Oz, the Complete Paperback Collection. L. Frank Baum

would be heartless to chop down those pretty creatures," said he, despondently. "and yet I do not know how else we can proceed upon our way"

      "They looked to me strangely like the faces of the Army of Revolt," mused the Scarecrow. "But I cannot conceive how the girls could have followed us here so quickly."

      "I believe it's magic," said Tip, positively, "and that someone is playing a trick upon us. I've known old Mombi do things like that before. Probably it's nothing more than an illusion, and there are no sunflowers here at all."

      "Then let us shut our eyes and walk forward," suggested the Woodman.

      "Excuse me," replied the Scarecrow. "My eyes are not painted to shut. Because you happen to have tin eyelids, you must not imagine we are all built in the same way."

      "And the eyes of the Saw-Horse are knot eyes," said Jack, leaning forward to examine them.

      "Nevertheless, you must ride quickly forward," commanded Tip, "and we will follow after you and so try to escape. My eyes are already so dazzled that I can scarcely see."

      So the Pumpkinhead rode boldly forward, and Tip grasped the stub tail of the Saw-Horse and followed with closed eyes. The Scarecrow and the Tin Woodman brought up the rear, and before they had gone many yards a Joyful shout from Jack announced that the way was clear before them.

      Then all paused to look backward, but not a trace of the field of sunflowers remained.

      More cheerfully, now they proceeded upon their Journey; but old Mombi had so changed the appearance of the landscape that they would surely have been lost had not the Scarecrow wisely concluded to take their direction from the sun. For no witch-craft could change the course of the sun, and it was therefore a safe guide.

      However, other difficulties lay before them. The Saw-Horse stepped into a rabbit hole and fell to the ground. The Pumpkinhead was pitched high into the air, and his history would probably have ended at that exact moment had not the Tin Woodman skillfully caught the pumpkin as it descended and saved it from injury.

      Tip soon had it fitted to the neck again and replaced Jack upon his feet. But the Saw-Horse did not escape so easily. For when his leg was pulled from the rabbit hole it was found to be broken short off, and must be replaced or repaired before he could go a step farther.

      "This is quite serious," said the Tin Woodman. "If there were trees near by I might soon manufacture another leg for this animal; but I cannot see even a shrub for miles around."

      "And there are neither fences nor houses in this part of the land of Oz," added the Scarecrow, disconsolately.

      "Then what shall we do?" enquired the boy.

      "I suppose I must start my brains working," replied his Majesty the Scarecrow; "for experience has, taught me that I can do anything if I but take time to think it out."

      "Let us all think," said Tip; "and perhaps we shall find a way to repair the Saw-Horse."

      So they sat in a row upon the grass and began to think, while the Saw-Horse occupied itself by gazing curiously upon its broken limb.

      "Does it hurt?" asked the Tin Woodman, in a soft, sympathetic voice.

      "Not in the least," returned the Saw-Horse; "but my pride is injured to find that my anatomy is so brittle."

      For a time the little group remained in silent thought. Presently the Tin Woodman raised his head and looked over the fields.

      "What sort of creature is that which approaches us?" he asked, wonderingly.

      The others followed his gaze, and discovered coming toward them the most extraordinary object they had ever beheld. It advanced quickly and noiselessly over the soft grass and in a few minutes stood before the adventurers and regarded them with an astonishment equal to their own.

      The Scarecrow was calm under all circumstances.

      "Good morning!" he said, politely.

      The stranger removed his hat with a flourish, bowed very low, and then responded:

      "Good morning, one and all. I hope you are, as an aggregation, enjoying excellent health. Permit me to present my card."

      With this courteous speech it extended a card toward the Scarecrow, who accepted it, turned it over and over, and handed it with a shake of his head to Tip.

      The boy read aloud:

      "MR. H. M. WOGGLE-BUG, T. E."

      "Dear me!" ejaculated the Pumpkinhead, staring somewhat intently.

      "How very peculiar!" said the Tin Woodman.

      Tip's eyes were round and wondering, and the Saw-Horse uttered a sigh and turned away its head.

      "Are you really a Woggle-Bug?" enquired the Scarecrow.

      "Most certainly, my dear sir!" answered the stranger, briskly. "Is not my name upon the card?"

      "It is," said the Scarecrow. "But may I ask what 'H. M.' stands for?"

      "'H. M.' means Highly Magnified," returned the Woggle-Bug, proudly.

      "Oh, I see." The Scarecrow viewed the stranger critically. "And are you, in truth, highly magnified?"

      "Sir," said the Woggle-Bug, "I take you for a gentleman of judgment and discernment. Does it not occur to you that I am several thousand times greater than any Woggle-Bug you ever saw before? Therefore it is plainly evident that I am Highly Magnified, and there is no good reason why you should doubt the fact."

      "Pardon me," returned the Scarecrow. "My brains are slightly mixed since I was last laundered. Would it be improper for me to ask, also, what the 'T.E.' at the end of your name stands for?"

      "Those letters express my degree," answered the Woggle-Bug, with a condescending smile. "To be more explicit, the initials mean that I am Thoroughly Educated."

      "Oh!" said the Scarecrow, much relieved.

      Tip had not yet taken his eyes off this wonderful personage. What he saw was a great, round, buglike body supported upon two slender legs which ended in delicate feet—the toes curling upward. The body of the Woggle-Bug was rather flat, and judging from what could be seen of it was of a glistening dark brown color upon the back, while the front was striped with alternate bands of light brown and white, blending together at the edges. Its arms were fully as slender as its legs, and upon a rather long neck was perched its head—not unlike the head of a man, except that its nose ended in a curling antenna, or "feeler," and its ears from the upper points bore antennae that decorated the sides of its head like two miniature, curling pig tails. It must be admitted that the round, black eyes were rather bulging in appearance; but the expression upon the Woggle-Bug's face was by no means unpleasant.

      For dress the insect wore a dark-blue swallowtail coat with a yellow silk lining and a flower in the button-hole; a vest of white duck that stretched tightly across the wide body; knickerbockers of fawn-colored plush, fastened at the knees with gilt buckles; and, perched upon its small head, was jauntily set a tall silk hat.

      Standing upright before our amazed friends the Woggle-Bug appeared to be fully as tall as the Tin Woodman; and surely no bug in all the Land of Oz had ever before attained so enormous a size.

      "I confess," said the Scarecrow, "that your abrupt appearance has caused me surprise, and no doubt has startled my companions. I hope, however, that this circumstance will not distress you. We shall probably get used to you in time."

      "Do not apologize, I beg of you!" returned the Woggle-Bug, earnestly. "It affords me great pleasure to surprise people; for surely I cannot be classed with ordinary insects and am entitled to both curiosity and admiration from those I meet."

      "You are, indeed," agreed his Majesty.

      "If you will permit me to seat myself in your august company," continued the stranger, "I will gladly relate my history, so that you will be better able to comprehend my unusual—may I say remarkable?—appearance."

      "You may say what