that things mustn't be allowed to go on as they are going on without trying to alter 'em. They was bad enough when I posted my letter to you, sir; but they're a million times worse now. My blood's a-curdling, sir."

      "Eh?" I cried, much startled by this solemn matter-of-fact description of the condition of her blood.

      "It's curdling inside me, sir, to think of what is going to happen to Lemon!"

      "Come, come, Fanny," I expostulated, "you mustn't take things so seriously; it will not mend them. What does the doctor say?"

      "Doctor, sir? Love your heart! If I was to take a doctor into Lemon's room now, I wouldn't answer for the consequences."

      "That is all nonsense," I said; "he must be reasoned with."

      Mrs. Lemon shook her head triumphantly. "You may reason with some men, sir, and you may delood a child; but reason with Lemon-I defy you, sir!"

      There was really no occasion for her to do that, as I was there in the capacity of a friend. While we were conversing I made continual unsuccessful attempts to avoid sight of the objects which had produced upon me so disagreeable an impression, but I could not place myself in such a position as to escape the whole three at one and the same time. If I turned my back upon the evil-looking bird and the portrait of Mr. Lemon, the hideous stone figure on the mantelshelf met my gaze; if I turned my back upon that, I not only had a side view of the bird's beak, but a full-faced view of my friend Lemon. Familiarity with these objects intensified my first impressions of them, and at times I could almost fancy that their sinister features moved in mockery of me. There was in them a fiend-like magnetism I found it impossible to resist.

      "Does your husband eat well?" I asked.

      "Not so well as he used to do, sir."

      "Perhaps," I said, hazarding a guess, "he drinks a little too much."

      "No, sir, you're wrong there. He likes a glass-we none of us despise it, sir-but he never exceeds."

      "Then, in the name of all that's reasonable, Fanny, what is the matter with him?"

      Mrs. Lemon turned to her husband's portrait, turned to the stone figure on the mantelshelf, turned to the evil-looking bird; and her frame was shaken by a strong shuddering.

      "Is it anything to do with those objects?" I inquired, my wonder and perplexity growing.

      "That's what I want you to find out for me, sir, if I can so fur trespass. Don't refuse me, sir, don't! It's a deal to ask you to do, I know, but I shall be everlastingly grateful."

      "I am ready to serve you, Fanny," I said gravely, "but at present I am completely in the dark. For instance, this is the first time I have seen those Mephistophelian-looking objects with which you have chosen to decorate your room."

      "I didn't choose, sir. It was done, and I daredn't go agin it."

      "I have nothing to say to that; I must wait for your explanation. What I was about to remark was, why that evil-beaked bird-"

      "Which I wish," she interposed, "had been burnt before it was stuffed."

      " – Should bear so strange a resemblance," I continued, "to the portrait of your husband, and why both should bear so strange a resemblance to the stone monster on your mantelshelf, is so very much beyond me, that I cannot for the life of me arrive at a satisfactory solution of the mystery. Surely it cannot spring from a diseased imagination, for you have the same fancy as myself."

      "It ain't fancy, sir; it's fact. And the sing'lar part of it is that the party as brought them all three into the house is as much like them as they are to each other."

      "We're getting on solid ground," I said. "The party who brought them into the house-who gave you the stone monster, who painted your husband's portrait and yours, who stuffed the bird; for, doubtless, he was the taxidermist. An Admirable Crichton, indeed, in the way of accomplishments! You see, Fanny, you are introducing me to new acquaintances. You have not mentioned this party before. A man, I presume."

      "I suppose so, sir," she said, with an awestruck look.

      "Why suppose?" I asked. "In such a case, supposition is absurd. He is, or is not, a man."

      "Let us call him so, sir. It'll make things easier."

      "Very much easier, and they will be easier still if you will be more explicit. I seem to be getting more and more in the dark. In looking again upon your portrait, Fanny-"

      "Yes, sir?"

      "I can almost discern a likeness to-"

      "For the merciful Lord's sake, sir," she cried, "don't say that! If I thought so, I should go mad. I'm scared enough already with what has occurred and the trouble I'm in-and Lemon talking in his sleep all the night through, and having the most horrible nightmares-and me trembling and shaking in my bed with what I'm forced to hear-it's unbearable, sir; it's unbearable!"

      I was becoming very excited. Unless Mrs. Lemon had lost her senses, there was in this common house a frightful and awful mystery. And Mrs. Lemon had sent for me to fathom it! What was I about to hear-what to discover?

      I strove to speak in a calm voice.

      "You say your husband took to his bed yesterday, and that you fear he will never rise from it. Then he is in bed at this moment?"

      "Yes, sir."

      "Where is his bedroom?"

      "On the first floor back, sir."

      "Can he hear us talking?"

      "No, sir."

      "And you want me to see him?"

      "Before you go, sir, if you have no objections. I sha'n't know how to thank you."

      "I will do what I can for you, Fanny. First for your own sake, and next because there appears to be something going on in this house that ought to be brought to light."

      "You may well say that, sir. Not only in this house, but out of this house. The good Lord above only knows what is going on! But Lemon's done nothing wrong, sir. I won't have him thought badly of, and I won't have him hurt. He's been weak, yes, sir, but he ain't been guilty of a wicked, horrible crime. It ain't in his nature, sir. When I first begun to hear things that he used to say in his sleep, and sometimes when he was awake and lost to everything, my hair used to stand on end. I could feel it stirring up, giving me the creeps all over my skin, and my heart'd beat that quick that it was a mercy it didn't jump out of my body. But after a time, frightened as I was, and getting no satisfaction out of Lemon, who only glared at me when I spoke to him, I thought the time might come-and I ain't sure it won't be this blessed day-when I should have to come forward as a witness to save him from the gallows. I am his wife, sir,