The Vintage Mysteries for the Holidays. Эдгар Аллан По

in one’s attire, was torture to the little man until he could ease his feelings by remedying the matter. “Order” and “Method” were his gods. He had a certain disdain for tangible evidence, such as footprints and cigarette ash, and would maintain that, taken by themselves, they would never enable a detective to solve a problem. Then he would tap his egg-shaped head with absurd complacency, and remark with great satisfaction: “The true work, it is done from within. The little grey cells—remember always the little grey cells, mon ami!”

      I slipped into my seat, and remarked idly, in answer to Poirot’s greeting, that an hour’s sea passage from Calais to Dover could hardly be dignified by the epithet “terrible.”

      Poirot waved his egg-spoon in vigorous refutation of my remark.

      “Du tout! If for an hour one experiences sensations and emotions of the most terrible, one has lived many hours! Does not one of your English poets say that time is counted, not by hours, but by heart-beats?”

      “I fancy Browning was referring to something more romantic than sea sickness, though.”

      “Because he was an Englishman, an Islander to whom la Manche was nothing. Oh, you English! With nous autres it is different. Figure to yourself that a lady of my acquaintance at the beginning of the war fled to Ostend. There she had a terrible crisis of the nerves. Impossible to escape further except by crossing the sea! And she had a horror—mais une horreur!—of the sea! What was she to do? Daily les Boches were drawing nearer. Imagine to yourself the terrible situation!”

      “What did she do?” I inquired curiously.

      “Fortunately her husband was homme pratique. He was also very calm, the crises of the nerves, they affected him not. Il l’a emportée simplement! Naturally when she reached England she was prostrate, but she still breathed.”

      Poirot shook his head seriously. I composed my face as best I could.

      Suddenly he stiffened and pointed a dramatic finger at the toast rack.

      “Ah, par exemple, c’est trop fort!” he cried.

      “What is it?”

      “This piece of toast. You remark him not?” He whipped the offender out of the rack, and held it up for me to examine.

      “Is it square? No. Is it a triangle? Again no. Is it even round? No. Is it of any shape remotely pleasing to the eye? What symmetry have we here? None.”

      “It’s cut from a cottage loaf,” I explained soothingly.

      Poirot threw me a withering glance.

      “What an intelligence has my friend Hastings!” he exclaimed sarcastically. “Comprehend you not that I have forbidden such a loaf—a loaf haphazard and shapeless, that no baker should permit himself to bake!”

      I endeavoured to distract his mind.

      “Anything interesting come by the post?”

      Poirot shook his head with a dissatisfied air.

      “I have not yet examined my letters, but nothing of interest arrives nowadays. The great criminals, the criminals of method, they do not exist. The cases I have been employed upon lately were banal to the last degree. In verity I am reduced to recovering lost lap-dogs for fashionable ladies! The last problem that presented any interest was that intricate little affair of the Yardly diamond, and that was—how many months ago, my friend?”

      He shook his head despondently, and I roared with laughter.

      “Cheer up, Poirot, the luck will change. Open your letters. For all you know, there may be a great Case looming on the horizon.”

      Poirot smiled, and taking up the neat little letter opener with which he opened his correspondence he slit the tops of the several envelopes that lay by his plate.

      “A bill. Another bill. It is that I grow extravagant in my old age. Aha! a note from Japp.”

      “Yes?” pricked up my ears. The Scotland Yard Inspector had more than once introduced us to an interesting case.

      “He merely thanks me (in his fashion) for a little point in the Aberystwyth Case on which I was able to set him right. I am delighted to have been of service to him.”

      “How does he thank you?” I asked curiously, for I knew my Japp.

      “He is kind enough to say that I am a wonderful sport for my age, and that he was glad to have had the chance of letting me in on the case.”

      This was so typical of Japp, that I could not forbear a chuckle. Poirot continued to read his correspondence placidly.

      “A suggestion that I should give a lecture to our local boy scouts. The Countess of Forfanock will be obliged if I will call and see her. Another lap-dog without doubt! And now for the last. Ah—”

      I looked up, quick to notice the change of tone. Poirot was reading attentively. In a minute he tossed the sheet over to me.

      “This is out of the ordinary, mon ami. Read for yourself.”

      The letter was written on a foreign type of paper, in a bold characteristic hand:

      “Villa Geneviève

       Merlinville-sur-Mer

       France

      “Dear Sir,

      “I am in need of the services of a detective and, for reasons which I will give you later, do not wish to call in the official police. I have heard of you from several quarters, and all reports go to show that you are not only a man of decided ability, but one who also knows how to be discreet. I do not wish to trust details to the post, but, on account of a secret I possess, I go in daily fear of my life. I am convinced that the danger is imminent, and therefore I beg that you will lose no time in crossing to France. I will send a car to meet you at Calais, if you will wire me when you are arriving. I shall be obliged if you will drop all cases you have on hand, and devote yourself solely to my interests. I am prepared to pay any compensation necessary. I shall probably need your services for a considerable period of time, as it may be necessary for you to go out to Santiago, where I spent several years of my life. I shall be content for you to name your own fee.

      “Assuring you once more that the matter is urgent,

      “Yours faithfully

      “P. T. Renauld.”

      Below the signature was a hastily scrawled line, almost illegible: “For God’s sake, come!”

      I handed the letter back with quickened pulses.

      “At last!” I said. “Here is something distinctly out of the ordinary.”

      “Yes, indeed,” said Poirot meditatively.

      “You will go of course,” I continued.

      Poirot nodded. He was thinking deeply. Finally he seemed to make up his mind, and glanced up at the clock. His face was very grave.

      “See you, my friend, there is no time to lose. The Continental express leaves Victoria at 11 o’clock. Do not agitate yourself. There is plenty of time. We can allow ten minutes for discussion. You accompany me, n’est-ce pas?”

      “Well—”

      “You told me yourself that your employer needed you not for the next few weeks.”

      “Oh, that’s all right. But this Mr. Renauld hints strongly that his business is private.”

      “Ta-ta-ta. I will manage M. Renauld. By the way, I seem to know the name?”

      “There’s a well-known South American millionaire fellow. His name’s Renauld. I don’t know whether it could be the same.”

      “But without doubt. That explains the mention of Santiago. Santiago is in Chile, and Chile it is in South America! Ah, but we progress finely.”