The Pursuit of Alice Thrift. Elinor Lipman

of Betty’s memory. Imagine living for ninety-four years and getting eulogized under another name. And who the hell was Barbara?

      When the crowd thinned and the cousins drove away, Ray and my mother moved on from ministerial misdeeds to fiber art. I had to remind him that we had a long drive ahead, and that I had to be back at work at six A.M.

      “You’re not staying over?” my mother cried.

      “We’ve discussed this,” I said.

      “One day off for the death of a grandparent?” my father said. “What kind of hospital is that?”

      “A five-hundred-bed teaching hospital,” I said.

      “The show must go on,” said Ray.

      “Call her department. Let them page the goddamn head of surgery,” my mother said. “Tell him it’s an outrage. I need my daughter here.”

      I darted between my father and the kitchen door. “Dad,” I said. “Please don’t. It’s not like a regular job. We don’t take sick days. No one asks for a day off unless it’s life or death.”

      “Which this is,” my mother said.

      Ray took her hand. “Mrs. Thrift? What if we stayed for another coupla hours?”

      “Alice makes up her own mind,” she said.

      Ray guided her to a dining room wall where they stood in front of “Flotsam and Jet Set.” “Of the ones on the first floor, this is my favorite,” said Ray.

      In docent fashion, my mother asked if he could explain why.

      “The seaweed. The lobster claw. It reminds me of home.”

      “Can you tell that the wood is charred? I think it must have been kindling for a clambake.” She pointed to a crumpled piece of paper. “This was a contrivance on my part, but I’m not apologizing for it.”

      Ray moved closer, cocked his head, and read, “Nokia Issues a Profit Warning.”

      “From The Wall Street Journal, obviously. Which I found in the trash and not, strictly speaking, on the beach.”

      “Do all your canvases tell a story?” he asked.

      My mother said they did, but not her story. The beholder’s. Each composition was a Rorschach test. If someone saw, for example, capitalism or disorder or impotence—whatever one would call it—that justified her flexing her artistic muscles to add, for example, a piece of newsprint that wasn’t necessarily organic to the site.

      “I’m all for flexing artistic muscles,” said Ray.

      “The majority of my pieces are pure fiber. This one’s atypical, and for some reason I felt it belonged here, around food.”

      Ray said he’d entered this room solely for the artwork, but as long as he was here, he’d have a few shrimps for the road. What a spread. What generosity. What a wonderful family we were.

      

      I FOUND FREDERICK and my father at the stove, drinking scotch and eating Frederick’s signature spiced nuts directly from the sauté pan.

      “Way too much food,” said my father in greeting.

      “I told Joyce that people don’t eat after a funeral, but she’s always afraid of running short,” said Frederick.

      “How’s this: Next time you’ll pretend to follow her orders, but you’ll only make what you think is the right amount,” said my father.

      “Just what Frederick needs,” I said.

      “What’s that?” asked my father.

      “More authority.”

      “Your daughter’s employing irony,” said Frederick. “She thinks I wasn’t as obsequious as I should have been with her boyfriend.”

      “Ray is not my boyfriend,” I said.

      “I just can’t see it,” he explained. “Someone as serious as Alice—not just academically but also in the joie de vivre sense—who takes up with a traveling salesman. Your parents didn’t send you to MIT and Harvard so you could practice medicine from a trailer,” said Frederick.

      I told my father I had to speak to him in private. He led the way to the pantry and I followed. “You know what he’s basing all of these insults on? Fudge! Isn’t that ironic? Someone makes a living cooking little pastry triangles and decorating platters with dots of liquefied fruit pulp, and that makes him a judge and jury.”

      “Can someone earn a living in fudge?” asked my father.

      I said I had no idea. None. In fact, we had never discussed the fudge business before this trip.

      “I’m not siding with Frederick,” my father said. “What if people judged me on my wife’s product?”

      “Don’t be rude, you two,” called my mother from the doorway. “People are leaving. They want to say good-bye.” And to Frederick, “Alice and her father always had this bond …”

      “I think we both know she’s the son he never had,” said Frederick.

      How could he say that? He must have known that my younger sister, Julie, was too short-haired and pierced for my mother’s taste, and that I was, by default, increasingly her hope for a wedding and grandchildren.

      My father and I ventured back.

      “I’m coming up to visit you soon,” my mother said.

      “Me?”

      “In Boston. Do you realize I haven’t taken one day off since Nana went into the hospital? It took me this long to realize that with a mother’s death, the umbilical cord is finally cut. Not that I resented it. I loved that umbilical cord. I used to brag about it: that ours—mine and Nana’s—was made of some space-age material. Indestructible and indomitable. Now I have to form new alliances and visit some museums.”

      I said, “You have Julie, too. She’s a good candidate for a new alliance. I think she’s got an easier schedule than I, so it might be more satisfying for you.”

      “Julie,” said my mother, “thinks that I don’t like her friends.”

      “You don’t,” said my father.

      “All I know,” said my mother, “is that Julie had boyfriends all through high school, that she was even a little boy crazy, and now I’m supposed to forget that and embrace her … so-called lovers.”

      “It could be a phase,” said my father.

      “It’s biochemical,” said Frederick. “It’s not a choice.”

      “Please,” said my mother. “It’s all about sisterhood and politics.”

      The kitchen door swung open to reveal the politely inquisitive face of Ray. “Someone must have taken the wrong coat,” he said. “There’s one left on the coatrack and it doesn’t belong to …” He looked toward the foyer, then pronounced, “Mrs. Gordon.”

      “Gorman. I’ll handle this,” said Frederick.

      We waited. The dispossessed Mrs. Gorman raised her voice and cried, “In January? I’ll catch pneumonia with nothing more than a coat thrown over my shoulders.”

      “Why me?” moaned my mother. “What kind of idiot goes home in the wrong coat?”

      “Frederick’s taking care of it,” said my father.

      “Maybe we’ll leave now,” I said.

      “Unless we can help with the coat mix-up,” said Ray.

      “You’d be doing us a favor if you took some food back to Boston,” said my father.

      “No problem,”