Про золотую рыбку (сборник). Андрей Киров

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Название Про золотую рыбку (сборник)
Автор произведения Андрей Киров
Жанр Современная русская литература
Серия
Издательство Современная русская литература
Год выпуска 2018
isbn 978-5-6040849-9-1



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– ошибки, безответственные поступки

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      кайфер – кайф, удовольствие

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      запрягать – давать работу

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      в ломовуху – не по силам

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      глюконат натрия – галлюцинации

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      зачмонился – пришёл, явился

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      амплоиды – то же, что и буберы, бичблузеры и альбрунеры (ещё одно слово, придуманное мной)

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      хавло – брак, продукция скверного качества

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      посадить на кукан – трахнуть

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      в притендер-аут – избавиться, сбыть с рук

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      драйвовее – сильнее, эффектнее

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      долботрон – дурак, мудила из Гороховца

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      коклундайер – кокаин

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      коксоман – наркоман

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      пинджи-дори – попы

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      «лыбу давящей» знаменитой картинной ханжи – Джоконды

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      файер-ган – пистолет-пулемет

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