Miss Marple – Miss Marple and Mystery: The Complete Short Stories. Агата Кристи

amiss to nobody. I’ve got a couple of old decanters here – and there’s a nice little liqueur set, just the thing for a bride –’

      For the next ten minutes Anthony endured agonies. The lady had him firmly in hand. Every conceivable specimen of the glass-maker’s art was paraded before his eyes. He became desperate.

      ‘Beautiful, beautiful,’ he exclaimed in a perfunctory manner, as he put down a large goblet that was being forced on his attention. Then blurted out hurriedly, ‘I say, are you on the telephone here?’

      ‘No, we’re not. There’s a call office at the post office just opposite. Now, what do you say, the goblet – or these fine old rummers?’

      Not being a woman, Anthony was quite unversed in the gentle art of getting out of a shop without buying anything.

      ‘I’d better have the liqueur set,’ he said gloomily.

      It seemed the smallest thing. He was terrified of being landed with the chandelier.

      With bitterness in his heart he paid for his purchase. And then, as the old lady was wrapping up the parcel, courage suddenly returned to him. After all, she would only think him eccentric, and, anyway, what the devil did it matter what she thought?

      ‘Cucumber,’ he said, clearly and firmly.

      The old crone paused abruptly in her wrapping operations.

      ‘Eh? What did you say?’

      ‘Nothing,’ lied Anthony defiantly.

      ‘Oh! I thought you said cucumber.’

      ‘So I did,’ said Anthony defiantly.

      ‘Well,’ said the old lady. ‘Why ever didn’t you say that before? Wasting my time. Through that door there and upstairs. She’s waiting for you.’

      As though in a dream, Anthony passed through the door indicated, and climbed some extremely dirty stairs. At the top of them a door stood ajar displaying a tiny sitting-room.

      Sitting on a chair, her eyes fixed on the door, and an expression of eager expectancy on her face, was a girl.

      Such a girl! She really had the ivory pallor that Anthony had so often written about. And her eyes! Such eyes! She was not English, that could be seen at a glance. She had a foreign exotic quality which showed itself even in the costly simplicity of her dress.

      Anthony paused in the doorway, somewhat abashed. The moment of explanations seemed to have arrived. But with a cry of delight the girl rose and flew into his arms.

      ‘You have come,’ she cried. ‘You have come. Oh, the saints and the Holy Madonna be praised.’

      Anthony, never one to miss opportunities, echoed her fervently. She drew away at last, and looked up in his face with a charming shyness.

      ‘I should never have known you,’ she declared. ‘Indeed I should not.’

      ‘Wouldn’t you?’ said Anthony feebly.

      ‘No, even your eyes seem different – and you are ten times handsomer than I ever thought you would be.’

      ‘Am I?’

      To himself Anthony was saying, ‘Keep calm, my boy, keep calm. The situation is developing very nicely, but don’t lose your head.’

      ‘I may kiss you again, yes?’

      ‘Of course you can,’ said Anthony heartily. ‘As often as you like.’

      There was a very pleasant interlude.

      ‘I wonder who the devil I am?’ thought Anthony. ‘I hope to goodness the real fellow won’t turn up. What a perfect darling she is.’

      Suddenly the girl drew away from him, and a momentary terror showed in her face.

      ‘You were not followed here?’

      ‘Lord, no.’

      ‘Ah, but they are very cunning. You do not know them as well as I do. Boris, he is a fiend.’

      ‘I’ll soon settle Boris for you.’

      ‘You are a lion – yes, but a lion. As for them, they are canaille – all of them. Listen, I have it! They would have killed me had they known. I was afraid – I did not know what to do, and then I thought of you … Hush, what was that?’

      It was a sound in the shop below. Motioning to him to remain where he was, she tiptoed out on to the stairs. She returned with a white face and staring eyes.

      ‘Madre de Dios! It is the police. They are coming up here. You have a knife? A revolver? Which?’

      ‘My dear girl, you don’t expect me seriously to murder a policeman?’

      ‘Oh, but you are mad – mad! They will take you away and hang you by the neck until you’re dead.’

      ‘They’ll what?’ said Mr Eastwood, with a very unpleasant feeling going up and down his spine.

      Steps sounded on the stair.

      ‘Here they come,’ whispered the girl. ‘Deny everything. It is the only hope.’

      ‘That’s easy enough,’ admitted Mr Eastwood, sotto voce.

      In another minute two men had entered the room. They were in plain clothes, but they had an official bearing that spoke of long training. The smaller of the two, a little dark man with quiet grey eyes, was the spokesman.

      ‘I arrest you, Conrad Fleckman,’ he said, ‘for the murder of Anna Rosenburg. Anything you say will be used in evidence against you. Here is my warrant and you will do well to come quietly.’

      A half-strangled scream burst from the girl’s lips. Anthony stepped forward with a composed smile.

      ‘You are making a mistake, officer,’ he said pleasantly. ‘My name is Anthony Eastwood.’

      The two detectives seemed completely unimpressed by his statement.

      ‘We’ll see about that later,’ said one of them, the one who had not spoken before. ‘In the meantime, you come along with us.’

      ‘Conrad,’ wailed the girl. ‘Conrad, do not let them take you.’

      Anthony looked at the detectives.

      ‘You will permit me, I am sure, to say goodbye to this young lady?’

      With more decency of feeling than he had expected, the two men moved towards the door. Anthony drew the girl into the corner by the window, and spoke to her in a rapid undertone.

      ‘Listen to me. What I said was true. I am not Conrad Fleckman. When you rang up this morning, they must have given you the wrong number. My name is Anthony Eastwood. I came in answer to your appeal because – well, I came.’

      She stared at him incredulously.

      ‘You are not Conrad Fleckman?’

      ‘No.’

      ‘Oh!’ she cried, with a deep accent of distress. ‘And I kissed you!’

      ‘That’s all right,’ Mr Eastwood assured her. ‘The early Christians made a practice of that sort of thing. Jolly sensible. Now look here, I’ll tool off with these people. I shall soon prove my identity. In the meantime, they won’t worry you, and you can warn this precious Conrad of yours. Afterwards –’

      ‘Yes?’

      ‘Well – just this. My telephone number is North-western 1743 – and mind they don’t give you the wrong one.’

      She gave him an enchanting glance, half-tears, half a smile.

      ‘I shall not forget – indeed, I shall not forget.’

      ‘That’s all right then. Goodbye. I say –’

      ‘Yes?’