Название | Nchọpụta Crazy. Onye na-achọpụta ihe ọchị |
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Автор произведения | StaVl Zosimov Premudroslovsky |
Жанр | Юмор: прочее |
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Издательство | Юмор: прочее |
Год выпуска | 0 |
isbn | 9785449803214 |
– M, m chere …, shit. – Idot kwetara ma lelee Arutun, na-eche ka e gbuo ya. Onye a, «ka ọ kwara n’ikiri,» A bụ m maka mmerụ olu, n’ihi ya, m na-amachi uwe ogologo ọkpa m, enweghị m oge iji kpochapụ ịnyịnya ibu m, nke a bụ okpu uwe m na uwe ogologo ọkpa m ma na-etekwa na frogs. Ugbu a, ọ na-ere ọkụ.
Ottila loro.
– Gịnị ka iwetara ya? Ọ ka nọ site na otu kilomita site na ya.
– Ya mere, apchi, a na m azoputa, a na-abinga …!? – zara Intsephalopath. – Lee anya n’ọbụ aka, apchi, apịgharịchaa na hash..
– … na shit. – kwukwara Idot. – Anaghị m mpempe akwụkwọ ma jiri nkwụ m hichaa ịnyịnya ibu m.
– Kedu nke aka? Klop ji olu ike jụọ ya.
– Ha abụọ. – Nwatakịrị nke dị ihe dị ka afọ iri na ise, na-acha mma na ụdị nke punk ma ọ bụ schmuck, nyochachara aka ya abụọ wee họrọ nke dirtier. -nke a.
– Bata, Harutun, nwuo ya. – jụrụ Ottila.
– Gịnị? apchi. – jụrụ ozu.
– Ghichaa aka gị ma mee ka ihe ịcha ọcha yana ọrịa mmechi nke ihe mejupụtara anụ ahụ. Nwetara ya?
Incephalopath fegharịrị isi ya wee jee ije nwa ahụ nwayọ ma jiri nwayọ tinye aka ya na imi ya. Etufuru m uke mmiri nke si na nkwụ aka m wee maa ngwụsị imi, yabụ akwa imi, yabụ, site na inertia, ebili mmiri gafere n’olu, ọkpọ na egbugbere ọnụ ya, o wee doo anya etu o siri loda ya. Okpukpo ukwu na mkpịsị aka nke Idot gbara nke ọma, na-ejide imi ogologo nke Arutun ma dọkpụrụ ya bịakwute ya.
Harutun jidere aka ya ma jiri aka ya abụọ, fepụ ihu ya wee chọọ ịdọpụ ya na imi ya, mana nwatakịrị ahụ ebupụrụ izu na mkpịsị aka ya wee wepụ ya ozugbo. Incephalopath kere ya aka n’ịnyịnya ibu ya ihe fọrọ nke nta ka ọ daa n’ịnyịnya ibu ya. Ọ gbakere ma nye Idot ụra. Ya onye natara ụdị ihe a ihe karịrị otu ugboro, gbaburu na Harutun, ebe ọ na-efu efu, aka inertia soro ya daba na akwa ifuru.
– Ọ dị mma, ọ na-anyụ? jụrụ Klop ma nyefee otu onye otu obere aka ya ka o wee bilie.
– Mdaa, apchi. -Arutun biliri onwe ya, jụ onyinye Klop.
– Gịnị bụ «Mdaa»?
– Emeghị m, Apchi, – ịpịa ma jide imi aka, Harutun wee gafere.
– you nyochachara akwụkwọ ya?
– Ehe, nke a bụ onye ọbịa, apchi, nke si Kazakhstan, ebe enwere chuyka.
– Kedu isi?
– Odi nma, apchi, ndagwurugwu Chuiskaya, hemp toro ebe ahu.
– Ma kedu ihe bịara ebe a? – jụrụ Idota Klop.
– Ma kedu ihe ị bịara ebe a? – zara Idot.
– you bu onye isi awọ? Amụrụ m ebe a.
– Odi ya ka o bia ebe a? – Goghere mkpịsị aka ya na Intsephalopath Patzan.
– Na n’egedege ihu? apchi.– gbara imi ya gbawara enyí na Caucasian Harutun.
– Ajụrụ m, Gịnị bịara ebe a?
– Rodaki kpaliri. Ebighịghịkwa m n’ebe ahụ. – nwa na-eto eto.
– Ma gịnị, ị gaghị echezọ Anasha? Iji ọsọ?
– Aghọtaghị m ihe ị pụtara? M na-ekwu, kpachara anya ma jiri nkwụ ya hichaa ịnyịnya ibu ya…
– Ma obu ihe ojoo? Ọ bụghị ndị anaghị eji ọnụ, otu ahụ ka gị na ya, na oge a ga-egbu ya… Ten na-enwu.. Che adịghị ọchị?
– opekata mpe apchi. – agbakwunye Harutun. – gbakwunyere – iguzogide ndi nwe obodo.
Nwatakịrị ahụ gbariri.
– Ma gịnị, na Kazakhstan, ha etinyeghị maka anasha? – Ottila gbanwere ụda ya.
– O bu eziokwu, na ha gha ya nku, – Idot ghachiri imi ya. – ma m na-arụ ọrụ na iwu.
– Gịnị bụ iwu? apchi. – iju Harutun.
– Hemp anakọtara? Oh! – Ottila ji hama ọzọ.
– O lee ya? Ihe dị gị, apchi, ị na-anya ụgbọala nzuzu, schmuck. – Arutun kụrụ.
– Ebee ka i jidere ya? – ahụhụ Klop. – tere aka ebe a?
– Ee e, site n’ụlọ, na ahihia. Apchi, na ihe kachasị, ọ na-etolite ebe ahụ n’otu aka, dị ka ọ dị n’ubi.. planted kụọ, apchi, nkịta?
– Chere, Harutun,.. bịanụ ebe a syudy? – nyere Klop iwu.
Idot ji nwayọ bịaruo nso.
– Nọdụ ala. Ottila rụtụrụ aka na bọket dị nso ma tụgharịa ya, mana enweghị ala. Idot nọdụrụ ala.
– Miri aka gi n’ebe m no, aka n’ukwu… Ebe a. Ugbu a, Harutun, weta akwụkwọ akụkọ.
– Ebee ka? apchi.
– Jụọ nwunye gị..
– Pisyunya, nye m akwụkwọ akụkọ! apchi.
– Onye? Pisyunya?
– Apchi, apchi, apchi … – Harutun tụgharịrị uhie
Idot chuckled.
– Kedu ihe ị na-achị ọchị? – Ottila tụgharịrị n’ọnụ ụzọ mbata. «Izolda, weta akwụkwọ ahụ ebe a!»
– Were ya n’onwe gị! Nwanne nne etoliteghi! Isolda snarled.
– Gaa nweta ya. – na olu dị ala zitere corporal Klop. Harutun wetara akwụkwọ akụkọ ahụ na ọkara elekere, Ottila enweela ike ịhazi narị mbọ.
– Kedu fuck ahụ gara maka ọnwụ? Bịa ebe a.
Ottila weere akwụkwọ akụkọ ahụ wee gbasaa na anvil.
– Atọ. – nyere iwu ka ahụhụ ahụ
– Anọ. – Idot zara ya n’iju.
– Kedu, anọ?
– Ka nma, ato – anọ – ise…
– you na-egwu m? fesaa n’aka gị na atọ, atọ n’olulu. Ihichapu aka gi nile na aka gi.
– N’ihi gịnị?
– wantchọrọ igosi nke a na ụlọ nyocha ndị uwe ojii mpaghara?
– Ee e.
– Mgbe atọ ebe a na-ebu ọnụ.
Nwatakịrị ahụ jiri bọmbụ ghee bọọlụ ozugbo ma were ya nye Klop.
– N’ime? Chei! – iju Klop juru.
– Ozugbo obi, apchi, aka nke ọkachamara.
Ottila pea jiri ọla sịga kpuchie n’elu mpempe akwụkwọ n’elu. Nyekwa