The Man Who Was Thursday: A Nightmare. Гилберт Кит Честертон

his forehead. The silence was sudden and awkward, but the chairman rose like an automaton, and said in a colourless voice——

      "Does anyone oppose the election of Comrade Gregory?"

      ​The assembly seemed vague and sub-consciously disappointed, and Comrade Witherspoon moved restlessly on his seat and muttered in his thick beard. By the sheer rush of routine, however, the motion would have been put and carried. But as the chairman was opening his mouth to put it, Syme sprang to his feet and said in a small and quiet voice—

      "Yes, Mr. Chairman, I oppose."

      The most effective fact in oratory is an unexpected change in the voice. Mr. Gabriel Syme evidently understood oratory. Having said these first formal words in a moderated tone and with a brief simplicity, he made his next word ring and volley in the vault as if one of the guns had gone off.

      "Comrades!" he cried, in a voice that made every man jump out of his boots, "have we come here for this? Do we live underground like rats in order to listen to talk like this? This is talk we might listen to while eating buns at a Sunday School treat. Do we line these walls with weapons and bar that door with death lest anyone should come and hear ​Comrade Gregory saying to us, 'Be good, and you will be happy,' 'Honesty is the best policy,' and 'Virtue is its own reward'? There was not a word in Comrade Gregory's address to which a curate could not have listened with pleasure (hear, hear). But I am not a curate (loud cheers), and I did not listen to it with pleasure (renewed cheers). The man who is fitted to make a good curate is not fitted to make a resolute, forcible, and efficient Thursday (hear, hear)."

      "Comrade Gregory has told us, in only too apologetic a tone, that we are not the enemies of society. But I say that we are the enemies of society, and so much the worse for society. We are the enemies of society, for society is the enemy of humanity, its oldest and its most pitiless enemy (hear, hear). Comrade Gregory has told us (apologetically again) that we are not murderers. There I agree. We are not murderers, we are executioners (cheers)."

      Ever since Syme had risen Gregory had sat staring at him, his face idiotic with astonishment. Now in ​the pause his lips of clay parted, and he said, with an automatic and lifeless distinctness—

      "You damnable hypocrite!"

      Syme looked straight into those frightful eyes with his own pale blue ones, and said with dignity—

      "Comrade Gregory accuses me of hypocrisy. He knows as well as I do that I am keeping all my engagements and doing nothing but my duty. I do not mince words. I do not pretend to. I say that Comrade Gregory is unfit to be Thursday for all his amiable qualities. He is unfit to be Thursday because of his amiable qualities. We do not want the Supreme Council of Anarchy infected with a maudlin mercy (hear, hear). This is no time for ceremonial politeness, neither is it a time for ceremonial modesty. I set myself against Comrade Gregory as I would set myself against all the Governments of Europe, because the anarchist who has given himself to anarchy has forgotten modesty as much as he has forgotten pride (cheers). I am not a man at all. I am a cause (renewed cheers). I set myself against Comrade Gregory as impersonally and as ​calmly as I should choose one pistol rather than another out of that rack upon the wall; and I say that rather than have Gregory and his milk-and-water methods on the Supreme Council, I would offer myself for election——"

      His sentence was drowned in a deafening cataract of applause. The faces, that had grown fiercer and fiercer with approval as his tirade grew more and more uncompromising, were now distorted with grins of anticipation or cloven with delighted cries. At the moment when he announced himself as ready to stand for the post of Thursday, a roar of excitement and assent broke forth, and became uncontrollable, and at the same moment Gregory sprang to his feet, with foam upon his mouth, and shouted against the shouting.

      "Stop, you blasted madmen!" he cried, at the top of a voice that tore his throat. "Stop, you——"

      But louder than Gregory's shouting and louder than the roar of the room came the voice of Syme, still speaking in a peal of pitiless thunder—

      "I do not go to the Council to rebut that slander ​that calls us murderers; I go to earn it (loud and prolonged cheering). To the priest who says these men are the enemies of religion, to the judge who says these men are the enemies of law, to the fat parliamentarian who says these men are the enemies of order and public decency, to all these I will reply, 'You are false kings, but you are true prophets. I am come to destroy you, and to fulfil your prophecies.'"

      The heavy clamour gradually died away, but before it had ceased Witherspoon had jumped to his feet, his hair and beard all on end, and had said—

      "I move, as an amendment, that Comrade Syme be appointed to the post."

      "Stop all this, I tell you!" cried Gregory, with frantic face and hands. "Stop it, it is all——"

      The voice of the chairman clove his speech with a cold accent.

      "Does anyone second this amendment?" he said.

      A tall, tired man, with melancholy eyes and an American chin beard, was observed on the back bench to be slowly rising to his feet. Gregory had ​been screaming for some time past; now there was a change in his accent, more shocking than any scream.

      "I end all this!" he said, in a voice as heavy as stone. "This man cannot be elected. He is a——"

      "Yes," said Syme, quite motionless, "what is he?"

      Gregory's mouth worked twice without sound; then slowly the blood began to crawl back into his dead face.

      "He is a man quite inexperienced in our work," he said, and sat down abruptly.

      Before he had done so, the long, lean man with the American beard was again upon his feet, and was repeating in a high American monotone—

      "I beg to second the election of Comrade Syme."

      "The amendment will, as usual, be put first," said Mr. Buttons, the chairman, with mechanical rapidity. "The question is that Comrade Syme——"

      Gregory had again sprung to his feet, panting and passionate.

      ​"Comrades," he cried out, "I am not a madman."

      "Oh, oh!" said Mr. Witherspoon.

      "I am not a madman," reiterated Gregory, with a frightful sincerity which for a moment staggered the room, "but I give you a counsel which you can call mad if you like. No, I will not call it a counsel, for I can give you no reason for it. I will call it a command. Call it a mad command, but act upon it. Strike, but hear me! Kill me, but obey me! Do not elect this man."

      Truth is so terrible, even in fetters, that for a moment Syme's slender and insane victory swayed like a reed. But you could not have guessed it from Syme's bleak blue eyes. He merely began—

      "Comrade Gregory commands——"

      Then the spell was snapped, and one anarchist called out to Gregory—

      "Who are you? You are not Sunday;" and another anarchist added in a heavier voice, "And you are not Thursday."

      "Comrades," cried Gregory, in a voice like that ​of a martyr who in an ecstasy of pain has passed beyond pain, "it is nothing to me whether you detest me as a tyrant or detest me as a slave. If you will not take my command, accept my degradation. I kneel to you. I throw myself at your feet. I implore you. Do not elect this man."

      "Comrade Gregory," said the chairman after a painful pause, "this is really not quite dignified."

      For the first time in the proceedings there was for a few seconds a real silence. Then Gregory fell back in his seat, a pale wreck of a man, and the chairman repeated, like a piece of clock-work suddenly started again—

      "The question is that Comrade Syme be elected to the post of Thursday on the General Council."

      The roar rose like the sea, the hands rose like a forest, and three minutes afterwards Mr. Gabriel Syme, of the Secret Police Service, was elected to the post of Thursday on the General Council