THE COMPLETE NOVELS OF MARK TWAIN - 12 Books in One Edition. Марк Твен

wear my teeth down level with my gums in a couple of weeks.”

      “Well I do wonder what you will be tomorrow; Colonel, after the President signs the bill!”

      “General, sir? — General, without a doubt. Yes, sir, tomorrow it will be General, let me congratulate you, sir; General, you’ve done a great work, sir; — you’ve done a great work for the niggro; Gentlemen allow me the honor to introduce my friend General Sellers, the humane friend of the niggro. Lord bless me; you’ll’ see the newspapers say, General Sellers and servants arrived in the city last night and is stopping at the Fifth Avenue; and General Sellers has accepted a reception and banquet by the Cosmopolitan Club; you’ll see the General’s opinions quoted, too — and what the General has to say about the propriety of a new trial and a habeas corpus for the unfortunate Miss Hawkins will not be without weight in influential quarters, I can tell you.”

      “And I want to be the first to shake your faithful old hand and salute you with your new honors, and I want to do it now — General!” said Washington, suiting the action to the word, and accompanying it with all the meaning that a cordial grasp and eloquent eyes could give it.

      The Colonel was touched; he was pleased and proud, too; his face answered for that.

      Not very long after breakfast the telegrams began to arrive. The first was from Braham, and ran thus:

      “We feel certain that the verdict will be rendered to-day. Be it good or bad, let it find us ready to make the next move instantly, whatever it may be.”

      “That’s the right talk,” said Sellers. “That Braham’s a wonderful man. He was the only man there that really understood me; he told me so himself, afterwards.”

      The next telegram was from Mr. Dilworthy:

      “I have not only brought over the Great Invincible, but through him a dozen more of the opposition. Shall be reelected to-day by an overwhelming majority.”

      “Good again!” said the Colonel. “That man’s talent for organization is something marvelous. He wanted me to go out there and engineer that thing, but I said, No, Dilworthy, I must be on hand here, — both on Laura’s account and the bill’s — but you’ve no trifling genius for organization yourself, said I — and I was right. You go ahead, said I — you can fix it — and so he has. But I claim no credit for that — if I stiffened up his backbone a little, I simply put him in the way to make his fight — didn’t undertake it myself. He has captured Noble — . I consider that a splendid piece of diplomacy — Splendid, Sir!”

      By and by came another dispatch from New York:

      “Jury still out. Laura calm and firm as a statue. The report that the jury have brought her in guilty is false and premature.”

      “Premature!” gasped Washington, turning white. “Then they all expect that sort of a verdict, when it comes in.”

      And so did he; but he had not had courage enough to put it into words. He had been preparing himself for the worst, but after all his preparation the bare suggestion of the possibility of such a verdict struck him cold as death.

      The friends grew impatient, now; the telegrams did not come fast enough: even the lightning could not keep up with their anxieties. They walked the floor talking disjointedly and listening for the doorbell. Telegram after telegram came. Still no result. By and by there was one which contained a single line:

      “Court now coming in after brief recess to hear verdict. Jury ready.”

      “Oh, I wish they would finish!” said Washington. “This suspense is killing me by inches!”

      Then came another telegram:

      “Another hitch somewhere. Jury want a little more time and further instructions.”

      “Well, well, well, this is trying,” said the Colonel. And after a pause, “No dispatch from Dilworthy for two hours, now. Even a dispatch from him would be better than nothing, just to vary this thing.”

      They waited twenty minutes. It seemed twenty hours.

      “Come!” said Washington. “I can’t wait for the telegraph boy to come all the way up here. Let’s go down to Newspaper Row — meet him on the way.”

      While they were passing along the Avenue, they saw someone putting up a great display-sheet on the bulletin board of a newspaper office, and an eager crowd of men was collecting abort the place. Washington and the Colonel ran to the spot and read this:

      “Tremendous Sensation! Startling news from Saint’s Rest! On first ballot for U. S. Senator, when voting was about to begin, Mr. Noble rose in his place and drew forth a package, walked forward and laid it on the Speaker’s desk, saying, ‘This contains $7,000 in bank bills and was given me by Senator Dilworthy in his bedchamber at midnight last night to buy — my vote for him — I wish the Speaker to count the money and retain it to pay the expense of prosecuting this infamous traitor for bribery. The whole legislature was stricken speechless with dismay and astonishment. Noble further said that there were fifty members present with money in their pockets, placed there by Dilworthy to buy their votes. Amidst unparalleled excitement the ballot was now taken, and J. W. Smith elected U. S. Senator; Dilworthy receiving not one vote! Noble promises damaging exposures concerning Dilworthy and certain measures of his now pending in Congress.

      “Good heavens and earth!” exclaimed the Colonel.

      “To the Capitol!” said Washington. “Fly!”

      And they did fly. Long before they got there the newsboys were running ahead of them with Extras, hot from the press, announcing the astounding news.

      Arrived in the gallery of the Senate, the friends saw a curious spectacle — every Senator held an Extra in his hand and looked as interested as if it contained news of the destruction of the earth. Not a single member was paying the least attention to the business of the hour.

      The Secretary, in a loud voice, was just beginning to read the title of a bill:

      “House-Bill — No. 4,231, — An-Act-to-Found-and-Incorporate-the Knobs-Industrial-University! — Read-first-and-second-time-considered-in-committee-of-the-whole-ordered-engrossed and-passed-to-third-reading-and-final passage!”

      The President — ”Third reading of the bill!”

      The two friends shook in their shoes. Senators threw down their extras and snatched a word or two with each other in whispers. Then the gavel rapped to command silence while the names were called on the ayes and nays. Washington grew paler and paler, weaker and weaker while the lagging list progressed; and when it was finished, his head fell helplessly forward on his arms. The fight was fought, the long struggle was over, and he was a pauper. Not a man had voted for the bill!

      Col. Sellers was bewildered and well nigh paralyzed, himself. But no man could long consider his own troubles in the presence of such suffering as Washington’s. He got him up and supported him — almost carried him indeed — out of the building and into a carriage. All the way home Washington lay with his face against the Colonel’s shoulder and merely groaned and wept. The Colonel tried as well as he could under the dreary circumstances to hearten him a little, but it was of no use. Washington was past all hope of cheer, now. He only said:

      “Oh, it is all over — it is all over for good, Colonel. We must beg our bread, now. We never can get up again. It was our last chance, and it is gone. They will hang Laura! My God they will hang her! Nothing can save the poor girl now. Oh, I wish with all my soul they would hang me instead!”

      Arrived at home, Washington fell into a chair and buried his face in his hands and gave full way to his misery. The Colonel did not know where to turn nor what to do. The servant maid knocked at the door and passed in a telegram, saying it had come while they were gone.

      The Colonel tore it open and read with the voice of a man-of-war’s broadside:

      “VERDICT