Miss Marple – Miss Marple and Mystery: The Complete Short Stories. Агата Кристи

do like you – yes, I do like you. You will remember that, whatever happens, won’t you?’

      Anthony disengaged himself reluctantly and approached his captors.

      ‘I am ready to come with you. You don’t want to detain this young lady, I suppose?’

      ‘No, sir, that will be quite all right,’ said the small man civilly.

      ‘Decent fellows, these Scotland Yard men,’ thought Anthony to himself, as he followed them down the narrow stairway.

      There was no sign of the old woman in the shop, but Anthony caught a heavy breathing from a door at the rear, and guessed that she stood behind it, cautiously observing events.

      Once out in the dinginess of Kirk Street, Anthony drew a long breath, and addressed the smaller of the two men.

      ‘Now then, inspector – you are an inspector, I suppose?’

      ‘Yes, sir. Detective-Inspector Verrall. This is Detective-Sergeant Carter.’

      ‘Well, Inspector Verrall, the time has come to talk sense – and to listen to it too. I’m not Conrad What’s-his-name. My name is Anthony Eastwood, as I told you, and I am a writer by profession. If you will accompany me to my flat, I think that I shall be able to satisfy you of my identity.’

      Something in the matter-of-fact way Anthony spoke seemed to impress the detectives. For the first time an expression of doubt passed over Verrall’s face.

      Carter, apparently, was harder to convince.

      ‘I dare say,’ he sneered. ‘But you’ll remember the young lady was calling you “Conrad” all right.’

      ‘Ah! that’s another matter. I don’t mind admitting to you both that for – er – reasons of my own, I was passing myself off upon that lady as a person called Conrad. A private matter, you understand.’

      ‘Likely story, isn’t it?’ observed Carter. ‘No, sir, you come along with us. Hail that taxi, Joe.’

      A passing taxi was stopped, and the three men got inside. Anthony made a last attempt, addressing himself to Verrall as the more easily convinced of the two.

      ‘Look here, my dear inspector, what harm is it going to do you to come along to my flat and see if I’m speaking the truth? You can keep the taxi if you like – there’s a generous offer! It won’t make five minutes’ difference either way.’

      Verrall looked at him searchingly.

      ‘I’ll do it,’ he said suddenly. ‘Strange as it appears, I believe you’re speaking the truth. We don’t want to make fools of ourselves at the station by arresting the wrong man. What’s the address?’

      ‘Forty-eight Brandenburg Mansions.’

      Verrall leant out and shouted the address to the taxi-driver. All three sat in silence until they arrived at their destination, when Carter sprang out, and Verrall motioned to Anthony to follow him.

      ‘No need for any unpleasantness,’ he explained, as he, too, descended. ‘We’ll go in friendly like, as though Mr Eastwood was bringing a couple of pals home.’

      Anthony felt extremely grateful for the suggestion, and his opinion of the Criminal Investigation Department rose every minute.

      In the hall-way they were fortunate enough to meet Rogers, the porter. Anthony stopped.

      ‘Ah! Good-evening, Rogers,’ he remarked casually.

      ‘Good-evening, Mr Eastwood,’ replied the porter respectfully.

      He was attached to Anthony, who set an example of liberality not always followed by his neighbours.

      Anthony paused with his foot on the bottom step of the stairs.

      ‘By the way, Rogers,’ he said casually. ‘How long have I been living here? I was just having a little discussion about it with these friends of mine.’

      ‘Let me see, sir, it must be getting on for close on four years now.’

      ‘Just what I thought.’

      Anthony flung a glance of triumph at the two detectives. Carter grunted, but Verrall was smiling broadly.

      ‘Good, but not good enough, sir,’ he remarked. ‘Shall we go up?’

      Anthony opened the door of the flat with his latch-key. He was thankful to remember that Seamark, his man, was out. The fewer witnesses of this catastrophe the better.

      The typewriter was as he had left it. Carter strode across to the table and read the headline on the paper.

      ‘THE MYSTERY OF THE SECOND CUCUMBER’

      he announced in a gloomy voice.

      ‘A story of mine,’ explained Anthony nonchalantly.

      ‘That’s another good point, sir,’ said Verrall, nodding his head, his eyes twinkling. ‘By the way, sir, what was it about? What was the mystery of the second cucumber?’

      ‘Ah, there you have me,’ said Anthony. ‘It’s that second cucumber that’s been at the bottom of all this trouble.’

      Carter was looking at him intently. Suddenly he shook his head and tapped his forehead significantly.

      ‘Balmy, poor young fellow,’ he murmured in an audible aside.

      ‘Now, gentlemen,’ said Mr Eastwood briskly. ‘To business. Here are letters addressed to me, my bank-book, communications from editors. What more do you want?’

      Verrall examined the papers that Anthony thrust upon him.

      ‘Speaking for myself, sir,’ he said respectfully, ‘I want nothing more. I’m quite convinced. But I can’t take the responsibility of releasing you upon myself. You see, although it seems positive that you have been residing here as Mr Eastwood for some years, yet it is possible that Conrad Fleckman and Anthony Eastwood are one and the same person. I must make a thorough search of the flat, take your fingerprints, and telephone to headquarters.’

      ‘That seems a comprehensive programme,’ remarked Anthony. ‘I can assure you that you’re welcome to any guilty secrets of mine you may lay your hands on.’

      The inspector grinned. For a detective, he was a singularly human person.

      ‘Will you go into the little end room, sir, with Carter, whilst I’m getting busy?’

      ‘All right,’ said Anthony unwillingly. ‘I suppose it couldn’t be the other way about, could it?’

      ‘Meaning?’

      ‘That you and I and a couple of whiskies and sodas should occupy the end room whilst our friend, the Sergeant, does the heavy searching.’

      ‘If you prefer it, sir?’

      ‘I do prefer it.’

      They left Carter investigating the contents of the desk with businesslike dexterity. As they passed out of the room, they heard him take down the telephone and call up Scotland Yard.

      ‘This isn’t so bad,’ said Anthony, settling himself with a whisky and soda by his side, having hospitably attended to the wants of Inspector Verrall. ‘Shall I drink first, just to show you that the whisky isn’t poisoned?’

      The inspector smiled.

      ‘Very irregular, all this,’ he remarked. ‘But we know a thing or two in our profession. I realized right from the start that we’d made a mistake. But of course one had to observe all the usual forms. You can’t get away from red tape, can you, sir?’

      ‘I suppose not,’ said Anthony regretfully. ‘The sergeant doesn’t seem very matey yet, though, does he?’

      ‘Ah, he’s a fine man, Detective-Sergeant Carter. You wouldn’t find it easy to put anything over on