Walking Shadows. Narrelle M Harris

had stepped outside. We waited while she locked the library. A car pulled up and Beatrice's wife, Jean (otherwise known as Mrs Beatrice) leaned across the seat to open the passenger-side door. They kissed, a little spousal peck, and they both waved in that partly-bashful, partly-smug manner of the newly wed. I waved back.

      Their utter adorability had a galvanising effect on my courage. The fact that I had to know about vampires was bad enough. I was going to keep Beatrice, Jean and everyone else I knew as far from all that undead malarkey as I could manage.

      After they had driven out of sight I turned to Gary. "Right. So then what?"

      "So I went to Coburg to see him."

      "What was he doing there?" Mundy was up to no good, obviously, no matter where he was. Mundy was always either up to no good or contemplating no-goodness to get up to.

      "Nothing. That's where he lives now."

      "What happened to his squat in Casselden Place?" I couldn't imagine the old terror moving unless he had to. He had seemed right at home lurking in the gloom of the heritage-listed but otherwise neglected cottage in the city's back alleys.

      "What's that expression you use? Gentrified all to buggery. That part of the city has been renovated as offices and lunch bars, and the Heritage Council restored the cottage. There's a plaque there now, all about its historical significance."

      And there lies the trouble with the 21^st century in a nutshell, for the likes of Mundy. Gentrification uses up all the best abandoned real estate in Melbourne, eventually. Pretty soon it's all smart, cutting-edge new media companies and bright young things seeking out the latest avant-garde venues. Vampiric skulking isn't half so effective when you have to weave among the 24-hour suits and hipsters.

      "You went to Coburg," I prompted.

      "Yeah. He's living in an abandoned funeral home there."

      "Seriously?" Mundy had a morbid sense of humour, but even this seemed clichéd for him.

      "It's got most of a roof still, and it sort of looks like one of those Spanish houses. A hacienda." Gary said, as though that explained everything. Which maybe it did. Obviously, Mundy would prefer a home with a modicum of class, or at least of furniture, but any place would do in a pinch.

      Vampires turned out to be very bad at making or keeping money in the long term and few of them had skills that translated to the modern economy. Refusing to pay rent was one thing, but these days you couldn't just keep eating the bailiffs. Someone was bound to notice. Gary was lucky he had inherited his own home, and some canny investments, from his parents after they died.

      "Anyway," Gary returned to the story, "When I got there, Mundy didn't answer the door, so I climbed in through the hole in the roof. The place was a mess. The furniture was smashed to pieces. A couple of the walls had caved in, and the floor, in places." Gary sounded awed by the level of destruction he'd seen. "Then I saw the hand. I picked it up in case I could find Mundy in time for him to stick it back on."

      A new and freakish idea - one I couldn't bring myself to explore. "Are you sure it's his?" I asked faintly.

      "Pretty sure," said Gary, "I took it to Magdalene's. No-one was there either. The club's not open yet." He shrugged helplessly. "So I came to see you."

      He looked at me like I'd have the answers. Me and my amazing living brain, so much better at thinking than the undead variety, which struggled to learn new skills, let alone come up with new ideas. Only I couldn't think what to do either, except to keep breathing without hyperventilating. That was taking up a lot of my thought processes just then.

      Right. Short term: keep the damned hand on ice in this summer heat. Memories of dozens of medical shows about reattaching limbs after industrial accidents made that a good start, even if I didn't know exactly how it applied to the undead. Next, get it to the club the instant the door opened and let Magdalene keep it in her own fridge until Mundy showed up.

      As horrors go, this wasn't as bad as some I'd experienced, but the awfulness was rendered more distressing by the thoroughly pleasant and satisfying day that had preceded it.

      The day had been great, actually. I'd helped a lot of people find the books they were after and introduced some teenagers to the works of Gaiman, Bujold and Willis. And Mrs Pendleton, 83 years old and deeply cool, had completed her first blog post with my nominal assistance.

      I'd spent a blissful afternoon cataloguing a box of new books, including a book of Gothic art inspired by the legend of Dracula. I'd amused myself for a moment by considering whether to file it under Life Sciences or somewhere in Anthropology. Or, given that most vampires I know have a foul sense of humour and a penchant for biting people, a slot of their own in Social Problems in the 360 range.

      "Lissa?"

      "What?" I snapped and was instantly contrite. My brain goes off on its own sometimes when I'm stressed. "Sorry, Gary. I'm a little spun out."

      "I shouldn't have come. I just didn't know what else to do." He stared down at the plastic bag, caught between frustration and self-disgust. "My brain got stuck, and I thought you might be able to..."

      I could see him trying to figure what the next verb should be.

      "Never mind. I'll wait at the Gold Bug."

      "We'll wait at the Gold Bug," I offered firmly. Hope made a reluctant return to his expression. "That's what friends do for each other," I informed him. Yeah, right. We bring each other body parts and conspire to get rid of the evidence.

      Gary grinned sheepishly. "You have some weird friends."

      "I surely do." I patted his cold hand and then ran my fingers through my hair, which sprang out into long, dark, devil-may-care wildness - which it does at the slightest provocation, despite my best attempts at grooming. "First things first. We need an insulated bag and some frozen peas."

      "Peas?"

      "Nanna used to use frozen peas as an emergency ice pack when we were kids." My brother Paul was the most common recipient of Nanna's frozen-vege first aid, usually as a result of knockabout football field hijinks or failed tree climbing expeditions.

      That was a long time ago, when I'd still had a whole family. Before my eldest sister died at the age of 12, and everything fell apart. Before our parents became useless with loss, and Paul fell into drug addiction and death, and Nanna wore herself out to the point heart failure trying to keep us all together.

      And Mum? Well, she had chosen to become a vampire. Then she tried to turn my sister Kate and me. Not exactly a parenting paragon, my mother.

      Only Kate and I were left now, really, if you didn't count our alcoholic father. Which I usually didn't.

      "Peas and a bag, you reckon?" said Gary, sticking to the present.

      "An insulated bag, a bit like a floppy esky," I elaborated.

      "Where do we get those?"

      Gary followed in my wake as I strode to the nearest supermarket. I paid for the necessities and stood sentinel while he packed the incriminating evidence into the blue padded bag, stacked the peas around it and zipped it up.

      Afterwards, Gary stood with a blue bag in one hand, a yellow DVD bag in the other, and a relieved expression on his face.

      I felt anything except relieved. I hoped to high heaven that Mundy would be at Magdalene's club to take delivery.

      Fretting for that old bastard's wellbeing was absolutely my last concern, but damn. His hand had been literally torn off. His place had been utterly trashed. Mundy himself was missing. I had no idea what had the strength to do that to a centuries-old vampire. It was terrifying to contemplate, let alone consider what it might do next. And there would be a 'next'. There always was.

      The best thing that could be said about this whole situation was that the lack of accompanying buckets of blood was a sort-of-nice change.

      Of course, the blood would probably come later, along with the mandatory