The Bourbon Thief. Tiffany Reisz

we go,” Paris said.

      “Where do we go?”

      “Owned by the Maddox family.”

      “You aren’t the Maddox family.”

      “Are you saying that because they were white and I’m not?”

      “I’m saying that because I’ve looked for the Maddox family for years, and I haven’t found a single one of them, by blood or by marriage, who had anything to do with Red Thread. The whole Kentucky line died or disappeared after the distillery burned.”

      “Why did you look for us?”

      “First of all, I don’t believe you are a Maddox. You’re going to have to show me some proof.”

      “You’re holding the proof in your hands. One hundred proof.”

      “Funny.”

      “Oh, yes,” she said with an exaggerated Southern drawl. “I’m a card. Why were you looking for us?” she asked again.

      “I wanted to buy Red Thread. What’s left of it. I’ve been wanting to open my own distillery for years. Red Thread is part of Kentucky history. I’d like to be part of Kentucky’s present.”

      “Some things are better off history.”

      “Bourbon isn’t one of them.”

      “It’s too late anyway, Mr. McQueen. Someone else beat you to it.”

      “Beat me to what? Buying Red Thread?”

      “Reopening the distillery. Under a new name, of course. And under new management.”

      McQueen understood at once.

      “You,” he said. “You’re Moonshine, Ltd.? I tried to contact you.”

      “That’s my company, yes.”

      “You own the old Red Thread property?”

      “Owner, operator and master distiller.”

      “You?”

      “You don’t think a woman can be a master distiller? I have my PhD in chemistry. You can call me Dr. Paris if that sort of thing turns you on.”

      “I get it,” McQueen said, nodding. “I do. This is the first ever bottle of Red Thread, the original bottle. Part of the company’s history and you want it because you own Red Thread now. Makes sense. I’m even sympathetic. I might even have loaned it to you to put on display when the company reopens for business. But now you’ve pissed me off. And if you don’t tell me one very good reason why I shouldn’t call the police, I’m picking up the phone in three seconds. Three...two...”

      “I can tell you what happened to Red Thread,” she said. “I can tell you the whole story. The whole truth.”

      Well.

      That got his attention.

      “You know why it burned down?”

      “I know everything. But if I were you, I wouldn’t ask. By the time I’m done telling you the story, you’ll hand over that bottle with your compliments and an apology.”

      “Must be one hell of a story, then.”

      “It’s what brought me here, the story.”

      “Your story?”

      “My story. I inherited it.”

      “I think I’d rather inherit money than a story.”

      “I have that, too, not entirely by my choice.”

      “You don’t want to be rich?”

      “God favors the poor. But don’t tell rich people that. It’ll hurt their little feelings.”

      McQueen sighed and sat back. He buttoned the middle buttons of his shirt, crossed his leg over his knee. He should call the cops. Why hadn’t he called the cops? Embarrassed he’d fallen for the oldest trick in the book? Beautiful woman in red goes home with him, fucks him and robs him while he sleeps. He could laugh at himself, but he wouldn’t let anyone else laugh at him. Yes, he could call the cops.

      Or...

      “They call bourbon the honest spirit,” he said. “You know why?”

      “You aren’t legally allowed to flavor it with anything. Water, corn, barley, rye and that’s it. You see what you get. You get what you see. No artificial colors. No artificial sweeteners. No artificial nothing.”

      “Right. So let’s drink a little honesty, shall we?”

      “If you’re buying,” she said.

      “I’m always buying.”

      He picked up the bottle and slipped it into his pants pocket. He opened the door of the security shed and Paris stepped out into the warm night air. Almost 2:00 a.m., he should be in bed now. He’d hoped to be in bed with her. One of these days he’d learn. Not today apparently.

      “Boss?” James asked, dropping his cigarette on the ground and crushing it under his boot.

      “A misunderstanding.” McQueen had his hand on the small of Paris’s back. “Don’t worry about it.”

      “Got it. Sleep well, Mr. McQueen.”

      As they walked back into the house and up to his drinking closet, McQueen considered the possibility that he might be making the worst mistake of his life.

      “Sit.” McQueen pointed at the jade sofa and Paris sat without a word of protest.

      McQueen took the key from the silver bowl and put the bottle of Red Thread back into the cabinet.

      “I shouldn’t have trusted you.” McQueen locked the cabinet and slipped the key into his pocket.

      “You’re a rich white man. Not your fault for assuming the entire world is on your side. It must seem like it most days. Usually you’d be right, but times, Mr. McQueen, are a-changing.”

      “That sounds like a threat.”

      “Sounds like Bob Dylan to me.”

      He needed a drink, a stiff one, so he poured each of them a shot. The entire time he kept an eye on her as he unscrewed the cap and measured out the bourbon. Now she seemed calm, but it wasn’t the calm of surrender. This was a cat’s version of calm. A calm that could turn into an attack or a run in an instant.

      When she had her shot in hand and he had his, he lifted it in a toast, a toast she didn’t return. Instead, she merely sipped her bourbon.

      “Pappy’s?” she asked.

      “It is. You have a good palate.”

      “You can taste the leather in it.”

      He couldn’t, but it impressed him she could.

      “You weren’t exaggerating. You do know your bourbon,” he said.

      “They used to say that about the Maddoxes,” she said. “Ever since Jacob Maddox started the distillery and made himself a wealthy man in five years...they said it about all of us—the Maddoxes have bourbon in their blood.”

      “I’ve seen the Maddox family tree. There is no Paris on it.”

      “Perhaps you were looking at the wrong branches,” she said coldly.

      His words had hit a sensitive spot and her eyes flashed in a familiar way. It was not his first encounter with her sensitive places, after all.

      “Now that we both have an honest spirit in our hands,” McQueen said, “tell me something.”

      “Anything,” she said, although he doubted the sincerity of that declaration. She was proving to be altogether miserly with her explanations and answers.

      “Did