Юмор & Сатира. Не для сортира. Валерий Ларченко

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Название Юмор & Сатира. Не для сортира
Автор произведения Валерий Ларченко
Жанр Юмор: прочее
Серия
Издательство Юмор: прочее
Год выпуска 0
isbn 9785449809261



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Вот что деньги делают!

      Друг мой недавно с тещей поругался. Слово за слово, короче, хватает он ее за шиворот и… выбрасывает через балкон… Да нет, не разбилась! Ну и что, 8-й этаж? … Оказалась, у его тещи прокладки с крылышками. Так она круг по микрорайону сделала и вернулась. На перила балконные села и каркает: «Ну что, зятек, соскучился?»…

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