Christmas Every Day (And Other Stories). William Dean Howells

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      Christmas Every Day (and other stories)

      WILLIAM DEAN HOWELLS

      

      

      

       Christmas every day, W. D. Howells

       Jazzybee Verlag Jürgen Beck

       86450 Altenmünster, Loschberg 9

       Deutschland

      

       ISBN: 9783849657581

      

       www.jazzybee-verlag.de

       [email protected]

      

      

      

      CONTENTS:

       CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY. 1

       TURKEYS TURNING THE TABLES. 8

       THE PONY ENGINE AND THE PACIFIC EXPRESS. 15

       THE PUMPKIN-GLORY.. 21

       BUTTERFLYFLUTTERBY AND FLUTTERBYBUTTERFLY. 31

      CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY.

      The little girl came into her papa's study, as she always did Saturday morning before breakfast, and asked for a story. He tried to beg off that morning, for he was very busy, but she would not let him. So he began:

      “Well, once there was a little pig—”

      She put her hand over his mouth and stopped him at the word. She said she had heard little pig-stories till she was perfectly sick of them.

      “Well, what kind of story shall I tell, then?”

      “About Christmas. It's getting to be the season. It's past Thanksgiving already.”

      “It seems to me,” her papa argued, “that I've told as often about Christmas as I have about little pigs.”

      “No difference! Christmas is more interesting.”

      “Well!” Her papa roused himself from his writing by a great effort. “Well, then, I'll tell you about the little girl that wanted it Christmas every day in the year. How would you like that?”

      “First-rate!” said the little girl; and she nestled into comfortable shape in his lap, ready for listening.

      “Very well, then, this little pig—Oh, what are you pounding me for?”

      “Because you said little pig instead of little girl.”

      “I should like to know what's the difference between a little pig and a little girl that wanted it Christmas every day!”

      “Papa,” said the little girl, warningly, “if you don't go on, I'll give it to you!” And at this her papa darted off like lightning, and began to tell the story as fast as he could.

      Well, once there was a little girl who liked Christmas so much that she wanted it to be Christmas every day in the year; and as soon as Thanksgiving was over she began to send postal-cards to the old Christmas Fairy to ask if she mightn't have it. But the old fairy never answered any of the postals; and after a while the little girl found out that the Fairy was pretty particular, and wouldn't notice anything but letters—not even correspondence cards in envelopes; but real letters on sheets of paper, and sealed outside with a monogram—or your initial, anyway. So, then, she began to send her letters; and in about three weeks—or just the day before Christmas, it was—she got a letter from the Fairy, saying she might have it Christmas every day for a year, and then they would see about having it longer.

      The little girl was a good deal excited already, preparing for the old-fashioned, once-a-year Christmas that was coming the next day, and perhaps the Fairy's promise didn't make such an impression on her as it would have made at some other time. She just resolved to keep it to herself, and surprise everybody with it as it kept coming true; and then it slipped out of her mind altogether.

      She had a splendid Christmas. She went to bed early, so as to let Santa Claus have a chance at the stockings, and in the morning she was up the first of anybody and went and felt them, and found hers all lumpy with packages of candy, and oranges and grapes, and pocket-books and rubber balls, and all kinds of small presents, and her big brother's with nothing but the tongs in them, and her young lady sister's with a new silk umbrella, and her papa's and mamma's with potatoes and pieces of coal wrapped up in tissue-paper, just as they always had every Christmas. Then she waited around till the rest of the family were up, and she was the first to burst into the library, when the doors were opened, and look at the large presents laid out on the library-table—books, and portfolios, and boxes of stationery, and breastpins, and dolls, and little stoves, and dozens of handkerchiefs, and ink-stands, and skates, and snow-shovels, and photograph-frames, and little easels, and boxes of water-colors, and Turkish paste, and nougat, and candied cherries, and dolls' houses, and waterproofs—and the big Christmas-tree, lighted and standing in a waste-basket in the middle.

      She had a splendid Christmas all day. She ate so much candy that she did not want any breakfast; and the whole forenoon the presents kept pouring in that the expressman had not had time to deliver the night before; and she went round giving the presents she had got for other people, and came home and ate turkey and cranberry for dinner, and plum-pudding and nuts and raisins and oranges and more candy, and then went out and coasted, and came in with a stomach-ache, crying; and her papa said he would see if his house was turned into that sort of fool's paradise another year; and they had a light supper, and pretty early everybody went to bed cross.

      Here the little girl pounded her papa in the back, again.

      “Well, what now? Did I say pigs?”

      “You made them act like pigs.”

      “Well, didn't they?”

      “No matter; you oughtn't to put it into a story.”

      “Very well, then, I'll take it all out.”

      Her father went on:

      The little girl slept very heavily, and she slept very late, but she was wakened at last by the other children dancing round her bed with their stockings full of presents in their hands.

      “What is it?” said the little girl, and she rubbed her eyes and tried to rise up in bed.

      “Christmas! Christmas! Christmas!” they all shouted, and waved their stockings.

      “Nonsense! It was Christmas yesterday.”

      Her brothers and sisters just laughed. “We don't know about that. It's Christmas to-day, anyway. You come into the library and see.”

      Then all at once it flashed on the little girl that the Fairy was keeping her promise, and her year of Christmases was beginning. She was dreadfully sleepy, but she sprang up like a lark—a lark that had overeaten itself and gone to bed cross—and darted into the library. There it was again! Books, and portfolios, and boxes of stationery, and breastpins—

      “You needn't go over it all, papa; I guess I can remember just what was there,” said the little girl.

      Well, and there was the Christmas-tree blazing away, and the family picking out their presents, but looking pretty sleepy, and her father perfectly puzzled, and her mother ready to cry. “I'm sure I don't