Самые свежие ржачные анекдоты. Сборник

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Название Самые свежие ржачные анекдоты
Автор произведения Сборник
Жанр Юмор: прочее
Серия Карманная библиотека (лучшее) (АСТ)
Издательство Юмор: прочее
Год выпуска 2018
isbn 978-5-17-111425-1
Самые свежие ржачные анекдоты - Сборник
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      Морской генерал, желая не отстать, тут же приказал своему мичману поймать летящий якорь.

      – Есть! – сказал мичман и замертво ушел с якорем под воду.

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