The Essential Booth Tarkington Collection. Booth Tarkington

smirch of 'em! What I mean is, Mildred's perfectly perfect compared to the rest of us."

      "I see," he said, and seemed to need a moment or two of thoughtfulness. Then he inquired, "What sort of treacherous things do YOU do?"

      "I? Oh, the very worst kind! Most people bore me particularly the men in this town--and I show it."

      "But I shouldn't call that treacherous, exactly."

      "Well, THEY do," Alice laughed. "It's made me a terribly unpopular character! I do a lot of things they hate. For instance, at a dance I'd a lot rather find some clever old woman and talk to her than dance with nine-tenths of these nonentities. I usually do it, too."

      "But you danced as if you liked it. You danced better than any other girl I----"

      "This flattery of yours doesn't quite turn my head, Mr. Russell," Alice interrupted. "Particularly since Mildred only gave you Ella Dowling to compare with me!"

      "Oh, no," he insisted. "There were others--and of course Mildred, herself."

      "Oh, of course, yes. I forgot that. Well----" She paused, then added, "I certainly OUGHT to dance well."

      "Why is it so much a duty?"

      "When I think of the dancing-teachers and the expense to papa! All sorts of fancy instructors--I suppose that's what daughters have fathers for, though, isn't it? To throw money away on them?"

      "You don't----" Russell began, and his look was one of alarm. "You haven't taken up----"

      She understood his apprehension and responded merrily, "Oh, murder, no! You mean you're afraid I break out sometimes in a piece of cheesecloth and run around a fountain thirty times, and then, for an encore, show how much like snakes I can make my arms look."

      "I SAID you were a mind-reader!" he exclaimed. "That's exactly what I was pretending to be afraid you might do."

      "'Pretending?' That's nicer of you. No; it's not my mania."

      "What is?"

      "Oh, nothing in particular that I know of just now. Of course I've had the usual one: the one that every girl goes through."

      "What's that?"

      "Good heavens, Mr. Russell, you can't expect me to believe you're really a man of the world if you don't know that every girl has a time in her life when she's positive she's divinely talented for the stage! It's the only universal rule about women that hasn't got an exception. I don't mean we all want to go on the stage, but we all think we'd be wonderful if we did. Even Mildred. Oh, she wouldn't confess it to you: you'd have to know her a great deal better than any man can ever know her to find out."

      "I see," he said. "Girls are always telling us we can't know them. I wonder if you----"

      She took up his thought before he expressed it, and again he was fascinated by her quickness, which indeed seemed to him almost telepathic. "Oh, but DON'T we know one another, though!" she cried.

      "Such things we have to keep secret--things that go on right before YOUR eyes!"

      "Why don't some of you tell us?" he asked.

      "We can't tell you."

      "Too much honour?"

      "No. Not even too much honour among thieves, Mr. Russell. We don't tell you about our tricks against one another because we know it wouldn't make any impression on you. The tricks aren't played against you, and you have a soft side for cats with lovely manners!"

      "What about your tricks against us?"

      "Oh, those!" Alice laughed. "We think they're rather cute!"

      "Bravo!" he cried, and hammered the ferrule of his stick upon the pavement.

      "What's the applause for?"

      "For you. What you said was like running up the black flag to the masthead."

      "Oh, no. It was just a modest little sign in a pretty flower-bed: 'Gentlemen, beware!'"

      "I see I must," he said, gallantly.

      "Thanks! But I mean, beware of the whole bloomin' garden!" Then, picking up a thread that had almost disappeared: "You needn't think you'll ever find out whether I'm right about Mildred's not being an exception by asking her," she said. "She won't tell you: she's not the sort that ever makes a confession."

      But Russell had not followed her shift to the former topic. "'Mildred's not being an exception?'" he said, vaguely. "I don't----"

      "An exception about thinking she could be a wonderful thing on the stage if she only cared to. If you asked her I'm pretty sure she'd say, 'What nonsense!' Mildred's the dearest, finest thing anywhere, but you won't find out many things about her by asking her."

      Russell's expression became more serious, as it did whenever his cousin was made their topic. "You think not?" he said. "You think she's----"

      "No. But it's not because she isn't sincere exactly. It's only because she has such a lot to live up to. She has to live up to being a girl on the grand style to herself, I mean, of course." And without pausing Alice rippled on, "You ought to have seen ME when I had the stage-fever! I used to play 'Juliet' all alone in my room.' She lifted her arms in graceful entreaty, pleading musically,

      "O, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon, That monthly changes in her circled orb, Lest thy love prove----"

      She broke off abruptly with a little flourish, snapping thumb and finger of each outstretched hand, then laughed and said, "Papa used to make such fun of me! Thank heaven, I was only fifteen; I was all over it by the next year."

      "No wonder you had the fever," Russell observed. "You do it beautifully. Why didn't you finish the line?"

      "Which one? 'Lest thy love prove likewise variable'? Juliet was saying it to a MAN, you know. She seems to have been ready to worry about his constancy pretty early in their affair!"

      Her companion was again thoughtful. "Yes," he said, seeming to be rather irksomely impressed with Alice's suggestion. "Yes; it does appear so."

      Alice glanced at his serious face, and yielded to an audacious temptation. "You mustn't take it so hard," she said, flippantly.

      "It isn't about you: it's only about Romeo and Juliet."

      "See here!" he exclaimed. "You aren't at your mind-reading again, are you? There are times when it won't do, you know!"

      She leaned toward him a little, as if companionably: they were walking slowly, and this geniality of hers brought her shoulder in light contact with his for a moment. "Do you dislike my mind-reading?" she asked, and, across their two just touching shoulders, gave him her sudden look of smiling wistfulness. "Do you hate it?"

      He shook his head. "No, I don't," he said, gravely. "It's quite pleasant. But I think it says, 'Gentlemen, beware!'"

      She instantly moved away from him, with the lawless and frank laugh of one who is delighted to be caught in a piece of hypocrisy. "How lovely!" she cried. Then she pointed ahead. "Our walk is nearly over. We're coming to the foolish little house where I live. It's a queer little place, but my father's so attached to it the family have about given up hope of getting him to build a real house farther out. He doesn't mind our being extravagant about anything else, but he won't let us alter one single thing about his precious little old house. Well!" She halted, and gave him her hand. "Adieu!"

      "I couldn't," he began; hesitated, then asked: "I couldn't come in with you for a little while?"

      "Not now," she said, quickly. "You can come----" She paused.

      "When?"

      "Almost