Ulysses - The Original Classic Edition. James Joyce

to a little more filleted lemon sole, miss Dubedat? Yes, do bedad. And she did bedad. Huguenot name I expect that. A miss Dubedat lived in Killiney, I remember. Du, de la French. Still it's the same fish perhaps old Micky Hanlon of Moore street ripped the guts out of making money hand over fist finger in fishes' gills can't write his name on a cheque think he was painting the landscape with his mouth twisted. Moooikill A Aitcha Ha ignorant as a kish of brogues, worth fifty thousand pounds.

       Stuck on the pane two flies buzzed, stuck.

       Glowing wine on his palate lingered swallowed. Crushing in the winepress grapes of Burgundy. Sun's heat it is. Seems to a secret touch telling me memory. Touched his sense moistened remembered. Hidden under wild ferns on Howth below us bay sleeping: sky. No sound. The sky. The bay purple by the Lion's head. Green by Drumleck. Yellowgreen towards Sutton. Fields of undersea, the lines faint brown in grass, buried cities. Pillowed on my coat she had her hair, earwigs in the heather scrub my hand under her nape, you'll toss me all. O wonder! Coolsoft with ointments her hand touched me, caressed: her eyes upon me did not turn away. Ravished over her I lay, full lips full open, kissed her mouth. Yum. Softly she gave me in my mouth the seedcake warm and chewed. Mawkish pulp her mouth had mumbled sweetsour of her spittle. Joy: I ate it: joy. Young life, her lips that gave me pouting. Soft warm sticky gumjelly lips. Flowers her eyes were, take me, willing eyes. Pebbles fell. She lay still. A goat. No-one. High on Ben Howth rhododendrons a nannygoat walking surefooted, dropping currants. Screened under ferns she laughed warmfolded. Wildly I lay on her, kissed her: eyes, her lips, her stretched neck beating, woman's breasts full in her blouse of nun's veiling, fat nipples upright. Hot I tongued her. She kissed me. I was kissed. All yielding she tossed my hair. Kissed, she kissed me.

       Me. And me now.

       Stuck, the flies buzzed.

       His downcast eyes followed the silent veining of the oaken slab. Beauty: it curves: curves are beauty. Shapely goddesses, Venus, Juno: curves the world admires. Can see them library museum standing in the round hall, naked goddesses. Aids to digestion. They don't care what man looks. All to see. Never speaking. I mean to say to fellows like Flynn. Suppose she did Pygmalion and Galatea what would she say first? Mortal! Put you in your proper place. Quaffing nectar at mess with gods golden dishes, all ambrosial. Not like a tanner lunch we have, boiled mutton, carrots and turnips, bottle of Allsop. Nectar imagine it drinking electricity: gods' food. Lovely forms of women sculped Junonian. Immortal lovely. And we stuffing food in one hole and out behind: food, chyle, blood, dung, earth, food: have to feed it like stoking an engine. They have no. Never looked. I'll look today. Keeper won't see. Bend down let something drop see if she.

       Dribbling a quiet message from his bladder came to go to do not to do there to do. A man and ready he drained his glass to the lees and walked, to men too they gave themselves, manly conscious, lay with men lovers, a youth enjoyed her, to the yard.

       When the sound of his boots had ceased Davy Byrne said from his book:

       --What is this he is? Isn't he in the insurance line?

       --He's out of that long ago, Nosey Flynn said. He does canvassing for the Freeman.

       --I know him well to see, Davy Byrne said. Is he in trouble?

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       --Trouble? Nosey Flynn said. Not that I heard of. Why?

       --I noticed he was in mourning.

       --Was he? Nosey Flynn said. So he was, faith. I asked him how was all at home. You're right, by God. So he was.

       --I never broach the subject, Davy Byrne said humanely, if I see a gentleman is in trouble that way. It only brings it up fresh in their minds.

       --It's not the wife anyhow, Nosey Flynn said. I met him the day before yesterday and he coming out of that Irish farm dairy John Wyse Nolan's wife has in Henry street with a jar of cream in his hand taking it home to his better half. She's well nourished, I tell you. Plovers on toast.

       --And is he doing for the Freeman? Davy Byrne said. Nosey Flynn pursed his lips.

       ---He doesn't buy cream on the ads he picks up. You can make bacon of that.

       --How so? Davy Byrne asked, coming from his book.

       Nosey Flynn made swift passes in the air with juggling fingers. He winked.

       --He's in the craft, he said.

       ---Do you tell me so? Davy Byrne said.

       --Very much so, Nosey Flynn said. Ancient free and accepted order. He's an excellent brother. Light, life and love, by God. They give him a leg up. I was told that by a--well, I won't say who.

       --Is that a fact?

       --O, it's a fine order, Nosey Flynn said. They stick to you when you're down. I know a fellow was trying to get into it. But they're as

       close as damn it. By God they did right to keep the women out of it. Davy Byrne smiledyawnednodded all in one:

       --Iiiiiichaaaaaaach!

       --There was one woman, Nosey Flynn said, hid herself in a clock to find out what they do be doing. But be damned but they smelt

       her out and swore her in on the spot a master mason. That was one of the saint Legers of Doneraile. Davy Byrne, sated after his yawn, said with tearwashed eyes:

       --And is that a fact? Decent quiet man he is. I often saw him in here and I never once saw him--you know, over the line.

       --God Almighty couldn't make him drunk, Nosey Flynn said firmly. Slips off when the fun gets too hot. Didn't you see him look at his watch? Ah, you weren't there. If you ask him to have a drink first thing he does he outs with the watch to see what he ought to imbibe. Declare to God he does.

       --There are some like that, Davy Byrne said. He's a safe man, I'd say.

       --He's not too bad, Nosey Flynn said, snuffling it up. He's been known to put his hand down too to help a fellow. Give the devil his

       due. O, Bloom has his good points. But there's one thing he'll never do.

       His hand scrawled a dry pen signature beside his grog.

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       --I know, Davy Byrne said.

       --Nothing in black and white, Nosey Flynn said.

       Paddy Leonard and Bantam Lyons came in. Tom Rochford followed frowning, a plaining hand on his claret waistcoat.

       --Day, Mr Byrne.

       --Day, gentlemen.

       They paused at the counter.

       --Who's standing? Paddy Leonard asked.

       --I'm sitting anyhow, Nosey Flynn answered.

       --Well, what'll it be? Paddy Leonard asked.

       --I'll take a stone ginger, Bantam Lyons said.

       --How much? Paddy Leonard cried. Since when, for God' sake? What's yours, Tom?

       --How is the main drainage? Nosey Flynn asked, sipping.

       For answer Tom Rochford pressed his hand to his breastbone and hiccupped.

       --Would I trouble you for a glass of fresh water, Mr Byrne? he said.

       --Certainly, sir.

       Paddy Leonard eyed his alemates.

       --Lord love a duck, he said. Look at what I'm standing drinks to! Cold water and gingerpop! Two fellows that would suck whisky off a sore leg. He has some bloody horse up his sleeve for the Gold cup. A dead snip.

       --Zinfandel is it? Nosey Flynn asked.

       Tom Rochford spilt powder from a twisted paper into the water set before him.

       --That cursed dyspepsia, he said before drinking.

       --Breadsoda is very good, Davy Byrne said. Tom Rochford nodded and drank.

       --Is it Zinfandel?

       --Say nothing! Bantam Lyons winked. I'm going to plunge five bob on my own.

       --Tell us if you're worth your salt and be damned to you, Paddy Leonard said. Who gave it to you?

       Mr Bloom on his way out raised three fingers