Doctor Thorne (Unabridged). Anthony Trollope

inspired lover. But, nevertheless, there had been warmth, and a reality in it not in itself repulsive; and Mary’s anger—anger? no, not anger—her objections to the declarations were probably not based on the absurdity of her lover’s language.

      We are inclined to think that these matters are not always discussed by mortal lovers in the poetically passionate phraseology which is generally thought to be appropriate for their description. A man cannot well describe that which he has never seen nor heard; but the absolute words and acts of one such scene did once come to the author’s knowledge. The couple were by no means plebeian, or below the proper standard of high bearing and high breeding; they were a handsome pair, living among educated people, sufficiently given to mental pursuits, and in every way what a pair of polite lovers ought to be. The all-important conversation passed in this wise. The site of the passionate scene was the seashore, on which they were walking, in autumn.

      Gentleman. “Well, Miss ––––, the long and short of it is this: here I am; you can take me or leave me.”

      Lady—scratching a gutter on the sand with her parasol, so as to allow a little salt water to run out of one hole into another. “Of course, I know that’s all nonsense.”

      Gentleman. “Nonsense! By Jove, it isn’t nonsense at all: come, Jane; here I am: come, at any rate you can say something.”

      Lady. “Yes, I suppose I can say something.”

      Gentleman. “Well, which is it to be; take me or leave me?”

      Lady—very slowly, and with a voice perhaps hardly articulate, carrying on, at the same time, her engineering works on a wider scale. “Well, I don’t exactly want to leave you.”

      And so the matter was settled: settled with much propriety and satisfaction; and both the lady and gentleman would have thought, had they ever thought about the matter at all, that this, the sweetest moment of their lives, had been graced by all the poetry by which such moments ought to be hallowed.

      When Mary had, as she thought, properly subdued young Frank, the offer of whose love she, at any rate, knew was, at such a period of his life, an utter absurdity, then she found it necessary to subdue herself. What happiness on earth could be greater than the possession of such a love, had the true possession been justly and honestly within her reach? What man could be more lovable than such a man as would grow from such a boy? And then, did she not love him,—love him already, without waiting for any change? Did she not feel that there was that about him, about him and about herself, too, which might so well fit them for each other? It would be so sweet to be the sister of Beatrice, the daughter of the squire, to belong to Greshamsbury as a part and parcel of itself.

      But though she could not restrain these thoughts, it never for a moment occurred to her to take Frank’s offer in earnest. Though she was a grown woman, he was still a boy. He would have to see the world before he settled in it, and would change his mind about woman half a score of times before he married. Then, too, though she did not like the Lady Arabella, she felt that she owed something, if not to her kindness, at least to her forbearance; and she knew, felt inwardly certain, that she would be doing wrong, that the world would say she was doing wrong, that her uncle would think her wrong, if she endeavoured to take advantage of what had passed.

      She had not for an instant doubted; not for a moment had she contemplated it as possible that she should ever become Mrs Gresham because Frank had offered to make her so; but, nevertheless, she could not help thinking of what had occurred—of thinking of it, most probably much more than Frank did himself.

      A day or two afterwards, on the evening before Frank’s birthday, she was alone with her uncle, walking in the garden behind their house, and she then essayed to question him, with the object of learning if she were fitted by her birth to be the wife of such a one as Frank Gresham. They were in the habit of walking there together when he happened to be at home of a summer’s evening. This was not often the case, for his hours of labour extended much beyond those usual to the upper working world, the hours, namely, between breakfast and dinner; but those minutes that they did thus pass together, the doctor regarded as perhaps the pleasantest of his life.

      “Uncle,” said she, after a while, “what do you think of this marriage of Miss Gresham’s?”

      “Well, Minnie”—such was his name of endearment for her—”I can’t say I have thought much about it, and I don’t suppose anybody else has either.”

      “She must think about it, of course; and so must he, I suppose.”

      “I’m not so sure of that. Some folks would never get married if they had to trouble themselves with thinking about it.”

      “I suppose that’s why you never got married, uncle?”

      “Either that, or thinking of it too much. One is as bad as the other.”

      Mary had not contrived to get at all near her point as yet; so she had to draw off, and after a while begin again.

      “Well, I have been thinking about it, at any rate, uncle.”

      “That’s very good of you; that will save me the trouble; and perhaps save Miss Gresham too. If you have thought it over thoroughly, that will do for all.”

      “I believe Mr Moffat is a man of no family.”

      “He’ll mend in that point, no doubt, when he has got a wife.”

      “Uncle, you’re a goose; and what is worse, a very provoking goose.”

      “Niece, you’re a gander; and what is worse, a very silly gander. What is Mr Moffat’s family to you and me? Mr Moffat has that which ranks above family honours. He is a very rich man.”

      “Yes,” said Mary, “I know he is rich; and a rich man I suppose can buy anything—except a woman that is worth having.”

      “A rich man can buy anything,” said the doctor; “not that I meant to say that Mr Moffat has bought Miss Gresham. I have no doubt that they will suit each other very well,” he added with an air of decisive authority, as though he had finished the subject.

      But his niece was determined not to let him pass so. “Now, uncle,” said she, “you know you are pretending to a great deal of worldly wisdom, which, after all, is not wisdom at all in your eyes.”

      “Am I?”

      “You know you are: and as for the impropriety of discussing Miss Gresham’s marriage—”

      “I did not say it was improper.”

      “Oh, yes, you did; of course such things must be discussed. How is one to have an opinion if one does not get it by looking at the things which happen around us?”

      “Now I am going to be blown up,” said Dr Thorne.

      “Dear uncle, do be serious with me.”

      “Well, then, seriously, I hope Miss Gresham will be very happy as Mrs Moffat.”

      “Of course you do: so do I. I hope it as much as I can hope what I don’t at all see ground for expecting.”

      “People constantly hope without any such ground.”

      “Well, then, I’ll hope in this case. But, uncle—”

      “Well, my dear?”

      “I want your opinion, truly and really. If you were a girl—”

      “I am perfectly unable to give any opinion founded on so strange an hypothesis.”

      “Well; but if you were a marrying man.”

      “The hypothesis is quite as much out of my way.”

      “But, uncle, I am a girl, and perhaps I may marry;—or at any rate think of marrying some day.”

      “The latter alternative is certainly possible enough.”

      “Therefore, in seeing a friend taking such a step, I cannot but speculate on the matter as though