Father Stafford. Anthony Hope

whistling, Eugene descended the steps and approached a group of people sitting under a large copper-beech tree. A still, hot summer morning does not incline the mind or the body to activity, and all of them had sunk into attitudes of ease. Mrs. Lane's work was reposing in her lap; her sister, Miss Jane Chambers, had ceased the pretense of reading; the Rector was enjoying what he kept assuring himself was only just five minutes' peace before he crossed over to his parsonage and his sermon; Lady Claudia Territon and Miss Katharine Bernard were each in possession of a wicker lounge, while at their feet lay two young men in flannels, with lawn-tennis racquets lying idle by them. A large jug of beer close to the elbow of one of them completed the luxurious picture that was framed in a light cloud of tobacco smoke, traceable to the person who also was obviously responsible for the beer.

      As Eugene approached, a sudden thought seemed to strike him. He stopped deliberately, and with great care lit a cigar.

      "Why wasn't I smoking, I wonder!" he said. "The sight of Bob Territon reminded me." Then as he reached them, raising his voice, he went on:

      "Ladies and gentlemen, I am sorry to interrupt you, and with bad news."

      "What is the matter, dear," asked Mrs. Lane, a gentle old lady, who having once had the courage to leave the calm of her father's country vicarage to follow the doubtful fortunes of her husband, was now reaping her reward in a luxury of which she had never dreamed.

      "With the arrival of the 4.15 this afternoon," Eugene continued, "our placid life will be interrupted, and one of Mr. Eugene Lane, M.P.'s, celebrated Saturday to Monday parties (I quote from The Universe) will begin."

      "Who's coming?" asked Miss Bernard.

      Miss Bernard was the acknowledged beauty referred to in the opening lines of this chapter, whose love Eugene had been lucky enough to secure. Had Eugene not been absurdly rich himself, he might have been congratulated further on the prospective enjoyment of a nice little fortune as well as the lady's favor.

      "Is Rickmansworth coming?" put in Lady Claudia, before Eugene had time to reply to his fiancée.

      "Be at peace," he said, addressing Lady Claudia; "your brother is not coming. I have known Rickmansworth a long while, and I never knew him to be polite. He inquired by telegram (reply not paid) who were to be here. When I wired him, telling him whom I had the privilege of entertaining, and requesting an immediate reply (not paid), he answered that he thought I must have enough Territons already, and he didn't want to make another."

      Neither Lady Claudia nor her brother Robert, who was the young man with the beer, seemed put out at this message. Indeed, the latter went so far as to say:

      "Good! Have some beer, Eugene?"

      "But who is coming?" repeated Miss Kate. "Really, Eugene, you might pay a little attention to me."

      "Can't, my dear Kate—not in public. It's not good form, is it, Lady Claudia?"

      "Eugene," said Mrs. Lane, in a tone as nearly severe as she ever arrived at, "if you wish your guests to have either dinner or beds, you will at once tell me who and how many they are."

      "My dear mother, they are in number five, composed as follows: First, the Bishop of Bellminster."

      "A most interesting man," observed Miss Chambers.

      "I am glad to hear it, Aunt Jane," responded Eugene. "The Bishop is accompanied by his wife. That makes two; and then old Merton, who was at the Colonial Office you know, and Morewood the painter make four."

      "Sir George Merton is a Radical, isn't he?" asked Lady Claudia severely.

      "He tries to be," said Eugene. "Shall I order a carriage to take you to the station? I think, you know, you can stand it, with Haddington's help."

      Mr. Spencer Haddington, the other young man in flannels, was a very rising member of the Conservative party, of which Lady Claudia conceived herself to be a pillar. Identity of political views, in Mr. Haddington's opinion, might well pave the way to a closer union, and this hope accounted for his having consented to pair with Eugene, who sat on the other side, and spend the last week in idleness at Millstead.

      "Well," said Mr. Robert Territon, "it sounds slow, old man."

      "Candid family, the Territons," remarked Eugene to the copper-beech.

      "Who's the fifth? you've only told us four," said Kate, who always stuck to the point.

      "The fifth is—" Eugene paused a moment, as though preparing a sensation; "the fifth is—Father Stafford."

      Now it was a remarkable thing that all the ladies looked up quickly and re-echoed the name of the last guest in accents of awe, whereas the men seemed unaffected.

      "Why, where did you pick him up?" asked Lady Claudia.

      "Pick him up! I've known Charley Stafford since we were both that high. We were at Harrow and at Oxford together. Rickmansworth knows him, Bob. You didn't come till he'd left."

      "Why is the gentleman called 'Father'?" said Bob.

      "Because he is a priest," Miss Chambers answered. "And really, Mr. Territon, you're very ignorant. Everybody knows Father Stafford. You do, Mr. Haddington?"

      "Yes," said Haddington, "I've heard of him. He's an Anglican Father, isn't he? Had a big parish somewhere down the Mile End Road?"

      "Yes," said Eugene. "He's an old and a great friend of mine. He's quite knocked up, poor old chap, and had to get leave of absence; and I've made him promise to come and stay here for a good part of the time, to rest."

      "Then he's not going off again on Monday?" asked Mrs. Lane.

      "Oh, I hope not. He's writing a book or something, that will keep him from being restless."

      "How charming!" said Lady Claudia. "Don't you dote on him, Kate? Please, Mr. Lane, may I stay too?"

      "By the way," said Eugene, "Stafford has taken a vow of celibacy."

      "I knew that," said Lady Claudia imperturbably.

      Eugene looked mournful; Bob Territon groaned tragically; but Lady Claudia was quite unmoved, and, turning to the Rector, who sat smiling benevolently on the young people, asked:

      "Do you know Father Stafford, Dr. Dennis?"

      "No. I should be much interested in meeting him. I've heard so much of his work and his preaching."

      "Yes," said Lady Claudia, "and his penances and fasting, and so on."

      "Poor old Stafford!" said Eugene. "It's quite enough for him that a thing's pleasant to make it wrong."

      "Not your philosophy, Master Eugene!" said the Rector.

      "No, Doctor."

      "But what's this vow?" asked Kate.

      "There's no such thing as a binding vow of celibacy in the Anglican Church," announced Miss Chambers.

      "Is that right, Doctor?" said Lady Claudia.

      "God bless me, my dear," said the Rector, "I don't know. There wasn't in my time."

      "But, Eugene, surely I'm right," persisted Aunt Jane. "His Bishop can dispense him from it, can't he?"

      "Don't know," answered Eugene. "He says he can."

      "Who says he can?"

      "Why, the Bishop!"

      "Well, then, of course he can."

      "All right," said Eugene; "only Stafford doesn't think so. Not that he wants to be released. He doesn't care a bit about women—very ungrateful, as they're all mad about him."

      "That's very rude, Eugene," said Kate, in reproving tones. "Admiration for a saint is not madness. Shall we go in, Claudia, and leave these men to pipes and beer?"

      "One for you, Rector!" chuckled Bob Territon, who knew no reverence.

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