Caught In The Middle. Gayle Roper

light turned down the alley, I ran to the parking area. Soon I was standing under my gray umbrella surrounded by men in dripping, bright-orange slickers with POLICE written in black on their backs.

      “First question,” said one. “Did you touch anything?”

      I shook my head, horrified at the thought.

      “Okay, then,” he said. “What happened?”

      “I was going to get a case of sodas out of my trunk. I opened it and there was this body.”

      He looked at me, eyebrows raised, waiting for more. “That’s it?”

      I looked back, aghast. “A body isn’t enough?”

      He smiled. “Open the trunk for us, please.”

      Obediently, I did. “See?” I pointed helpfully at the corpse sprawled on top of a cardboard box filled with two dozen cans of decaf Diet Coke.

      I swallowed convulsively and looked away. My stomach was teeming with acid, and my mouth tasted like metal. The flashing lights and the crackling car radios did nothing to ease my tension.

      The policeman, a beefy man with a heavily seamed face, studied the body.

      “Who is he?”

      I stared at the policeman, thunderstruck. “How should I know?”

      “It is your car,” said the policeman reasonably.

      “Well, it isn’t my body!”

      “Oh.” The policeman’s voice was neither believing nor disbelieving. “Then you’ve looked at him well enough to know you don’t recognize him?”

      I swallowed hard a couple of times against the thought of studying the man. “Are you kidding? I haven’t gone near him. See me? I’m standing with my back to the car so I don’t have to look at him.”

      “Then how do you know you don’t know him?”

      “I just know.”

      “Uh-huh. Well, why don’t you tell me exactly what happened here tonight.”

      I had never felt so unreal in my life. My car was now bathed in bright light supplied by portable generators rumbling in a van with RESCUE in red-and-gold letters on its white side. Two policemen were trying to arrange a plastic tarp to shield the whole area from the weather. One tied some ropes to the creaky lilac, and the other hammered some pegs into the macadam of the parking area and looped ropes around them.

      The vanity license plate my brother, Sam, had given me for my birthday mocked the intense scene. MERRY, it read.

      “So you’ll remember who you are, and so you’ll remember to be happy,” he said when he gave it to me. What he wasn’t saying was that he wanted me to forget Jack, but I knew. I had looked at the plate, knowing the love and concern that went into his ordering it, knowing he couldn’t have foretold that my romantic trials would force me to decide to move just when he planned to give it to me. But the truth was that MERRY was a heart-piercing reminder of the un-Merry person I had become.

      Now my car, my trunk, my parking lot, even MERRY had become police business.

      I sighed as I watched another heavy peg pounded into the macadam. Hopefully my landlord would understand that it was the police who had made the holes in his parking area, not me. Somehow, knowing Mr. Jacobs, I doubted it.

      “Miss Kramer, please tell me what happened here tonight,” the policeman repeated.

      I forced my eyes from the activity and looked at him. “Nothing much happened here,” I said. “I opened my trunk, and there he was. I closed my trunk, hoping he’d go away. I opened my trunk and he was still there. I called you.”

      “That’s it?”

      “That’s it.”

      A car squealed into the alley behind the official cars. A man climbed out and walked authoritatively toward the open trunk. He leaned under the protective plastic and around the men taking photographs, studied the situation, then walked to the policeman and me.

      As he watched the approaching man, the policeman snorted, little puffs of foggy breath erupting from each nostril. “The press already! That’s all we need.”

      “Don!” I said as I flung myself at the man. He ducked to miss the points of my umbrella and patted me comfortingly on the back.

      “It’ll be okay,” he said as though to a crying child. “It’ll be okay.”

      Suddenly I realized that I had thrown myself at my boss, a man with whom I had only the most superficial of working relationships, a man I had on a pedestal. Ever since I’d gone into journalism and realized what editors did in putting together a newspaper every day, I had been in awe of them. And here I was, hanging all over my editor like a Southern belle with the vapors. I pulled back in embarrassment but was glad when he kept a comforting hand on my shoulder.

      “Don, there’s a body in my trunk,” I said.

      “I noticed. Who is he?”

      I glared at him. “Why does everyone think I know him?”

      “It is your car.”

      “That doesn’t mean I know him! I suppose you think I put him there, too?”

      “Did you?” asked the policeman.

      I blinked, my anger gone as quickly as it had come.

      “You don’t really think I did, do you?” I could feel the handcuffs already.

      The policeman shrugged. “Someone put him there.”

      “Well, it wasn’t me.” I hoped I sounded confident. “If he were really my body, I’d put him in someone else’s car.” I looked from the policeman to Don. “That only makes sense, right?”

      The policeman shrugged.

      Don smiled.

      I shivered. “I think I’ll go inside.”

      I sat forlornly in my living room for a few minutes seeing the bright light from the generators through the tall windows. That was a nice thing about old buildings—tall windows.

      Restless, I got up, went to my minuscule kitchen and put some water on to boil. People would be in soon, and hot drinks would be welcomed. Personally, I still wanted my Coke and Oreos, but there was no way I had the nerve to get a can from the trunk, even if they let me.

      Ten minutes later, the policeman, whose name was Sergeant William Poole, sat carefully in my blue wing chair, his hair hanging damply on his forehead and his shirt gaping a bit about the belly. A mug full of coffee sat on the end table beside him, and he had a clipboard in one hand and a pen in the other. “All right, Miss Kramer, tell me all about it. In fact, why don’t you tell me about your whole day.”

      I nodded. “Okay.” I cleared my throat nervously. “This morning I drove my car to Taggart’s garage for its annual state inspection. Jolene Meister, the secretary from work, picked me up at the garage at six forty-five.”

      “Where do you work?”

      “At The News.”

      “Then he’s your boss?” Sergeant Poole nodded at Don Eldredge, who was sitting comfortably on the sofa.

      “Yes, he’s my boss.”

      “You been at The News long?”

      “About three months. I started just after Labor Day.”

      “What do you do?”

      “I’m a general reporter and feature writer.” Which sounded more glamorous than the gofer I often felt like.

      “Have you lived in Amhearst long?”

      “Since Labor Day weekend.”

      “Where do you come