A Spaceship Named: 45 Sci-Fi Novels & Stories in One Volume. Randall Garrett

in Spanish, and said instead: "Who in San Francisco?"

      There was a momentary hiatus, and then the voice said: "Mr. Thomas Boyd is calling, sir. He says this is a scramble call."

      Malone took a drag from his cigar and closed his eyes. Obviously the call was a scramble. If it had been clear, the man would have dialed direct, instead of going through what Malone now recognized as an operator.

      "Mr. Boyd says he is the Agent-in-Charge of the San Francisco office of the FBI," the voice offered.

      "And quite right, too," Malone told her. "All right. Put him on."

      "One moment," There was a pause, a click, another pause and then another click. At last the operator said: "Your party is ready, sir."

      Then there was still another pause.

      Malone stared at the audio receiver. He began to whistle When Irish Eyes Are Smiling.

      ... And the sound of Irish laughter.... "Hello? Malone?"

      "I'm here, Tom," Malone said guiltily. "This is me. What's the trouble?"

      "Trouble?" Boyd said. "There isn't any trouble. Well, not really. Or maybe it is. I don't know."

      Malone scowled at the audio receiver, and for the first time wished he had gone ahead and had a video circuit put in, so that Boyd could see the horrendous expression on his face.

      "Look," he said. "It's seven here and that's too early. Out there, it's four, and that's practically ridiculous. What's so important?"

      He knew perfectly well that Boyd wasn't calling him just for the fun of it. The man was a damned good agent. But why a call at this hour?

      Malone muttered under his breath. Then, self-consciously, he squashed out his cigar and lit a cigarette while Boyd was saying: "Ken, I think we may have found what you've been looking for."

      It wasn't safe to say too much, even over a scrambled circuit. But Malone got the message without difficulty.

      "Yeah?" he said, sitting up on the edge of the couch. "You sure?"

      "Well," Boyd said, "no. Not absolutely sure. Not absolutely. But it is worth your taking a personal look, I think."

      "Ah," Malone said cautiously. "An imbecile?"

      "No," Boyd said flatly. "Not an imbecile. Definitely not an imbecile. As a matter of fact, a hell of a fat long way from an imbecile."

      Malone glanced at his watch and skimmed over the airline timetables in his mind. "I'll be there nine o'clock, your time," he said. "Have a car waiting for me at the field."

      * * * * *

      As usual, Malone managed to sleep better on the plane than he'd been able to do at home. He slept so well, in fact, that he was still groggy when he stepped into the waiting car.

      "Good to see you, Ken," Boyd said briskly, as he shook Malone's hand.

      "You, too, Tom," Malone said sleepily. "Now what's all this about?" He looked around apprehensively. "No bugs in this car, I hope?" he said.

      Boyd gunned the motor and headed toward the San Francisco Freeway. "Better not be," he said, "or I'll fire me a technician or two."

      "Well, then," Malone said, relaxing against the upholstery, "where is this guy, and who is he? And how did you find him?"

      Boyd looked uncomfortable. It was, somehow, both an awe-inspiring and a slightly risible sight. Six feet one and one-half inches tall in his flat feet, Boyd posted around over two hundred and twenty pounds of bone, flesh and muscle. He swung a pot-belly of startling proportions under the silk shirting he wore, and his face, with its wide nose, small eyes and high forehead, was half highly mature, half startlingly childlike. In an apparent effort to erase those childlike qualities, Boyd sported a fringe of beard and a moustache which reminded Malone of somebody he couldn't quite place.

      But whoever the somebody was, his hair hadn't been black, as Boyd's was...

      He decided it didn't make any difference. Anyhow, Boyd was speaking.

      "In the first place," he said, "it isn't a guy. In the second, I'm not exactly sure who it is. And in the third, Ken, I didn't find it."

      There was a little silence.

      "Don't tell me," Malone said. "It's a telepathic horse, isn't it? Tom, I just don't think I could stand a telepathic horse...."

      "No," Boyd said hastily. "No. Not at all. No horse. It's a dame. I mean a lady." He looked away from the road and flashed a glance at Malone. His eyes seemed to be pleading for something--understanding, possibly, Malone thought. "Frankly," Boyd said, "I'd rather not tell you anything about her just yet. I'd rather you met her first. Then you could make up your own mind. All right?"

      "All right," Malone said wearily. "Do it your own way. How far do we have to go?"

      "Just about an hour's drive," Boyd said. "That's all."

      Malone slumped back in the seat and pushed his hat over his eyes. "Fine," he said. "Suppose you wake me up when we get there."

      But, groggy as he was, he couldn't sleep. He wished he'd had some coffee on the plane. Maybe it would have made him feel better.

      Then again, coffee was only coffee. True, he had never acquired his father's taste for gin (and imagined, therefore, that it wasn't hereditary, like a taste for blondes), but there was always bourbon.

      He thought about bourbon for a few minutes. It was a nice thought. It warmed him and made him feel a lot better. After a while, he even felt awake enough to do some talking.

      He pushed his hat back and struggled to a reasonable sitting position. "I don't suppose you have a drink hidden away in the car somewhere?" he said tentatively. "Or would the technicians have found that, too?"

      "Better not have," Boyd said in the same tone as before, "or I'll fire a couple of technicians." He grinned without turning. "It's in the door compartment, next to the forty-five cartridges and the Tommy- gun."

      Malone opened the compartment in the thick door of the car and extracted a bottle. It was Christian Brothers Brandy instead of the bourbon he had been thinking about, but he discovered that he didn't mind at all. It went down as smoothly as milk.

      Boyd glanced at it momentarily as Malone screwed the top back on.

      "No," Malone said in answer to the unspoken question. "You're driving." Then he settled back again and tipped his hat forward.

      He didn't sleep a wink. He was perfectly sure of that. But it wasn't over two seconds later that Boyd said: "We're here, Ken. Wake up."

      "Whadyamean, wakeup," Malone said. "I wasn't asleep." He thumbed his hat back and sat up rapidly. "Where's 'here?'"

      "Bayview Neuropsychiatric Hospital," Boyd said. "This is where Dr. Harman works, you know."

      "No," Malone said. "As a matter of fact, I don't know. You didn't tell me--remember? And who is Dr. Harman, anyhow?"

      The car was moving up a long, curving driveway toward a large, lawn- surrounded building. Boyd spoke without looking away from the road.

      "Well," he said, "this Dr. Wilson Harman is the man who phoned us yesterday. One of my field agents was out here asking around about imbeciles and so on. Found nothing, by the way. And then this Dr. Harman called, later. Said he had someone here I might be interested in. So I came on out myself for a look, yesterday afternoon--after all, we had instructions to follow up every possible lead."

      "I know," Malone said. "I wrote them."

      "Oh," Boyd said. "Sure. Well, anyhow, I talked to this dame. Lady."

      "And?"

      "And I talked to her," Boyd said. "I'm not entirely sure of anything myself. But--well, hell. You take a look at her."

      He pulled the car up to a parking space, slid nonchalantly into a slot marked Reserved--Executive Director Sutton, and slid