Ditektiv miġnun. Ditektiv divertenti. StaVl Zosimov Premudroslovsky

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Название Ditektiv miġnun. Ditektiv divertenti
Автор произведения StaVl Zosimov Premudroslovsky
Жанр Юмор: прочее
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Издательство Юмор: прочее
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Imma hu weħel mal-post imsemmi fiha. Kif jgħidu: la tudy u lanqas syudy. Hekk hu, nofs ċentru fil-post reklamat. Allura l-ħmar ma daħalx. Acephalopath baqa ’wara l-ħajt, ħdejn il-ħmar tal-ispiżjar fit-triq.

      – X’għamel? L-istess togħrok tal-qanneb?

      – Le, agħar. Iqajjem apchi fid-dar, annimali. – wieġeb Harutun minn wara l-ħajt.

      – Il-baqar tiegħi, dak li rrid, allura noħolqu.., fu, noħolqu. – tbexxix bl-iljunfanti, bi spiżerija lisped.

      – U x’għamel? – in-nannu intervjena.

      – Iva, rajt il-ħanżir tal-ħanżir bil-lupa, l-apchi, il-ġirien u ċempilt. – irrapporta Harutun.

      – U x’inhu? Kieku ridt il-laħam jellied, – għall-iskuża ġejt miżmum. – allura ordni biex naqta ’l-ħanżir kollu? Barra minn hekk, għad m’hemmx biżżejjed piż fiha, u l-friġġ jinħaraq.

      – Iva, hi kienet mietet għalik?! – Sorpriż, wieqaf wara r-raġel ta «Isold u daħk.

      – Iva, ma mmutx, ngħidlek, jien veterinarju u fieqet il-feriti, u mbagħad ħjata.

      «Linja tas-sajd, apchi,» żied Harutun.

      – U x’inhu?

      – U x’inhu proċessat? staqsa Klop.

      – Moonshine.

      – Iva, anestetizzat, apchi, – ħrejjef Harutun. – li l-ħanżir kien jgħajjat għar-raħal kollu, li anke l-Apchis, drogati min-nikil tal-qanneb ħelsu. U jien, Apchi, mill-mod, għaddejt minnhom għal jumejn, mingħajr irqad, mingħajr isqra, mingħajr Isold Apchi, tejp.

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