Half a Hero. Anthony Hope

of a man who suffers under the perpetual illogicality of woman.

CHAPTER III.

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HOSPITALITY EX OFFICIO.

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      "I confess to being very much alarmed," said Mr. Kilshaw, "and I think Capital generally shares the feeling."

      "If I thought he could last, I should share it myself," said Sir Robert Perry.

      "He may easily last long enough to half ruin my business. Large concerns are delicate concerns."

      "Come, Kilshaw, Puttock's a capitalist; he'll see Capital isn't wronged."

      "Puttock is all very well in his way; but what do you say to Jewell and Norburn?"

      "Jewell's an old-style Radical: he won't do you much harm. You hit the nail on the head when you mention Norburn. Norburn would be very pleased to run your factory as a State work-shop for two pound a week."

      "And pickings," added Mr. Kilshaw, with scornful emphasis.

      A third gentleman, who was sitting near in the large bow-window of the Central Club, an elderly man, with short-clipped white hair and a pleasant face, joined in the talk.

      "Norburn? Why, is that the fellow I tried? Is he in Medland's government?"

      "That's the man, Sir John," answered Kilshaw; and Sir Robert added,

      "You gave him three months for inciting to riot in the strike at the Collieries two years ago. He's made Minister of Public Works; I hear the Governor held out for a long while, but Medland insisted."

      "And my works are to be Public Works, I suppose," grumbled Kilshaw, finding some comfort in this epigrammatic statement of the unwelcome prospect before him.

      "Red-hot, isn't he?" asked Sir John Oakapple, who, as Chief Justice of the colony, had sent the new Minister to gaol.

      Kilshaw nodded.

      "Will he and Puttock pull together?" continued the Chief Justice.

      "The hopeful part of the situation is," said Sir Robert, "that Puttock is almost bound to fall out with somebody, either with Norburn, for the reason you name, or with Coxon, because Coxon will try to rule the roast, or with Medland himself."

      "Why should he quarrel with Medland?"

      "Why does the heir quarrel with the king? Besides, there's the Prohibition Question. I doubt if Medland will satisfy Puttock and his people over that."

      "Oh, I expect he will," said the Chief Justice. "I asked him once—this is in confidence, you know—if he didn't think it a monstrous proposal, and he only shrugged those slouched shoulders of his, and said, 'We've got Sunday Closing, and we go in the back way: if we have Prohibition the drink'll go in the back way—same principle, my dear Chief Justice'": and that High Officer finished his anecdote with a laugh.

      "The odd thing about Medland is," remarked Sir Robert, "that he's utterly indifferent about everything except what he's utterly mad about. He has no moderate sympathies or antipathies."

      "Therefore he's a most dangerous man," said Kilshaw.

      "Oh, I think he sympathises, in moderation, with morality," laughed Sir John.

      "Ay," rejoined Perry quickly, "and that's all. What if Puttock raised the Righteous on him?"

      "Oh, then I should stand by Medland," said the Chief Justice decisively. "And young Coxon's to be Attorney-General. He's safe enough."

      "A man who thinks only about himself is generally safe," remarked Sir Robert dryly; and he added, with a smile, "That's why lawyers are such a valuable class."

      The Chief Justice laughed, and took his revenge by asking,

      "How many windows did they break, Perry?"

      "Only three," rejoined the Ex-Premier. "Considering the popular enthusiasm I got off cheap."

      "You can't stir a people's heart for nothing. All the same, the reception they gave him was a fine sight."

      "Extraordinary, wasn't it?"

      "I call it most ominous," said Mr. Kilshaw, and he rose and went out gloomily.

      "I haven't had my invitation to meet them at Government House yet," said the Chief Justice.

      He referred to the banquet which the Governor was accustomed to give to a new Ministry, when the leading officials of the colony were always included in the party.

      Sir Robert looked round for possible eavesdroppers.

      "There's a hitch," he said in a low voice. "Lady Eynesford makes difficulties about having Medland."

      "Oh, that's nonsense!"

      "Utter nonsense; but it seems she does. However, I suppose you'll get your card in a day or two."

      "And renew my acquaintance with Mr. Norburn under happier circumstances."

      "Norburn will feel as one used to when one breakfasted with the school-master—as a peacemaking after another sort of interview."

      Sir Robert Perry proved right in supposing that Lady Eynesford's resistance could not last for ever. It was long enough and fierce enough to make the Governor very unhappy and the rest of the family very uncomfortable, but it was foredoomed to failure. Even the Bishop of Kirton, whom she consulted, told her that high place had its peculiar duties, and that however deplorable the elevation of such a man might be, if the Queen's representative invited him to join his counsels, the Queen's representative's wife must invite him to join her dinner-party: and the Bishop proved the sincerity of his constitutional doctrine by accepting an invitation to meet the new Ministry. Lady Eynesford, abandoned by Church and State alike, surrendered, thanking heaven that Daisy Medland's youth postponed another distasteful necessity.

      "You'll have to face it in a few months' time," said Eleanor Scaife, who was not always as comforting a companion as a lady in her position is supposed to be.

      "Oh, they'll be out in a month," answered Lady Eynesford confidently. "The Bishop says they can't last. Do you know, Eleanor, Mr. Coxon is the only Churchman among them?"

      "Shocking!" said Eleanor, with no more suspicion of irony than her reputation as an esprit fort demanded. It really startled her a little: the social significance seemed considerable.

      Mr. Medland's invitation to dinner caused him perhaps more perturbation than had his invitation to power. A natural sensitiveness of mind supplied in him the place of an experience of refined society or an impulse of inherited pride. He cared nothing that his advent to office alarmed and displeased many; but it gave him pain to be compelled to dine at the table of a lady who, by notorious report, did not desire his company.

      "I don't want to go, and she doesn't want to have me," he protested to his daughter; "yet she must have me and I must go. The great god Sham again, Daisy."

      "You'll meet him everywhere now," said Daisy, with a melancholy shake of her young head.

      "And rout him somewhere?"

      "Oh yes, everywhere—except at Government House."

      "I hate going."

      "I believe mother would have liked it. Don't you think so, dear?"

      "Perhaps. Should you?"

      "I should be terribly afraid of Lady Eynesford."

      "Just my feeling," said Medland, stroking his chin.

      When he entered the drawing-room at Government House, and was