The Old Maids' Club. Israel Zangwill

send it me in a billet-doux."

      "That is also commonplace. Besides, he may know that all your letters are delivered to me, and opened by me. The fact has often enough appeared in print."

      "Ah, yes, but genius will find out a way. You remember Lieutenant Campbell, who was so hit the moment he saw me as Perdita that he went across the road to the telegraph-office and wired, 'Meet me at supper, top floor, Piccadilly Restaurant, 11.15,' so that the doorkeeper sent the message direct to the prompter, who gave it me as I came off with Florizel and Camilla. That is the sort of man I admire!"

      "But you soon tired of him, darling."

      "Oh, mother! How can you say so? I loved him the whole run of the piece."

      "Yes, dear, but it was only Shakespeare."

      "Would you have love a Burlesque? 'A Winter's Tale' is long enough for any flirtation. Let me see, was it Campbell or Belfort who shot himself? I for——oh! oh! that hairpin is irritating me, mother."

      "There! There! Is that easier?"

      "Thanks! There's only the Man in the Ironed Mask irritating me now. His dumb admiration provokes me."

      "But you provoke his dumb admiration. And are you sure it is admiration?"

      "People don't go to see Shakespeare seventeen times. I wonder who he is—an Italian count most likely. Ah, how his teeth flash beneath his moustache!"

       "You make me feel quite curious about him. Do you think I could peep at him from the wing?"

      "No, mother, you shall not be put to the inconvenience. It would give you a crick in your neck. If you desire to see him, I will send for him."

      "Very well, dear," said the older woman submissively, for she was accustomed to the gratification of her daughter's whims.

      So when the Man in the Ironed Mask resumed his seat, a programme girl slipped a note into his hand. He read it, his face impassive as his Ironed Mask. When the play was over, he sauntered round to the squalid court in which the stage door was located and stalked nonchalantly up the stairs. The doorkeeper was too impressed by his air not to take him for granted. He seemed to go on instinctively till he arrived at a door placarded, "Miss Clorinda Bell—Private."

      He knocked, and the silvery accents he had been listening to all the evening bade him come in. The beautiful Clorinda, clad in diaphanous white and radiating perfumes, received him with an intoxicating smile.

      "It is so kind of you to come and see me," she said.

      He made a stately inclination. "The obligation is mine," he said. "I am greatly interested in the drama. This is the seventeenth time I have been to see you."

      "I meant here," she said piqued, though the smile stayed on.

      "Oh, but I understood——" His eyes wandered interrogatively about the room.

      "Yes, I know my mother is out," she replied. "She is on the stage picking up the bouquets. I believe she sent you a note. I do not know why she wants to see you, but she will be back soon. If you do not mind being left alone with me——"

       "Pray do not apologize, Miss Bell," he said considerately.

      "It is so good of you to say so. Won't you sit down?"

      The Man in the Ironed Mask sat down beside the dazzling Clorinda and stared expectantly at the door. There was a tense silence. His cloak hung negligently upon his shoulders. He held his crush hat calmly in his hand.

      Clorinda was highly chagrined. She felt as if she could slap his face and kiss the place to make it well.

      "Did you like the play?" she said, at last.

      He elevated his dark eyebrows. "Is it not obvious?"

      "Not entirely. You might come to see the players."

      "Quite so, quite so."

      He leaned his handsome head on his arm and looked pensively at the floor. It was some moments before he broke the silence again. But it was only by rising to his feet. He walked towards the door.

      "I am sorry I cannot stay any longer," he said.

      "Oh, no! You mustn't go without seeing my mother. She will be terribly disappointed."

      "Not less so than myself at missing her. Good-night, Miss Bell." He made his prim, courtly bow.

      "Oh, but you must see her! Come again to-morrow night, anyhow," exclaimed Clorinda desperately. And when his footsteps had died away down the stairs, she could not repress several tears of vexation. Then she looked hurriedly into a little mirror and marvelled silently.

      "Is he gone already?" said her mother, entering after knocking cautiously at the door.

      "Yes, he is insane."

      "Madly in love with you?"

      "Madly out of love with me."

      He came again the next night, stolid and courteous. To Clorinda's infinite regret her mother had been taken ill and had gone home early in the carriage. It was raining hard. Clorinda would be reduced to a hansom. "They call it the London gondola," she said, "but it is least comfortable when there's most water. You have to be framed in like a cucumber in a hothouse."

      "Indeed! Personally I never travel in hansoms. And from what you tell me I should not like to make the experiment to-night. Good-bye, Miss Bell; present my regrets to your mother."

      "Deuce take the donkey! He might at least offer me a seat in his carriage," thought Clorinda. Aloud she said: "Under the circumstances may I venture to ask you to see my mother at the house? Here is our private address. Won't you come to tea to-morrow?"

      He took the card, bowed silently and withdrew.

      In such wise the courtship proceeded for some weeks, the invalid being confined to her room at teatime and occupied in picking up bouquets by night. He always came to tea in his cloak, and wore his Ironed Mask, and was extremely solicitous about Clorinda's mother. It became evident that so long as he had the ghost of an excuse for talking of the absent, he would never talk of Clorinda herself. At last she was reduced to intimating that she would be found at the matinée of a new piece next day (to be given at the theatre by a débutante) and that there would be plenty of room in her box. Clorinda was determined to eliminate her mother, who was now become an impediment instead of a pretext.

      But when the afternoon came, she looked for him in vain. She chatted lightly with the acting-manager, who was lounging in the vestibule, but her eye was scanning the horizon feverishly.

      "Is this woman going to be a success?" she asked.

      "Oh, yes," said the acting-manager promptly.

      "How do you know?"

       "I just saw the flowers drive up."

      "I just saw the flowers drive up."

      Clorinda laughed. "What's the piece like?"

      "I only saw one rehearsal. It seemed great twaddle. But the low com. has got a good catchword, so there's some chance of its going into the evening bills."

      "Oh, by the way, have you seen anything of that—that—the man in the Ironed Mask, I think they call him?"

       "Do you mean here—this afternoon?"

      "Yes."

      "No. Do you expect him?"

      "Oh, no; but I was wondering if he would turn up. I hear he is so fond of this theatre."

      "Bless your soul, he'd never be seen at a matinée."

      "Why not?" asked Clorinda, her heart fluttering violently.

      "Because he'd have to be in morning dress," said the actor-manager, laughing