Obscene stories. Nikolay Lakutin

who and on what occasion calls, quickly began to come after laughter of several maiden voices from the caller.

      – Well, we are here with the girls on your profile came across, you haven't found a companion?

      – Not yet, looking for – went in response intrigued voice.

      – So, well, "looking", down, two time…

      – I want and can-need to to believe?

      – Smart… that's nice. Well, what's this about?

      – Maybe it makes sense to intersect all and tell m?

      – Oh, he's fast.…

      What are we missing? Your voice is nice to me, appearance and all that can be acquired and changeable, let's see ourselves, to communicate better?

      – The thing is, I'm not … wait a second.…

      Luda put her hand on the speaker phone and said, bringing his eyebrows told her friends,:

      – Girls, can I meet him? He thought I was interested in him, maybe we could meet, talk, explain, and then I'll tell you everything, get together with any of you?

      Friend nodded in unison, and then People moved away from the tube the hand and said:

      You still here?

      – Where am I going?…

      Can you today?

      – Give.

      – The square!

      – The fountain!

      – An hour!

      – All in an hour I will pick up on this number, you will get.

      – Yeah… – and in a second he heard the beeps…

      ***

      – Well, well, well, well … what was that?"– thought as the chain broke, "is for the whole day nothing even similar and close to that conversation, and then straight to the meeting agree. She called, she's ready to come, and she's, like, on her way to a date. HHH, I just wish divorce on anyone. There are girls in the background was sitting there, laughing, thumps somewhere sit so pinned, bred gullible boys. It's not about me, I'm not falling for that. I'm there, sleep was going to, so let's go to bed – decided Jan.

      ***

      At this time, People with glowing eyes and beaming smile gave in detail the conversation with Jan friends.

      – A curious instance of, like, girls, but who knows, man are they pretty know how to appear and on.

      – That's it, and I also think that fast, let's meet, so he's clearly on shag configured, now hung noodles on the ears, on ill will press, the soul will get, and a good word not to skimp and stick gingerly bring it to her lips, and then as their achieve – you go girlfriend, I'm married. Don't waste your time Lyudka, sit well, that's even more all will be well.

      – No, girls, I do not think so, he's kind, positive that if I had…

      Here, you put your positive, – laughed another participant of the Symposium.

      – No, on the other hand, are you like People? You want a quick relationship with no strings attached? Look, we, if anything, he's still either calling or writing will not.

      – Hello, please, and why I called, found out? Are you guys just saying that?

      – Well… Yes, defiantly said Alena.

      Luda thought for a while, played with her eyebrows, took out a mirror, powdered her nose and said confidently:

      – Well, good, then I'll take it! – and in front of astonished friends left the cafe, leaving the money on the table for your order.

      ***

      Chet's awake. Wanted to sleep, but now it seems like don't want" – I fought consciousness with the desire in the head Jan, – managed the girl to call me. Have vzbalamutil me up, now I think – don't or not it's true she will come back. On the other hand, if I don't come, I'll never know if anyone actually waited for me in the square. What if true? Can do some pretty sweet passion is flying headlong to meet me, and I'm here like a fool lying in his kennel, whispering to the pillow and swinging their nerves. Before the meeting forty minutes. AAAAAAA was, not was, where there my stylish jeans…

      ***

      "I wonder what he's like. Would he like my name because I didn't introduce myself, would he like me…? Like it. In the evening dress for corporate parties, with light makeup, good mood and a radiant smile – he has no chance. Yes, even heels! And it will not come – anyway, only himself to blame if you can't find anyone, so just going for a walk, still in the black!!!»

      ***

      – Where the hell is she? That bitch cheated. What kind of creatures are the women, that he knew, knew that the divorce, what alternates? Seven minutes after the deadline, she didn't call, which is late, so it was a waste of time. Now she will dial, and I will say that the phone is off, exactly, it will be, or maybe it is better not to call, let him think that I did not go, they say, not a sucker. Yeah, not gonna call, I'll go home, well, her… – but after a second bad idea vanished.

      Hi! – there was a voice from standing nearby chic girl in a red dress.

      "Oops, oops, Oh-Oh… Oh…" screamed one thought.

      You're Ian, right? – smiling, said the People.

      Blurt out in response "Yes" was dangerous, too big was the probability of a leak of saliva. So Yan tightly closed jaw and trying to quickly assess everything you can, while trying not to show your great interest, softly "pokol" in response.

      Luda was not a stupid girl. Of course she immediately drew the sympathy of Jan as flaky. She became sharp movements and hasty speeches to interrupt an emotional outburst stunned the guy, and only slowly, scanning everything in the area, straparola hair and walked over to him, giving a few more seconds a guy loosen up and specifically get hooked "on the hook".

      – I immediately recognized you, because your picture I saw, I hope my appearance didn't disappoint?

      Oh, these flushed with a light dose of alcohol and a decent share of excitement girls. After all, they know how to approach the question to ask their scenario for further developments. And of course, less than an hour, as the newly couple sat down in the nearest cafe.

      – I'm sorry, I didn't immediately approached, but arrived on time. I was a little worried, I didn't know how to present myself, because we came to the meeting with a very specific purpose, right?

      Yang more silent, enjoying the spectacle and for the most part nodded.

      – So, I would like, that our meeting was memorable.

      My mother, she means sex. That's right, that's right, she wants to get me into bed. The stunned lass wants to drag me … wants me – – thoughts in the head of the poor fellow began to play.

      – Ian, you're a little standoffish, I think.

      A bit, Yes I now palsy is enough of emotions, hardly restrained themselves to Yang, unsuccessfully trying to keep a straight face.

      The girl did not let up:

      – Be honest. You are very interesting to me, today I had a beautiful day, and I would like the rest of this, and perhaps not only this day to spend with you, unless of course you are interested in me. What say you?

      – Yes, Yes, of course, you really liked me too, it's funny all of course happened, but I'm glad it all happened that way.

      – Great, then I suggest we take a walk around the city until one of our apartments gets in the way. U agree? At the same time we learn which of us lives closer.

      ***

      I do not know if this pair has succeeded, whether they have built a short-term or long-term, but in General some kind of relationship. Came out of the cafe, and went in different directions, or reached a happy old age together. Not the point. During the dialogue it became clear that the company is "Stealth", which employs People, is a subsidiary