Уж на сковородке, или Слава богу, вынужден жить!. Наталья Волохина

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Уж на сковородке, или Слава богу, вынужден жить! - Наталья Волохина
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указания плевали с высокой колокольни. А с меня же спрашивают! На днях объясняла-объясняла одной, она все равно напортачила. Ну, как с ней быть, как мне её ругать? Всю кровь выпили! Ушла к себе и плачу, пришла старая мастерша, выслушала меня и говорит:

      – Не так с ними надо? Так они тебя слушать не будут!

      – Что же я должна была ей сказать для понимания?

      – Как что? Дура ты, е… твою мать! Надо было сказать!

      – Но она же старше меня, в матери мне годится!

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