The Complete Works of F. Scott Fitzgerald. F. Scott Fitzgerald

      Well, here we are, your hundred sheep,

      Tune up, play on, pour forth … we sleep …

      You are a student, so they say;

      You hammered out the other day

      A syllabus, from what we know

      Of some forgotten folio;

      You’d sniffled through an era’s must,

      Filling your nostrils up with dust,

      And then, arising from your knees,

      Published, in one gigantic sneeze …

      But here’s a neighbor on my right,

      An Eager Ass, considered bright;

      Asker of questions…. How he’ll stand,

      With earnest air and fidgy hand,

      After this hour, telling you

      He sat all night and burrowed through

      Your book…. Oh, you’ll be coy and he

      Will simulate precosity,

      And pedants both, you’ll smile and smirk,

      And leer, and hasten back to work….

      ’Twas this day week, sir, you returned

      A theme of mine, from which I learned

      (Through various comment on the side

      Which you had scrawled) that I defied

      The highest rules of criticism

      For cheap and careless witticism….

      ‘Are you quite sure that this could be?’

      And

      ‘Shaw is no authority!’

      But Eager Ass, with what he’s sent,

      Plays havoc with your best per cent.

      Still—still I meet you here and there …

      When Shakespeare’s played you hold a chair,

      And some defunct, moth-eaten star

      Enchants the mental prig you are …

      A radical comes down and shocks

      The atheistic orthodox?—

      You’re representing Common Sense,

      Mouth open, in the audience.

      And, sometimes, even chapel lures

      That conscious tolerance of yours,

      That broad and beaming view of truth

      (Including Kant and General Booth …).

      And so from shock to shock you live,

      A hollow, pale affirmative …

      The hour’s up … and roused from rest

      One hundred children of the blest

      Cheat you a word or two with feet

      That down the noisy aisle-ways beat …

      Forget on narrow-minded earth

      The Mighty Yawn that gave you birth.”

      In April, Kerry Holiday left college and sailed for France to enroll in the Lafayette Esquadrille. Amory’s envy and admiration of this step was drowned in an experience of his own to which he never succeeded in giving an appropriate value, but which, nevertheless, haunted him for three years afterward.

      The Devil.

      Healy’s they left at twelve and taxied to Bistolary’s. There were Axia Marlowe and Phœbe Column, from the Summer Garden show, Fred Sloane and Amory. The evening was so very young that they felt ridiculous with surplus energy, and burst into the café like Dionysian revellers.

      “Table for four in the middle of the floor,” yelled Phœbe. “Hurry, old dear, tell ’em we’re here!”

      “Tell ’em to play ‘Admiration’!” shouted Sloane. “You two order; Phœbe and I are going to shake a wicked calf,” and they sailed off in the muddled crowd. Axia and Amory, acquaintances of an hour, jostled behind a waiter to a table at a point of vantage; there they took seats and watched.

      “There’s Findle Margotson, from New Haven!” she cried above the uproar. “’Lo, Findle! Whoo-ee!”

      “Oh, Axia!” he shouted in salutation. “C’mon over to our table.”

      “No!” Amory whispered.

      “Can’t do it, Findle; I’m with somebody else! Call me up to-morrow about one o’clock!”

      Findle, a nondescript man-about-Bisty’s, answered incoherently and turned back to the brilliant blonde whom he was endeavoring to steer around the room.

      “There’s a natural damn fool,” commented Amory.

      “Oh, he’s all right. Here’s the old jitney waiter. If you ask me, I want a double Dachari.”

      “Make it four.”

      The crowd whirled and changed and shifted. They were mostly from the colleges, with a scattering of the male refuse of Broadway, and women of two types, the higher of which was the chorus girl. On the whole it was a typical crowd, and their party as typical as any. About three-fourths of the whole business was for effect and therefore harmless, ended at the door of the café, soon enough for the five-o’clock train back to Yale or Princeton; about one-fourth continued on into the dimmer hours and gathered strange dust from strange places. Their party was scheduled to be one of the harmless kind. Fred Sloane and Phœbe Column were old friends; Axia and Amory new ones. But strange things are prepared even in the dead of night, and the unusual, which lurks least in the café, home of the prosaic and inevitable, was preparing to spoil for him the waning romance of Broadway. The way it took was so inexpressibly terrible, so unbelievable, that afterward he never thought of it as experience; but it was a scene from a misty tragedy, played far behind the veil, and that it meant something definite he knew.

      About one o’clock they moved to Maxim’s, and two found them in Devinière’s. Sloane had been drinking consecutively and was in a state of unsteady exhilaration, but Amory was quite tiresomely sober; they had run across none of those ancient, corrupt buyers of champagne who usually assisted their New York parties.

      They were just through dancing and were making their way back to their chairs when Amory became aware that some one at a near-by table was looking at him. He turned and glanced casually … a middle-aged man dressed in a brown sack suit, it was, sitting a little apart at a table by himself and watching their party intently. At Amory’s glance he smiled faintly. Amory turned to Fred, who was just sitting down.

      “Who’s that pale fool watching us?” he complained indignantly.

      “Where?” cried Sloane. “We’ll have him thrown out!” He rose to his feet and swayed back and forth, clinging to his chair. “Where is he?”

      Axia and Phœbe suddenly leaned and whispered to each other across the table, and before Amory realized it they found themselves on their way to the door.

      “Where now?”

      “Up to the flat,” suggested Phœbe. “We’ve got brandy and fizz—and everything’s slow down here to-night.”

      Amory considered quickly. He hadn’t been drinking, and decided that if he took no more, it would be reasonably discreet for him to trot along in the party. In fact, it would be, perhaps, the thing to do in order to keep an eye on Sloane, who was not in a state to do his