FANTASTICAL ADVENTURES – L. Frank Baum Edition (Childhood Essentials Library). Лаймен Фрэнк Баум

even if you are starving,” declared the little man, in a stern voice. “They are the only things I have to prove I’m a wizard.”

      “How did they happen to be so little?” asked Dorothy. “I never saw such small pigs before.”

      “They are from the Island of Teenty-Weent,” said the Wizard, “where everything is small because it’s a small island. A sailor brought them to Los Angeles and I gave him nine tickets to the circus for them.”

      “But what am I going to eat?” wailed the kitten, sitting in front of Dorothy and looking pleadingly into her face. “There are no cows here to give milk; or any mice, or even grasshoppers. And if I can’t eat the piglets you may as well plant me at once and raise catsup.”

      “I have an idea,” said the Wizard, “that there are fishes in these brooks. Do you like fish?”

      “Fish!” cried the kitten. “Do I like fish? Why, they’re better than piglets—or even milk!”

      “Then I’ll try to catch you some,” said he.

      “But won’t they be veg’table, like everything else here?” asked the kitten.

      “I think not. Fishes are not animals, and they are as cold and moist as the vegetables themselves. There is no reason, that I can see, why they may not exist in the waters of this strange country.”

      Then the Wizard bent a pin for a hook and took a long piece of string from his pocket for a fishline. The only bait he could find was a bright red blossom from a flower; but he knew fishes are easy to fool if anything bright attracts their attention, so he decided to try the blossom. Having thrown the end of his line in the water of a nearby brook he soon felt a sharp tug that told him a fish had bitten and was caught on the bent pin; so the little man drew in the string and, sure enough, the fish came with it and was landed safely on the shore, where it began to flop around in great excitement.

      The fish was fat and round, and its scales glistened like beautifully cut jewels set close together; but there was no time to examine it closely, for Eureka made a jump and caught it between her claws, and in a few moments it had entirely disappeared.

      “Oh, Eureka!” cried Dorothy, “did you eat the bones?”

      “If it had any bones, I ate them,” replied the kitten, composedly, as it washed its face after the meal. “But I don’t think that fish had any bones, because I didn’t feel them scratch my throat.”

      “You were very greedy,” said the girl.

      “I was very hungry,” replied the kitten.

      The little pigs had stood huddled in a group, watching this scene with frightened eyes.

      “Cats are dreadful creatures!” said one of them.

      “I’m glad we are not fishes!” said another.

      “Don’t worry,” Dorothy murmured, soothingly, “I’ll not let the kitten hurt you.”

      Then she happened to remember that in a corner of her suit-case were one or two crackers that were left over from her luncheon on the train, and she went to the buggy and brought them. Eureka stuck up her nose at such food, but the tiny piglets squealed delightedly at the sight of the crackers and ate them up in a jiffy.

      “Now let us go back to the city,” suggested the Wizard. “That is, if Jim has had enough of the pink grass.”

      The cab-horse, who was browsing near, lifted his head with a sigh.

      “I’ve tried to eat a lot while I had the chance,” said he, “for it’s likely to be a long while between meals in this strange country. But I’m ready to go, now, at any time you wish.”

      So, after the Wizard had put the piglets back into his inside pocket, where they cuddled up and went to sleep, the three climbed into the buggy and Jim started back to the town.

      “Where shall we stay?” asked the girl.

      “I think I shall take possession of the House of the Sorcerer,” replied the Wizard; “for the Prince said in the presence of his people that he would keep me until they picked another Sorcerer, and the new Princess won’t know but that we belong there.”

      They agreed to this plan, and when they reached the great square Jim drew the buggy into the big door of the domed hall.

      “It doesn’t look very homelike,” said Dorothy, gazing around at the bare room. “But it’s a place to stay, anyhow.”

      “What are those holes up there?” enquired the boy, pointing to some openings that appeared near the top of the dome.

      “They look like doorways,” said Dorothy; “only there are no stairs to get to them.”

      “You forget that stairs are unnecessary,” observed the Wizard. “Let us walk up, and see where the doors lead to.”

      With this he began walking in the air toward the high openings, and Dorothy and Zeb followed him. It was the same sort of climb one experiences when walking up a hill, and they were nearly out of breath when they came to the row of openings, which they perceived to be doorways leading into halls in the upper part of the house. Following these halls they discovered many small rooms opening from them, and some were furnished with glass benches, tables and chairs. But there were no beds at all.

      “I wonder if these people never sleep,” said the girl.

      “Why, there seems to be no night at all in this country,” Zeb replied. “Those colored suns are exactly in the same place they were when we came, and if there is no sunset there can be no night.”

      “Very true,” agreed the Wizard. “But it is a long time since I have had any sleep, and I’m tired. So I think I shall lie down upon one of these hard glass benches and take a nap.”

      “I will, too,” said Dorothy, and chose a little room at the end of the hall.

      Zeb walked down again to unharness Jim, who, when he found himself free, rolled over a few times and then settled down to sleep, with Eureka nestling comfortably beside his big, boney body. Then the boy returned to one of the upper rooms, and in spite of the hardness of the glass bench was soon deep in slumberland.

      6. The Mangaboos Prove Dangerous

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      When the Wizard awoke the six colored suns were shining down upon the Land of the Mangaboos just as they had done ever since his arrival. The little man, having had a good sleep, felt rested and refreshed, and looking through the glass partition of the room he saw Zeb sitting up on his bench and yawning. So the Wizard went in to him.

      “Zeb,” said he, “my balloon is of no further use in this strange country, so I may as well leave it on the square where it fell. But in the basket-car are some things I would like to keep with me. I wish you would go and fetch my satchel, two lanterns, and a can of kerosene oil that is under the seat. There is nothing else that I care about.”

      So the boy went willingly upon the errand, and by the time he had returned Dorothy was awake. Then the three held a counsel to decide what they should do next, but could think of no way to better their condition.

      “I don’t like these veg’table people,” said the little girl. “They’re cold and flabby, like cabbages, in spite of their prettiness.”

      “I agree with you. It is because there is no warm blood in them,” remarked the Wizard.

      “And they have no hearts; so they can’t love anyone—not even themselves,” declared the boy.

      “The Princess is lovely to look at,” continued Dorothy, thoughtfully; “but I don’t care much for her, after all. If there was any other place to go, I’d like to go there.”

      “But