Название | Tarana and the island of immortality |
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Автор произведения | Michel Montecrossa |
Жанр | Языкознание |
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Издательство | Языкознание |
Год выпуска | 0 |
isbn | 9783867100229 |
In writing my fantastic tales, I often felt a secret joy. Yet I now had a different feeling in expectation of the coming journey: the unknown took hold of my heart and made it beat faster and faster.
With this feeling I made off on the 14th of September for the Northwood Forest where my sister, Margaret Goldfield, had a horse ranch. Margaret was quite the opposite of myself: I was a dreamer and an armchair philosopher and she a wonderful realist who was practically always with her horses and spent nothing more than the most necessary time in taking care of unavoidable household chores.
During the three-hour carriage journey, various memories passed before my inner eye. It was raining as it can only rain in England. The atmosphere of a world between two worlds. And the whispering voices of ghosts. I caught myself sliding off into new tales, dream worlds and then pulled myself back into reality with a jolt.
Indeed, it was just these sorts of dreams which Margaret, with her fine sarcasm, could expose and thereby, with a raw sincerity, bring me down to earth with both feet on the ground.
“What you’re missing are true adventures,” she said to me laconically as I had just told her a fine tale. In fact, it was her sober commentaries which helped me the most in making my writings and scientific editorial work more believable.
And now I had before me a truly adventurous journey and I wished to invite her along and I was indeed proud of the fact that I now had something true to show her. Yes, Margaret was able to sober up my imaginings which I had presented to her in fiery tones with a simple: “Hmm.” In that moment three hours of carriage dreams dissolved.
“You’re impressed by nothing, you realistic monster!” I said, ready for a fight.
“I’m so impressed,” she said in a sweet tone. “For, after all, traveling about in a barge full of decadent snobs, shuttling about in the ocean, boring oneself to tears seems to me truly a pleasure to die for.”
I was speechless and yet she condescendingly continued and said: “But I shall come along brother heart, for someone must hold you on the planks when your spirit for adventure goes overboard for lack of true adventure and, most likely, your poor armchair-trained body as well.”
I was quite impressed by her esoteric care and at the same time absolutely decided not to allow my lively joy, which had not stopped for a moment, to be disturbed.
“At least there could be a terrible storm so it wouldn’t be so boring for you!” I said bitingly, unknowing what portentous words I had spoken.
And so, three days later Margaret and I went aboard the Mayflower II, an imposing expedition ship, which, with its huge paddle wheels and decorated sails was to travel in direction of the Sargasso Sea.
I was pleased at Margaret’s threatening prophecy regarding the entertainment that awaited us on the Mayflower expedition only held true to a small extent. No doubt those traveling with us were experts in the boredom of high society and had perfected it. But it did not remain that way.
After all a large ship is something of a microcosm and it brings those aboard together but also takes away their masks, at least some of them.
Margaret and I could amuse ourselves famously imagining how Lord Snowdown must have attempted, each evening, with his long, trembling legs, to squeeze into one of the Mayflower’s small bunks. Or the stout banker, Mr. Upperpretty, who, after an enormous meal, would dream that the round window of his cabin was the eye of an enormous fish, which intended to consume him! Or the Lady Swine, red as a lobster, who understood perfectly how to articulate her unfortunate name so that it sounded something like “wine” and who generally came into conflict with the tightly measured-out planks of the ship’s deck which left so little room for distinguished strutting.
“Shocking!” was her constant commentary – “shocking” in every shade, tone and mode of expression.
Lady Swine was Margaret’s favorite conversational partner; she had always had a liking for true outsiders. “Lady Swine,” she revealed at the onset of our expedition as I was admiring the wood paneling of our cabin, “is not of noble origins.”
“How can you know that, Margaret?” I questioned as I went over to the brass work of the cabinetry and the portal window. I very much loved the golden magic of that metal on my spy glass and on my globe stand. Yet here, in what was for me the new world of a ship, wood and metal achieved an artistic interplay that gave the place a homey feeling.
Just then I noticed that Margaret had not continued speaking but had simply let me sink into my brass dreams.
A sarcastic smile played upon her full lips, a smile which was usually the prelude to a devastatingly sobering commentary. Given that I had been silently daydreaming there was some hope that she was setting her sights on someone else.
“She smokes cigars,” she said suddenly.
“Who?”
“Swine.”
“Lady Swine?”
I was astonished and I didn’t believe a word.
“And she drinks rum like a fish.”
The last remaining illusion regarding the behavior of the elegant noble dissolved into nothingness.
I laughed: “Now you’re fibbing. What strange fantasies you have, little sister.”
A dull sound from the gangway reached my ear as if a sack of flour had been dropped.
“Too much rum,” Margaret remarked dryly before I could say anything. I looked at her in disbelief. Her eyes had such a derisive spark that I sprang to the door and had a look into the gangway. There I indeed saw Lady Swine pulling herself up after having fallen down the short but steep stairs from the deck. As she stood up there was no doubt that she was not sober. To the contrary, she was quite solidly drunk. “Shocking!” I heard her screech.
I too was shocked and softly pulled the door shut after having seen that she had not been injured.
That