Linda Vista (TCG Edition). Tracy Letts

Yeah, nothing fancy, please.

      PAUL: Nothing fancy.

      WHEELER: Don’t take me anywhere that serves foam.

      PAUL: Burgers and fries, I promise.

      WHEELER: C’mon, don’t make it like that, that place was over the top.

      PAUL: It’s a great restaurant.

      WHEELER: Dinner should not take six hours. I’m afraid I’m going to wake up and still be eating there. And there was foam on my plate! The waiter acted like I should be happy about that. “Excuse me, does someone in the kitchen have rabies?”

      PAUL: We’ll find someplace you’re comfortable. I’ll call you.

      WHEELER: Thanks, Paul.

       (They hug.)

      PAUL: Want to play some squash soon?

      WHEELER: I got all the time in the world.

      PAUL: All right. Enjoy your place.

       (Paul exits. Wheeler stares at his apartment.)