The Complete Short Stories of Mark Twain (Illustrated). Mark Twain

       The £1,000,000 Bank Note and Other New Stories

       The Million Pound Bank Note

       Mental Telegraphy

       The Enemy Conquered

       About all Kinds of Ships

       Playing Courier

       The German Chicago

       A Petition to the Queen of England

       A Majestic Literary Fossil

       The $30,000 Bequest and Other Stories

       The $30,000 Bequest

       A Dog's Tale

       Was It Heaven? Or Hell?

       A Cure for the Blues

       The Enemy Conquered; or, Love Triumphant

       The Californian's Tale

       A Helpless Situation

       A Telephonic Conversation

       Edward Mills and George Benton: A Tale

       The Five Boons of Life

       The First Writing Machines

       Italian Without a Master

       Italian With Grammar

       A Burlesque Biography

       How To Tell A Story

       General Washington's Negro Body-Servant

       Wit Inspirations of the "Two Year-Olds"

       An Entertaining Article

       A Letter to the Secretary of the Treasury

       Amended Obituaries

       A Monument to Adam

       A Humane Word from Satan

       Introduction to "The New Guide of the Conversation in Portuguese and English"

       Advice to Little Girls

       Post-Mortem Poetry

       The Danger of Lying in Bed

       Portrait of King William III

       Does the Race of Man Love a Lord?

       Extracts from Adam's Diary

       Eve's Diary

       The Curious Republic of Gondour and Other Whimsical Sketches

       The Curious Republic of Gondour

       A Memory

       Introductory to "Memoranda"

       About Smells

       A Couple of Sad Experiences

       Dan Murphy

       The "Tournament" in A. D. 1870

       Curious Relic for Sale

       A Reminiscence of the Back Settlements

       A Royal Compliment

       The Approaching Epidemic

       The Tone-Imparting Committee

       Our Precious Lunatic

       The European Wars

       The Wild Man Interviewed

       Last Words of Great Men

       Alonzo Fitz, and Other Stories