Лечебный позитив. Приколы и анекдоты про врачей. Максим Клим

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Название Лечебный позитив. Приколы и анекдоты про врачей
Автор произведения Максим Клим
Жанр Медицина
Серия
Издательство Медицина
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isbn 9785448567766
Лечебный позитив. Приколы и анекдоты про врачей - Максим Клим
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задницы врача, пулей вылетает кот! Пробегает по ковру на стене, прыгает через телевизор и молниеносно исчезает под кроватью. Больной даже подскочил на кровати, все обитатели квартиры в неподдельном шоке тупо смотрят на врача! Врач смущенно: – Извините, я его просто не заметил. Хозяйка квартиры: – Мы думали, что наш кот совсем не ходит, уже третий год его в туалет на руках носим!

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