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      FULLY

      COHERENT

      PLAN

      FOR A NEW AND

      BETTER SOCIETY

      DAVID SHRIGLEY

      CANONGATE

      PUBLISHED IN GREAT BRITAIN

      BY CANONGATE BOOKS LTD

      14 HIGH STREET EDINBURGH EH1ITE

      CANONGATE.CO.UK.

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      COPYRIGHT © DAVID SHRIGLEY 2018

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      CHAPTER ONE

      SOCIETY IN GENERAL

      HOW IT IS

      BEGINNING / END

      LUNATICS HAVE TAKEN OVER

      THE RUNNING OF THE COUNTRY

      THIS IS NOT TRUE

      THEY ARE NOT LUNATICS

      THE FABRIC OF SOCIETY

      NEEDS TO BE WASHED

      HAS BOBBLES ON IT

      THAT NEED TO BE PICKED OFF

      IS SOMEWHAT WORN

      BUT OTHERWISE IS IN GOOD CONDITION

      AND IS NOT IN IMMEDIATE NEED

      OF REPLACEMENT

      MISTAKES

      I DROPPED A GIANT GLASS SPHERE

      FROM THE TOP OF A LADDER

      AND IT SMASHED INTO TINY PIECES

      I SHOULD NOT HAVE TAKEN IT

      UP THE LADDER

      IT WAS A MISTAKE

      DINOSAURS

      WE SHOULD LEARN FROM THIER

      MISTAKES

      BUBBLES IN THE BLENDER

      COMMON SOCIAL PLAGUES

      MOULDY PROCESS

      ENCRUSTED LEADERSHIP

      CIVIL BLIGHT

      BENDING HEAD

      MILDEW

      NEIGHBOURHOOD CANKER

      FALSE DAWN

      GROUP WILT

      STEM ROT

      ROOT ROT

      THE PROBLEM

      YOU ARE PART OF IT

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      HOW WE ARE

      WORMS AND SOCIETY

      WORMS ARE CONTENT TO WRIGGLE

      BENEATH THE EARTH.

      WHEN A WORM GETS CUT IN HALF

      EACH HALF GROWS BACK INTO

      A NEW WORM.

      IT IS INSPIRING.

      WE SHOULD LEARN FROM THEIR EXAMPLE

      WORMS PASS BY

      WORM TRACK

      NONSENSE

      SOCIETY'S

      BUM-HOLE

      (CHEAP TO LIVE HERE)

      THE RACE

      EVENTUALLY YOU MUST JOIN IN

      WE ARE NOT STUPID

      WE ARE NOT STUPID

      GUEST ROOM

      I AM VERY HAPPY

      I PLAY IN MY PLAYPEN

      GIANT

      EGG